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    Biker shorts?

    There is some rap song from the 80s or 90s "all the bitches in the biker shorts"

    Seems that biker shorts are back in style suddenly in not really complaining cause as I sit here eating my lunch at whole foods I'm being entertained by this milf in biker shorts as she tumbles around w her baby oblivious to the horn dog sitting here

    Which brings me to the half shirt crazy that gave us the muffin top thankfully short lived

    Then god almighty yoga pants which was a gift from heaven

    Unfortunately some people dont have mirrors in their house or in the case of men they allow there wives to dress them in capris my fear is dudes will start wearing yoga pants and biker shorts now I'm a total slob and for all the fashion and costume classes I once took your think I could do more than be a critic

    Meanwhile it's a stellar day in the high country and since milfs are attracted to whole foods like a bear to honey I'll keep enjoying my lunch and the scenery

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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    There is some rap song from the 80s or 90s "all the bitches in the biker shorts"

    Seems that biker shorts are back in style suddenly in not really complaining cause as I sit here eating my lunch at whole foods I'm being entertained by this milf in biker shorts as she tumbles around w her baby oblivious to the horn dog sitting here

    Which brings me to the half shirt crazy that gave us the muffin top thankfully short lived

    Then god almighty yoga pants which was a gift from heaven

    Unfortunately some people dont have mirrors in their house or in the case of men they allow there wives to dress them in capris my fear is dudes will start wearing yoga pants and biker shorts now I'm a total slob and for all the fashion and costume classes I once took your think I could do more than be a critic

    Meanwhile it's a stellar day in the high country and since milfs are attracted to whole foods like a bear to honey I'll keep enjoying my lunch and the scenery

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    Fred is sweatin all the bitches in the biker shorts


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    Extra cushion for the pushin?
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    Chicks dig me in my bike shorts.

    The world is perfect. Appreciate the details.

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    Nobody needs to see your moose knuckle.

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    These aren't real biker shorts these attention whores are wearing
    With all the crotch padding
    These are just cuttoff yoga pants
    I really like seeing the daisy dukes cutoff yoga pants on a good bod

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    Wegmans is another MILF-fest where i live, although I don't go there often anymore.

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    All things considered, I am FOR yoga pants.
    "Can't you see..."

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    3s is correct. Bike shorts are just yoga pants that show knees.

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    Fred?

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    It makes perfect sense...until you think about it.

    I suspect there's logic behind the madness, but I'm too dumb to see it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Nobody needs to see your moose knuckle.
    My trouser king snake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JongDoe View Post
    Wegmans is another MILF-fest where i live, although I don't go there often anymore.
    I actually saw some fine booty In Home Depot today. Really.

    The world is perfect. Appreciate the details.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    I actually saw some fine booty In Home Depot today. Really.
    Doesn't the sex drive diminish when you're over 90?
    It's a war of the mind and we're armed to the teeth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Nobody needs to see your moose knuckle.
    I prefer the term camel tail

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    I actually saw some fine booty In Home Depot today. Really.
    Embarassing

    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    My trouser king snake.
    Pathetic

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    I think I need to take this thread down
    the result isn't what I was hoping for seems benny wants us to know he is that guy at the supermarket wearing his bike shorts hours after his ride ended

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    Pitching a bike short tent at a big box store is not cool Benny. Although you’re probably excited that you’ve still got it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    I think I need to take this thread down
    the result isn't what I was hoping for seems benny wants us to know he is that guy at the supermarket wearing his bike shorts hours after his ride ended
    What sort of result were you hoping for?
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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    I think I need to take this thread down
    the result isn't what I was hoping for seems benny wants us to know he is that guy at the supermarket wearing his bike shorts hours after his ride ended
    Not hours, dude. Nice to get those things off and let the jewels breathe. But, sometimes I give the ladies a thrill if I have to dash in and grab a few things.

    The world is perfect. Appreciate the details.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Not hours, dude. Nice to get those things off and let the jewels breathe. But, sometimes I give the ladies a thrill if I have to dash in and grab a few things.
    Nobody, male or female wants to see that.

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    the thread is about hot moms in hot pants and biker shorts

    I'll be at whole foods later today
    dark sunglasses drooling and staring as I eat

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    So I understand. The women in Breck bike to Whole Foods for lunch, or they just shop in bike shorts?
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    So I understand. The women in Breck bike to Whole Foods for lunch, or they just shop in bike shorts?
    I think it's the latter.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    I thought we were talking about biker shorts
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