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  1. #1
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    Nut cuttin dayany pro tips?

    Sitting in the waiting room, popped a couple valium, got my ice bags ready, a few docuseries lined up. What am I missing?

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    No nuttin for a week or two. Don't trust the process until the 6 month swimmer check. And frozen peas and corn are much more comfortable than ice!

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    Why don't you go practice fallin' down? I'll be there in a minute.

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    Quote Originally Posted by prsboogie View Post
    No nuttin for a week or two. Don't trust the process until the 6 month swimmer check. And frozen peas and corn are much more comfortable than ice!

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    You can nut as soon as you think youre ready and you only need a dozen ejaculations before testing


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    Self love wasn't pleasant for the first 8-10 days - comfort-wise.

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    Why don't you go practice fallin' down? I'll be there in a minute.

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    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "I'd eat a bag of Dicks and wash it down with a Coke any day." - iceman

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    +1 on peas.. and porn for the first couple trial cums... Was still a little tender for wife assist at first..
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

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    Get excited for a most awkward small talk conversation with the doc as he fondles yer balls for an hour while you are wide awake.

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    Don't believe your friends that said they went golfing or cycling the day after. Don't fly to a sales meeting the day after.
    what's orange and looks good on hippies?
    fire

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    If I had a dollar for every time capitalism was blamed for problems caused by the government I'd be a rich fat film maker in a baseball hat.

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    Sitting in the waiting room.



    I wait I wait I wait.
    Move upside and let the man go through...

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    when they say no lifting (anything) for a week, listen to the doctors...

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    Have I ever told the story about removing the last stitch myself because it wouldn't dissolve and it was darn uncomfortable?

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    Riser, you don't need to tell us every story that comes to mind.

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    IME when the freezing came out its gona hurt, YMMV but I passed out from pain just taking a piss, don't plan too much

    DO wait until you test swimmer free to stop using contraception, I ended up with another son,


    A week later MD said to me " well you are testing clean now but whatever you had you should have been selling "
    Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know

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    A mouth is a mouth.

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    The 3 easy steps:
    1. peas (frozen)
    2.rest
    3.Don't even think about it.

    Wife worked in ER for quite a while- has some pure Stephen King about guys who skipped a step.
    "if you plant ice, you're gonna harvest wind..."

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    ++vibes++

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    Will say it was absolutely the best thing I did after having two beautiful healthy groms- I waited for a year after my daughter was born before scheduling the snip and never looked back. We were a little older when we had our two 33/35 - didn't want to chase a toddler around in my late 40s or 50s.

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    Quote Originally Posted by muted reborn View Post
    Riser, you don't need to tell us every story that comes to mind.
    Where's the fun in that?

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    I scheduled mine for the first week of march madness. Vikes, beer and basketball make it a lot more bearable.

    I have a friend who was one of the horror stories, but I think he literally tried to bang the hot nurse right after the procedure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wolfy View Post
    The 3 easy steps:
    1. peas (frozen)
    2.rest
    3.Don't even think about it.

    Wife worked in ER for quite a while- has some pure Stephen King about guys who skipped a step.
    Solid advice right there. I'll only add that you need to play it up with the wife and have her wait on you hand and foot for a few days. Don't tell her you now know what childbirth feels like.

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    they will tape the wang to your belly to keep it out of the way....

    as mentioned above -- frozen peas.....I did it during week of march madness.....so had something to watch in bed.

    I ended up with an infection, which extended things a couple extra days - so don't hesitate to hassle the doctor if not healing as expected.

    All in all a good move. worth it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by I Skied Bandini Mountain View Post
    I scheduled mine for the first week of march madness. Vikes, beer and basketball make it a lot more bearable.

    I have a friend who was one of the horror stories, but I think he literally tried to bang the hot nurse right after the procedure.
    Dog's gonna dog.

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    Do not get sideswiped by a drunk lady on the way home from the snip

    Quote Originally Posted by MyNameIsAugustWest View Post
    Solid advice right there. I'll only add that you need to play it up with the wife and have her wait on you hand and foot for a few days. Don't tell her you now know what childbirth feels like.
    Yeahhh, that didn't happen. Ms TBS reminded me of the childbirth experience the first time I whined (about an hour after getting sideswiped)

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    Quote Originally Posted by TBS View Post
    Do not get sideswiped by a drunk lady on the way home from the snip
    Was she hot?

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    Not enough to offset the hassle of getting my car repaired.

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