Is there anything better……

[fastfred]

haven't mowed a lawn in decades couldn't imagine such horror
haven't smoked crack since I was 19 or 20

there is nothing better than laying on the couch with a tv remote and a nasal cannula pumping 3L of O2

[Game Over]

Is there anything better than the podcast “Is there anything better” by Bill Burr and Paul Versi?

[riser4]

Miami Beach baby

When can we go back. I'm going next year

Also that first hit of the day (mines at fucken 6AM, I need to stop)

And that feeling that ski season is within 75 days

Can't smoke crack all day if you don't start early.

[skifishbum]

l like to smoke medical grade grass on the river floating

on the waters thats left in it cause
i didnt waste it by growing ornamentals grass of little value

[JayPowHound]

Kids like soccer. They enjoy practicing every day in the yard. That gives my grass value.

Justsayin..

That aside, Goddammit I wish I was on a river with you and that grass right now rather than stuck behind the screen getting ready for next week's start of school!

[XXX-er]

Not cutting the grass could be better, unfortunately the gardener is disabled and can't really drive a lawnmower but her flowers look so awesume nobody believes I grew them

I picked up one of them self prophesying Honda 214's so cutting the grass is a lot faster now, sold the old push job for the same money ... so much win

[Benny Profane]

We've been over this. To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women, this is what is best in life.

duh

And then enjoying a cold beer. Or two.

[Core Shot]

haven't mowed a lawn in decades couldn't imagine such horror
haven't smoked crack since I was 19 or 20

there is nothing better than laying on the couch with a tv remote and a nasal cannula pumping 3L of O2

l like to smoke medical grade grass on the river floating

on the waters thats left in it cause
i didnt waste it by growing ornamentals grass of little value

Yeah. Fuck lawns.

A few doors down they had a wild field that got the bush hog every three years. Awesome natural field.
The new owners turned it into a golf course green lawn that’s rarely used. Over an acre of nothing. And they pay twice to cross mow it like it’s a fucking outfield.

Fuck lawns.

PS. I just mowed my crabgrass lawn. Fuck it’s humid out. Where’s my beer?

[ZomblibulaX]

You ok man?

Channeling my inner Roy Kent. Too much fucking swearing for the fucking TGRs.

I stand by the second part: I think it's good that you don't have high standards that act as an impediment to your happiness. If mowing the lawn and drinking a beer is all it takes to make you truly happy, then all you need to work on is making either one of those enough.

[bry]

My pops loves mowing the lawn, even today in his 70s. It's practically all he loves. Came home from a family vacation once and mowed the lawn before we unpacked the car.

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[bagtagley]

It’s the not enjoying it that makes the beer so good. That and the heat.

[Viva]

A cold beer following a six hour ride (motocicleta) is okay.

[m2711c]

[Lvovsky]

Cold beer after two hour mnt bike ride that was going great until I ate shit on a section I rode many times before was nice. Knee pads are earning their keep. Elbow pads could have done better job but I’d hate to think what I’d look like without them. And then there is scape on the stomach area from the handlebar grips. Could have fucking harakiri myself… But the beer made it all better. Is this a bike rant thread?…

[liv2ski]

Sitting outside and watching it snow with a beverage in hand makes me real happy. That could only be better if I had my family there too (humans and animals) to enjoy it with also.

[Aldo]

I’m all in with this thread.
Headphones, edibles and icy beers.
You got some crack? I’ll smoke that too.

[XXX-er]

Cold beer after two hour mnt bike ride that was going great until I ate shit on a section I rode many times before was nice. Knee pads are earning their keep. Elbow pads could have done better job but I’d hate to think what I’d look like without them. And then there is scape on the stomach area from the handlebar grips. Could have fucking harakiri myself… But the beer made it all better. Is this a bike rant thread?…

Back in the day do you think the Sir Lancelot would leave the armor back at the castle cuz he was just running out for a pack of smokes ?

alwasy wear the armor eh

[AK47bp]

Scored a used Springfree Trampoline from a coworker and installed myself (holy shit it’s hard to do alone)

Hearing my 6yr old daughter and her friend out back laughing and giggling and bouncing up and down is a pretty dam good sound.




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[The Tortoise]

We scored one in the fall of 2019. It's been the hero of the pandemic.

But yeah, they suck balls to put up and take down.

[riser4]

Scored a used Springfree Trampoline from a coworker and installed myself (holy shit it’s hard to do alone)

Hearing my 6yr old daughter and her friend out back laughing and giggling and bouncing up and down is a pretty dam good sound.



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Whatever you do, don't let her use the garden hose while jumping on the trampoline.

[Buster Highmen]

We have a small yard and there is great, quiet satisfaction in looking over a freshly hewn lawn,
I'm all electric.

But a spicy and pungent bowl after some fresh pow is moar bettah.

[Core Shot]

haven't mowed a lawn in decades couldn't imagine such horror
haven't smoked crack since I was 19 or 20

there is nothing better than laying on the couch with a tv remote and a nasal cannula pumping 3L of O2

I’m all in with this thread.
Headphones, edibles and icy beers.
You got some crack? I’ll smoke that too.

That’s a badass mower

[Blatant]

... a dick in yer mouth

[AK47bp]

... a dick in yer mouth

Wish my wife agreed with you.


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[paulster2626]

Sitting on a porch during a rainstorm drinking beers with a neighbor, while the rest of the family either doesn't know or care where you are. It's the best afternoon you could have.