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09-13-2021, 12:46 PM #1Registered User
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Biker shorts?
There is some rap song from the 80s or 90s "all the bitches in the biker shorts"
Seems that biker shorts are back in style suddenly in not really complaining cause as I sit here eating my lunch at whole foods I'm being entertained by this milf in biker shorts as she tumbles around w her baby oblivious to the horn dog sitting here
Which brings me to the half shirt crazy that gave us the muffin top thankfully short lived
Then god almighty yoga pants which was a gift from heaven
Unfortunately some people dont have mirrors in their house or in the case of men they allow there wives to dress them in capris my fear is dudes will start wearing yoga pants and biker shorts now I'm a total slob and for all the fashion and costume classes I once took your think I could do more than be a critic
Meanwhile it's a stellar day in the high country and since milfs are attracted to whole foods like a bear to honey I'll keep enjoying my lunch and the scenery
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09-13-2021, 12:51 PM #2
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09-13-2021, 01:04 PM #3
Extra cushion for the pushin?
Aim for the chopping block. If you aim for the wood, you will have nothing. Aim past the wood, aim through the wood.
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09-13-2021, 01:12 PM #4
Chicks dig me in my bike shorts.
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09-13-2021, 01:14 PM #5
Nobody needs to see your moose knuckle.
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09-13-2021, 01:20 PM #6Registered User
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These aren't real biker shorts these attention whores are wearing
With all the crotch padding
These are just cuttoff yoga pants
I really like seeing the daisy dukes cutoff yoga pants on a good bod
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09-13-2021, 01:21 PM #7Registered User
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Wegmans is another MILF-fest where i live, although I don't go there often anymore.
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09-13-2021, 01:59 PM #8
All things considered, I am FOR yoga pants.
"Can't you see..."
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09-13-2021, 02:04 PM #9Hucked to flat once
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09-13-2021, 02:34 PM #10
Paging Viva!
It makes perfect sense...until you think about it.
I suspect there's logic behind the madness, but I'm too dumb to see it.
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09-13-2021, 02:38 PM #11
Not all mooseknuckle is bad mooseknuckle.
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09-14-2021, 07:31 AM #17Registered User
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I think I need to take this thread down
the result isn't what I was hoping for seems benny wants us to know he is that guy at the supermarket wearing his bike shorts hours after his ride ended
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09-14-2021, 07:38 AM #18Hucked to flat once
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Pitching a bike short tent at a big box store is not cool Benny. Although you’re probably excited that you’ve still got it.
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09-14-2021, 08:47 AM #22Registered User
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the thread is about hot moms in hot pants and biker shorts
I'll be at whole foods later today
dark sunglasses drooling and staring as I eat
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09-14-2021, 09:14 AM #23
So I understand. The women in Breck bike to Whole Foods for lunch, or they just shop in bike shorts?
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09-14-2021, 09:26 AM #24
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09-14-2021, 09:55 AM #25
I thought we were talking about biker shorts
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