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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    We stand with Poonam!

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    LYCRA? SPANDEX?
    now im confused

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    Quote Originally Posted by abraham View Post
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    I'm going to be completely embarrassed when I find out the hard way her name really isn't Poonam because Wooley couldn't read a name tag.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    Had a shit sandwich for lunch 12 yards of concrete showed up w no pumper the Mexicans got in there cars and the white guys threw rocks at me when I told them to get the wheel barrows out then got sushi at city market for my real lunch at 230 talk as about hangry looked like the upstate ny casino bus stopped there never seen so many old people in there it was weird the yoga pants crowd was lacking plenty of bennys and people who needed oxygen w there cigarettes top it all off its politics and take out tonight so much for randomly running into the tue nite women's group ride

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    38 years ago my then fiancee (now wife) and I were making a concrete driveway in her house in Tucson. In June. I spent a couple of weeks digging and pick-axing it out of hard pan, we laid brick between the sessions and then had 9 yards of concrete delivered--and the guy dumped it in one pile. My fiancee and I, her 60 something mother, and her 13 year old brother got busy with shovels in the 100 degree heat. We got it done--barely, screeded flat but it was too set up to properly smooth. That was a hard day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skiballs View Post
    I like women in a nice short tennis skirt.
    The thought of hiking that skirt up and bending some milf over the vegetable stand gets me all chubby.


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    agreed

    but when you think it's a skirt and it turns out to be a skort and your fumbling around wondering what is going on

    aiming for a whole foods again today doubt it will happen but one can always dream
    I'll take photos like a true creeper and prolly get arrested

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    Pick up a TGR branded bathrobe from the Breck outpost to wear before you go to complete the look.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    ^^ I'll check later
    do they make silk hugh hefner style or are they all warm and fuzzy

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    Quote Originally Posted by RootSkier View Post
    Trying to make fun of someone by calling them gay in 2021 just makes you look like a total douchebag, but I guess that is par for the course for you.
    I’m a deeply closeted gay man.
    Please stop shaming me
    . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    ^^ I'll check later
    do they make silk hugh hefner style or are they all warm and fuzzy
    The one they had in the window looked to be a fine terrycloth.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    I’m a deeply closeted gay man.
    Please stop shaming me
    You do strike me as a self-loathing log cabin republican type.

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    Biking jorts? https://riptonco.com/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    I’m a deeply closeted gay man.
    PM Rontele
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    PM Rontele
    I did.

    And he said I was gay. But I’m not. I’m deeply closeted. Very deeply closeted. I’m not coming out.
    . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    agreed

    but when you think it's a skirt and it turns out to be a skort and your fumbling around wondering what is going on
    Always carry a knife of some sort, you never know when you’ll need one, besides edging is an erotic thing these days.


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    Quote Originally Posted by skiballs View Post
    Always carry a knife of some sort, you never know when you’ll need one, besides EDGING is an erotic thing these days.
    Ummm... https://c.tenor.com/q9crr_x6HLYAAAAM...-that-word.gif
    ride bikes, climb, ski, travel, cook, work to fund former, repeat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by climberevan View Post
    Well excuse me Doctor Ruth.


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    can we get this thread back on track please it doesn't need to end up like
    the thread is about a milf doing cartwheels in her biker shorts yoga pants discussions are on topic
    unfortunately I now know that benny likes to cruise homedepot with his schwetty balls wearing bike shorts
    and ski balls enjoys the art of edging and prefers girls who like it alittle rough maybe too rough

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    Was this thread ever on track?
    . . .

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    Freddy, amigo, those hot milfs want desperately to have their inner slut released. Fifty shades of gray was a best seller for a reason, let your inner caveman run loose.


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    Are these too short to count on this thread? Just wanna be sure to avoid thread drift…
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