Biker shorts?

[irul&ublo]

I actually saw some fine booty In Home Depot today. Really.

What was his name?

[BmillsSkier]

They got trucker hats with those biker shorts Fred?

[Timberridge]

Do you hand out business cards fred?

[Core Shot]

Benny is Derek Smalls

[mfcf13]

Not hours, dude. Nice to get those things off and let the jewels breathe. But, sometimes I give the ladies a thrill if I have to dash in and grab a few things.

You live in a strip mall. It should be pretty easy and convenient to change into normal clothes before going to the store. JFC. Your balls are probably so saggy that their downward gravitational momentum means they can slide out, even past tight lycra. Please do the world a favor and wear your Depends and cargo shorts when going out to the stores.

[Core Shot]

Men should wear MTB shorts over their bike Lycra.

Anything else is gay, which is fine if you’re gay. Then show your bulge as you please.

[BmillsSkier]

Can you guys keep it over in the rage-callout thread? Fred's trying to do a PSA here.

[mcphee]

Can you guys keep it over in the rage-callout thread? Fred's trying to do a PSA here.

see, this shit is why the benny's of the world continue to act the way they do. he's in here pathetically talking about his dick, we're making fun of him for it, and we're getting called out as the assholes. fuck that shit.

[Timberridge]

Benny's of the world? There's only one Benny.

Singular. Unique.

Is fred still at lunch?

[BmillsSkier]

see, this shit is why the benny's of the world continue to act the way they do. he's in here pathetically talking about his dick, we're making fun of him for it, and we're getting called out as the assholes. fuck that shit.

Directed more at mfc210384 and Benny than anyone else, but ok.

I wanted to hear more about the Frisco Whole Foods scene but carry on talking about bennys old droopy man bits and gross.

[mcphee]

Directed more at mfc210384 and Benny than anyone else, but ok.

I wanted to hear more about the Frisco Whole Foods scene but carry on talking about bennys old droopy man bits and gross.

Ahh, well, nevertheless. Carry on.

Still not sure what we’re getting out of this thread. Fred just telling us he saw some milf in biker shorts? No pics, no vivid description?

[BmillsSkier]

It's been my experience that when Fred tells a story, its best for you to paint your own mental image.

[mcphee]

Benny's of the world? There's only one Benny.

Singular. Unique.

Is fred still at lunch?

Nah man. Dull wit, pedestrian politics, holding on to a worldview from when he peaked at age 25 or so, and envious bellyaching makes a huge loser.

[fastfred]

Had a shit sandwich for lunch 12 yards of concrete showed up w no pumper the Mexicans got in there cars and the white guys threw rocks at me when I told them to get the wheel barrows out then got sushi at city market for my real lunch at 230 talk as about hangry looked like the upstate ny casino bus stopped there never seen so many old people in there it was weird the yoga pants crowd was lacking plenty of bennys and people who needed oxygen w there cigarettes top it all off its politics and take out tonight so much for randomly running into the tue nite women's group ride

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[RootSkier]

Men should wear MTB shorts over their bike Lycra.

Anything else is gay, which is fine if you’re gay. Then show your bulge as you please.

Trying to make fun of someone by calling them gay in 2021 just makes you look like a total douchebag, but I guess that is par for the course for you.

[Benny Profane]

Benny's of the world? There's only one Benny.

Singular. Unique.

Is fred still at lunch?

Word, bro

[Benny Profane]

It's been my experience that when Fred tells a story, its best for you to paint your own mental image.

I would think it works best reading it on a tequila hangover and a few bong hits.

[fastfred]

Men should wear MTB shorts over their bike Lycra.

Anything else is gay, which is fine if you’re gay. Then show your bulge as you please.

I'm comfortable with my body image and self so I don't need to wear mtb shorts over my lycra I"m also fast so it works w my image

[climberevan]

I'm comfortable with my body image and self so I don't need to wear mtb shorts over my lycra I"m also fast so it works w my image

I also don't understand why people wear two pairs of shorts except that they aren't comfortable with how they look. Lycra only for me.

[Benny Profane]

Pockets?

[skiballs]

I like women in a nice short tennis skirt.
The thought of hiking that skirt up and bending some milf over the vegetable stand gets me all chubby.


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[BmillsSkier]

Had a shit sandwich for lunch 12 yards of concrete showed up w no pumper the Mexicans got in there cars and the white guys threw rocks at me when I told them to get the wheel barrows out then got sushi at city market for my real lunch at 230 talk as about hangry looked like the upstate ny casino bus stopped there never seen so many old people in there it was weird the yoga pants crowd was lacking plenty of bennys and people who needed oxygen w there cigarettes top it all off its politics and take out tonight so much for randomly running into the tue nite women's group ride

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Can someone in the Upstate Thread check on the Seneca Casino Shuttle?

[Art Shirk]

Add the ladies of Whole Foods to the list with Poonam that are getting more (or less) than they asked for.


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[TBS]

OK at this point i believe it is more than appropriate to say
“Pics or it didn’t happen”

[BmillsSkier]

Add the ladies of Whole Foods to the list with Poonam that are getting more (or less) than they asked for.


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We stand with Poonam!

- some women on Benny’s bike route or Frisco Whole Foods (Probably).