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Thread: UT/WY Missing Persons Case>WILD
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10-06-2021, 11:01 AM #1176
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10-06-2021, 11:12 AM #1177
My favorite is when Dad finally got to go (at age 10) with his oldest brother and bro's BIL to make beverage deliveries. Which consisted of humping hills with a frame pack full of mason jars to a roadhouse outside Andrews NC.
My uncle's BIL always wore bib overalls with a belt. Always kept his hands inside the bibs and always smiled.
When they got to the roadhouse, the owner decided the price would decline to $.25/jar. BIL explained that $.50/jar was the agreed-upon price, same as everybody else pays, and that was fair.
Owner pulled out a little pistol from under his desk, pointed it at BIL and said "This says it's $.25/jar"
Dad thought "Ohhhh Shit..."
BIL pulled out a .45 Buntline Special from his bibs, pointed it in owner's face, cocked it, smiled and said "Jus put yar'n in the barrel a mine."
Dad thought "So this is how I'm gonna die..."
After a brief standoff, they got their $0.50/jar (so like $30 all told)
Dad never asked to make deliveries again...
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10-06-2021, 11:25 AM #1178
From the L.A. Times Aug 2001:
"In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski, and his homosexual partner Andrew "Kiki" Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong.
"I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in," he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon,' my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him." At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next:
"The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out of the tubing, igniting Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball. Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract."
No word on the gerbil. Guessing he didn't survive...
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10-06-2021, 12:00 PM #1179Registered User
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10-06-2021, 01:03 PM #1180"timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang
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10-06-2021, 02:03 PM #1181
More maggots are posting about their fishing technique in this thread than the total number of maggots who have ever posted in the Fishing Forum.
Just saying.....
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10-06-2021, 02:31 PM #1182
It's sorta become the shoebox under the bed thread for many interests. Until this dude is caught.
"timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang
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10-06-2021, 02:51 PM #1183
He’s probably fishing with a cane pole.
Until he’s caught we need to discuss the merits of fishing reels.. . .
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10-06-2021, 03:10 PM #1184
Do you even need a pole to fish?
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10-06-2021, 03:15 PM #1185it just depends
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10-06-2021, 03:21 PM #1186
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10-06-2021, 03:29 PM #1187man of ice
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10-06-2021, 04:25 PM #1188www.apriliaforum.com
"If the road You followed brought you to this,of what use was the road"?
"I have no idea what I am talking about but would be happy to share my biased opinions as fact on the matter. "
Ottime
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10-06-2021, 04:28 PM #1189Banned
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I got a fish tattoo
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10-06-2021, 05:54 PM #1190
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10-06-2021, 05:56 PM #1191
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10-06-2021, 06:00 PM #1192
When I was about 12 my grandfather sent me a bunch of his old Orvis gear. But, I was living in central MN at the time and I wasn't in to fly fishing at all then.. No trout there. Did mess with some of it on a cross country vacation, stopped for a few days in Glorietta NM. Caught plenty of brown trout there. No clue what happened to the gear after I went to college though.
Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!
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10-06-2021, 06:09 PM #1193www.apriliaforum.com
"If the road You followed brought you to this,of what use was the road"?
"I have no idea what I am talking about but would be happy to share my biased opinions as fact on the matter. "
Ottime
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10-06-2021, 06:11 PM #1194
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10-06-2021, 06:14 PM #1195
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10-06-2021, 06:59 PM #1196Registered User
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10-06-2021, 07:14 PM #1197
It's difficult to keep up with this thread, but did we solve the case yet?
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10-06-2021, 07:17 PM #1198
No, that's why its wandering from fishing to hillbilly living and back again.
BTW, Tenkara always reminds me of rhythmic gynmastics where people run around with ribbons on a stick
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10-06-2021, 07:25 PM #1199
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10-06-2021, 07:27 PM #1200
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