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  1. #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carl_Mega View Post
    Nazi midgets?
    Dead nazi little people work professionals, obvi

  2. #27
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    What part of Denver?


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  3. #28
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    so, bags of meth?

    i mean, fuck, let's hear it, cuz tomorrow new shit will erupt in exsparky's conex lot
    still not even sunset here on the west coast...day's not over
    likely his hood actually gets interesting after dark


    [@mods...when you assist with the title "bicycle" spelling, just delete... thread should be called: "exsparky's conex lot" or "exsparky's blood lot"]

  4. #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by exsparky View Post
    No guesses coming for what was in the bags?

    I'll post the answer in the morning.
    Knockoff pantsuits.

  5. #30
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    Bags of Ivermectin

    Or the missing Trump votes from Arizona and PA
    Wait, how can we trust this guy^^^ He's clearly not DJSapp

  6. #31
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    Bicycle rim. Did not see that coming. Was seriously hoping it was a sharpened sex toy. You clearly needed a fence. And I m guessing it's meth precursor in the bags since we don't appear to have gotten to that part of the story. I'd like to say it's (possibly stolen or maybe smurfed) drug store ingredients, but that doesn't fit "true meth" in my book. Body parts would be too obvious.

  7. #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by ötzi View Post
    What the fuck possessed you to confront these guys?
    [exsparky]


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    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

  8. #33
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    JFK and JFK Jr..

  9. #34
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    Beanie babies
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

  10. #35
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    Whats a conex?

  11. #36
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    Bags full of dicks

  12. #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodsy View Post
    Whats a conex?
    Those big steel rectangles that are falling off ships lately

  13. #38
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    I'm gonna guess bags of ersatz LV handbags.

    You were right, did not see the bike rim coming.

  14. #39
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    True meth, hatchet, bicyie, my ford, a conex with urine and 12 guys story, Denver.

    Quote Originally Posted by Woodsy View Post
    Bags full of dicks
    Are they all mashed together in there like chicken parts or sticking out of the top like baguettes?

  15. #40
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    idk… if I was a juggalo what would I put in a trash bag?.. CD’s maybe?


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  16. #41
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    total click bait.

  17. #42
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    Bootleg Xmas gifts

  18. #43
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    Put me down as another 'dead Nazi midgets' voter.
    This thread has HOF potential.

  19. #44
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    Come on Mr. Teasy-pants, fuck this waiting till the morning BS.

  20. #45
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    When did Denver turn into 1980s Beirut? Apparently I'm down here in my naive little world thinking the biggest threat to the state were hipsters drinking too many IPAs and crashing their scooters into a parked car in LODO.

  21. #46
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    catalytic converters

  22. #47
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    Sounds like a retail overnight audit team.

  23. #48
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    Quote Originally Posted by dunfree View Post
    Sounds like a retail overnight audit team.
    These guys were golfing at a course nearby. When everybody was in the 19th hole they water bucketed all the golf clubs outside the club house into their cars and took off. The bags were stolen golf clubs.

    When the hostiles moved hatchet man his back pack puked out every drug there was all over the sidewalk. He had a few well used glass pipes that never broke.

    The empty lot used to be Ray's house. He lived there with his mother and brother. Ray had a shootout with some bikers (dropping one) while I was locking up to go home. I'll tell that one tomorrow.

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    True meth, hatchet, bicyie, my ford, a conex with urine and 12 guys story, Denver.

    Quote Originally Posted by exsparky View Post
    When the hostiles moved hatchet man his back pack puked out every drug there was all over the sidewalk. He had a few well used glass pipes that never broke.
    You uh, didn’t manage to pocket a few of those drugs for yourself did you? Not letting a good crisis go to waste and all that...

  25. #50
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    Wait,

    Who's Ray?
    I still call it The Jake.

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