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  1. #176
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    Quote Originally Posted by stealurface831 View Post
    I ain't getttin in the ring with no jizz monkey.
    Damn shame, throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    To be fair, PDX is really good at the offal game.

    Before everyone else got into it of course.
    “How did the hipster burn his tongue?”

    “He ate the monkey brains before they were cool”

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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyCarter View Post
    There have to be a half dozen places in Portland that already have that on the menu
    nong's chicken liver side FTW

    fucking delicious

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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyCarter View Post
    “How did the hipster burn his tongue?”

    “He ate the monkey brains before they were cool”


    That was nicely done.
    I still call it The Jake.

  5. #180
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    Quote Originally Posted by mcphee View Post
    bahahahahahahahahaha! i thought you changed it a few days ago perhaps because someone called you that and you thought it was funny. Holy shit, this is so much better! bahahahahhahahaahaha!

    Riser's theory seems much more plausible though considering you're an attention starved littewl baby.
    Actually its a federal crime if SkiDog didn't do it himself.

    #modsGoneWild

  6. #181
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deebased View Post
    Actually its a federal crime if SkiDog didn't do it himself.

    #modsGoneWild
    Which statute?
    Damn shame, throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that

  7. #182
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    Quote Originally Posted by ötzi View Post
    How did they not call themselves "The Mod Squad"?
    Yes

    How about the Mod Squad changes the title of this thread to Skidog is a Bitch!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Keystone is fucking lame. But, deadly.

  8. #183
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    Quote Originally Posted by Adolf Allerbush View Post
    Which statute?
    The statute of limitations. It took him 5 days to notice? That's a choice, man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mod Team View Post
    And, by the way, we could kick stealurface's ass, flakka or no flakka.
    This is cap and you know it.


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    swing your fucking sword.

  10. #185
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    The floggings will continue until morale improves.

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    For Splat,

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    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    by now the average TGR brain would be on to something else but this whinning just gives them something else to smakc talk skidog about
    Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know

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    If it were Booner it would be smaccc talk.

    Speaking of which, I hope he doesn't get a calendar page.

    No offense.
    I still call it The Jake.

  14. #189
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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    If it were Booner it would be smaccc talk.

    Speaking of which, I hope he doesn't get a calendar page.

    No offense.
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    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    Booner's page

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    Thicccccccc

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    I have taken to asking every solicitor that calls, emails or texts, if they are a jizz monkey.
    Thanks TGR.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
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    FIFY

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZomblibulaX View Post
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    I dunno how we top that for May.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyCarter View Post
    FIFY
    thiiiiiiiccccccccccccccccc

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    If it were Booner it would be smaccc talk.

    Speaking of which, I hope he doesn't get a calendar page.

    No offense.
    my point exactly, here we have the crayon eaters fixating on spelling
    Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mod Team View Post
    Because we here on the Mod Team are an upstanding bunch, and are here to defend the honor of all maggots, we are offended that some of you are accusing skidog of perpetrating this skulduggery upon himself, for his own nefarious ends. Rest assured that is not the case, and skidog is as innocent as a baby's bottom in this whole sordid affair.

    We are also offended that anyone thinks we have a reputation to uphold.
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ID:	387408Glad to know the mods here are just a bunch of useless cunts. I guess being a moderator on an online forum is what mentally disturbed children grow up to be… holy fuck this site is dogshit and this proves that your mod team is just a bunch of useless cunts like the rest of you.

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    ^^^

    I still call it The Jake.

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    Dear Mods, please sticky this thread right up top for all to see.

    Thank you.
    I have been in this State for 30 years and I am willing to admit that I am part of the problem.

    "Happiest years of my life were earning < $8.00 and hour, collecting unemployment every spring and fall, no car, no debt and no responsibilities. 1984-1990 Park City UT"

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