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    Is there anything better

    .than a cold beer after cutting the grass? Whatcha got? Discuss.
    What we have here is an intelligence failure. You may be familiar with staring directly at that when shaving. .
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    I always like watermelon after a hot, long bike ride.

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    Than the first hit of crack?

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    The 14th hit of crack?

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Than the first hit of crack?
    Well go on then…..
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    Quote Originally Posted by k2skier112 View Post
    The 14th hit of crack?
    You too.
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    ... than a thread that degenerates with the third post --


    is there anything better...

    than a bowl of Ice cream at the end of a long, Warm day - !


    ( any of you that want a Cold beer, that's fine Too ! !! )

    skiJ

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    Quote Originally Posted by seano732 View Post
    .than a cold beer after cutting the grass? Whatcha got? Discuss.
    blowjobs
    clean anal
    I could go on...

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    I’m beginning to think this thread was a bad idea….
    What we have here is an intelligence failure. You may be familiar with staring directly at that when shaving. .
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    We've been over this. To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women, this is what is best in life.

    duh

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    Quote Originally Posted by tzi View Post
    We've been over this. To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women, this is what is best in life.

    duh
    nahh man, butt stuff after your 14th hit of crack

    maybe if you used the blood of your enemies as lube, sure, that might be better than a cold beer after mowing your lawn.

    just not sure how well blood will hold up to the rigors of anal

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    Quote Originally Posted by tgapp View Post
    nahh man, butt stuff after your 14th hit of crack

    maybe if you used the blood of your enemies as lube, sure, that might be better than a cold beer after mowing your lawn.

    just not sure how well blood will hold up to the rigors of anal

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    OK let’s go back to free coffee….
    What we have here is an intelligence failure. You may be familiar with staring directly at that when shaving. .
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    Ditching a cop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by seano732 View Post
    OK lets go back to free coffee.
    funny you say that

    but really, free coffee is not better than a cold beer after mowing the lawn. at least not any free coffee I've ever had, and certainly not my free coffee.

    speaking of thread drift, any mags want free coffee? I got some got you basinbeater, just gotta find your number

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    Quote Originally Posted by seano732 View Post
    I’m beginning to think this thread was a bad idea….
    Whatever gave you that idea? And did you expect otherwise? This is TRG after all. Bunch of freaks, weirdos, and degens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Whatever gave you that idea? And did you expect otherwise? This is TRG after all. Bunch of freaks, weirdos, and degens.
    Fair enough. I’d also vote for sitting outside in the rain with a home pour in my hand, which is what I’m doing now……
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    Quote Originally Posted by seano732 View Post
    Fair enough. Id also vote for sitting outside in the rain with MY DICK in my hand, which is what Im doing now
    FIFY
    Im a subhuman jizz monkey

    Thx mods. Its an awesome signature.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tgapp View Post
    ...just not sure how well blood will hold up to the rigors of anal...
    gets sticky real quick
    "knowledgeable in escapades of the flesh"

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    Rain at the end of a hot day is nice

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    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    FIFY
    Hey feel free to go fuck yourself, that has potential……
    What we have here is an intelligence failure. You may be familiar with staring directly at that when shaving. .
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    Miami Beach baby

    When can we go back. I'm going next year

    Also that first hit of the day (mines at fucken 6AM, I need to stop)

    And that feeling that ski season is within 75 days

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    21 posts before someone mentions skiing? holy fucking pugski.....

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    Why the fuck do I have to mow the fucking lawn to get a fucking beer.

    (If you're stuck in Sacramento during a week or two of 100F+ days, the first evening that the delta breeze kicks in and everyone is out on the sidewalk feeling it--that's pretty sweet.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by m2711c View Post
    21 posts before someone mentions skiing? holy fucking pugski.....
    No shit. Fucking skiing. Even on a shitfuck, refrozen, flat light day. Still better than sitting on my ass drinking after mowing the lawn.

    But OP, thanks for setting the bar low. It's important not to have high standards of happiness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZomblibulaX View Post
    No shit. Fucking skiing. Even on a shitfuck, refrozen, flat light day. Still better than sitting on my ass drinking after mowing the lawn.

    But OP, thanks for setting the bar low. It's important not to have high standards of happiness.
    You ok man?

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