I can't believe I'm doing this but I guess I've reached such a giga alpha status through so many years of owning these sexual beasts that I feel it's now time to pass them along to the next mag in need. Behold a one of a kind ski from the anals of ON3P history: the extra stiff Grizzlycorn Vicik. I purchased these rocket ships brand new from ON3P back in their humble beginnings in a garage somewhere. Scott laid them up with some extra glass so they're stiff enough to plow clean through some dentist without flapping a tip. Are they light? Fuck no. Do they have fancy RES? No because they don't need to turn. I don't even know the dimensions because they're underground as fuck, but they're 186cm long and 105 underfoot. Don't be fooled into thinking these are the simped out version of the Vicik seen in later years.
While we're on the topic of graphics - these are the limited first run of Grizzycorn graphics, fresh out of ON3P's "worst graphic ever" contest. They were so goddamn hot they kept making them, but they don't look like this anymore. Have I been approached by flocks of women squirming over the majesty of the topsheets? Nope. Have they been called "kinda gay" by a random stranger on the lift? You bet.
So you're probably thinking "what type of bear trap clamp is needed to hold this sheer force of nature on your foot?" Well the answer is of course the most bomber binding of them all: the OG gold FKS 185. This is maybe the cleanest pair of original gold FKS's in existence. Din strictly set to 18. Mounted only once on the line for a 316 BSL.
I'll shut the fuck up now but these are a special ski. A few base repairs and a bit of topsheet chipping, but the chips have been that way since early on and haven't gotten any worse. I have no idea how to put a price on these, but I'll start the bidding off at $10,000 or $200.69 plus a handful of cured meats for the skis or $330.69 + meats for skis and bindings (please feel free to weigh in on price I honestly have no idea)
Preference for sale goes to the awkward high school kid who spends too much time on the internet because he's afraid of real people. These skis will turn things around for you as they did for me, just be patient and go skiing a lot.
Will add more photos in a sec from my phone since the computer seems to fuck them up
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