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    A Mod At Last!

    Not here.

    A forum that I visit from time to time and which will definitely remain unnamed at least for now has, in their wisdom, made me a moderator. Clearly the people there have class and taste and appreciate the wit and wisdom that i bring to every facet of my life. Unlike the semi-trained monkeys that run this godforsaken place.

    I didn't seek the status, they messaged me several times absolutely begging me, the way I read it, to save them from staleness, unfunniness and grammatical mistakes. I have accepted the challenge.

    And now I am wondering how best to fuck their little world up without getting caught. I have full mod powers, can delete, edit and remove threads and can, I believe, even ban people without anyone's approval. These people gave me the keys to their kingdom.

    What to do, what to do?

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    It's AlpineZone isn't it?!?

    Careful it may be a test before you are given the keys and box fan to the TRG.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buster Highmen View Post
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    Well Ima have to look into that one, I have no clue where I would insert that stuff, but if I do figure it out I see a lot of people scratching their heads about the sudden abundance of husky latin women on their site.

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    Mandatory vaccinations or cough up lewd photos

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    Quote Originally Posted by John_B View Post
    It's AlpineZone isn't it?!?

    Careful it may be a test before you are given the keys and box fan to the TRG.
    nah I've never even been on that site, Greg made it sound like I wouldn't be welcome.

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    Stick it to the Man. Even with best intentions, moderators can't help but being hated by the minions. Hard Pass!
    “A society that puts equality before freedom will get neither. A society that puts freedom before equality will get a high degree of both.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by ötzi View Post
    Not here.

    A forum that I visit from time to time and which will definitely remain unnamed at least for now has, in their wisdom, made me a moderator. Clearly the people there have class and taste and appreciate the wit and wisdom that i bring to every facet of my life. Unlike the semi-trained monkeys that run this godforsaken place.

    I didn't seek the status, they messaged me several times absolutely begging me, the way I read it, to save them from staleness, unfunniness and grammatical mistakes. I have accepted the challenge.

    And now I am wondering how best to fuck their little world up without getting caught. I have full mod powers, can delete, edit and remove threads and can, I believe, even ban people without anyone's approval. These people gave me the keys to their kingdom.

    What to do, what to do?
    Tell us where to go and what to say to torment these denizens?


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    That's the part I'm gonna hold off on. I gotta work this con slow. There may come a day when I need some help, but it won't be for a while.

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    A Mod At Last!

    Quote Originally Posted by ötzi View Post
    That's the part I'm gonna hold off on. I gotta work this con slow, man. There may come a day when I reveal my work, if it amounts to anything, but it won't be for a while.
    Well let us know if you need imps for the caper.

    Maybe we all show up and open accounts posting goetse porn and you can act the hero and save the forum from the barbarians at the gate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Keystone is fucking lame. But, deadly.

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    Don’t forget your password.

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    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    My guess is Rennlist

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    Wait, it's not this place?

    Damn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    Gotta be Fetlife

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    Me, I'd just say, no kiddie porn, and have at it, little people. But never forget who's your daddy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ötzi View Post
    That's the part I'm gonna hold off on. I gotta work this con slow. There may come a day when I need some help, but it won't be for a while.
    start with an AMA thread featuring skifishbum
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    Could this be the fabled ornithology forum that we shall infiltrate upon the demise of the box fan?

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    Well since I don't know what that means, maybe. I mean I get the box fan part.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TBS View Post
    start with an AMA thread featuring skifishbum
    I'm pretty sure this would be a winning strategy.

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    “Most of the evil in this world is done by people with good intentions.“
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    There was a proposed plan to continue the tgr stoke info gear trade through mass migration to an unsuspecting niche forum when the server dies.
    Since you now have the keys to the kingdom, perhaps we maggots have a fallback position if these forums go kaput.

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    Yachtrock.com
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodsy View Post
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    Probably the Rontele Impersonators Club.

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    Lamb Expeditions

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