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    Post your emails from Nigeria here

    Skiing is not a cheap sport, and from what I understand reading some other threads, most ski town jobs don't provide an adequate wage to allow one to pursue their dreams of skiing all day and renting affordable housing. Occasionally I'll get emails like this from altruistic folks who may need to dispose of their accumulated wealth due to health or other issues. I'll post them here if anyone wishes to take these folks up on their generosity.



    Greetings,

    Please accept my unreserved apologies If this message invade your
    privacy, it wasn't my intention to do so but I have no other choice
    after I have learnt what is ahead of me which is inevitable. I have
    been diagnosed with dangerous disease called ESOPHAGEAL cancer for so
    long and my doctor has recently confirmed that I have only few weeks
    to live because the virus has eaten deeply into my body system it
    takes grace of God to survive this horrible situation.

    I am contacting you because I want to will/donate the sum of 5.2
    Million USD and 200-KGS of Gold Bar to you for the work of God and
    orphanage home in your locality, please use 70% of these money for the
    children and work of God, 30% for yourself. If you do agree with me,
    please reply back with your full information as such.

    (1) Your address
    (2) Your telephone Number
    (3) Your ID card or passport

    I need this information so I can ask a lawyer to prepare authorization
    of claim to your name as advised by the legal department of the bank,
    and also to introduce you as my foreign Beneficiary/trustee and
    further instruct the Bank to transfer the money to any of your
    designated Bank account based on the authorization of claim or
    affidavit as the law of the country demands.

    Contact my private email at; isabelle.patel@yahoo.com

    Thank you so much
    Mrs. Isabelle Patel
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Can I get one of the 200 KG gold bars?

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    You have her contact info.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Unreserved apologies doesn't get used enough around here.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Unreserved apologies doesn't get used enough around here.
    Heh.
    What we have here is an intelligence failure. You may be familiar with staring directly at that when shaving. .
    -Ottime

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Unreserved apologies doesn't get used enough around here.
    Fuck that shit

    All my apologies are reserved
    ďIím a subhuman jizz monkeyĒ

    Thx mods. Itís an awesome signature.

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    my neighbor did a project in Nigeria, they sent him a bunch of money in advance without a contract or anything we had a good laugh and called it "the Reverse Nigerian"
    Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know

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    pfffft, all I gits iz blackmail

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    ^This is a good lesson for everyone here.
    Always make sure that little slidy thing is closed on the video cam.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Quote Originally Posted by k2skier112 View Post
    pfffft, all I gits iz blackmail

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    Please reply to that email with all the dick pics you can find, whether they are yours or not.
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    Climate change deniers should be in the same boat as the flat earthers, ridiculed for stupidity.

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    This recent email mentions those that lost money in interactions Africa. Reads like the jig is up for a lot of these scammers!

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    Attention please,
    This is to bring to your kind attention that the World Bank in
    affiliation with the Office of Foreign Assets Control (OFAC) has
    sanctioned the Government of concerned countries to compensate the
    scam victims, including those that lost money on unsuccessful
    contracts and transactions in Africa. Each of the victims will be
    compensated with the sum of $2.5 Million dollars, to ensure that
    justice is served. This is necessitated by numerous reports of scams
    perpetuated from some African countries. There have been reports that
    the victims have lost billions of dollars to the scammers.


    However, your details were obtained from one of the scammers who were
    recently arrested by the joint security operatives comprising
    INTERPOL, FBI and local security. The culprit confessed that there are
    other partners in crime, and the security agents are tracking them for
    possible arrest. Therefore, you are hereby advised to keep this
    information confidential until all the scammers are apprehended.


    Contact the payment manager now for your compensation payment. Note,
    your payment reference number is: CP005698BFA. Quote or better use
    your payment reference number as subject when contacting the payment manager.


    Payment manager: Mr. Johnbosco Lapa O.
    Email: alphn22448@gmail.com
    Tel: +2266572579


    Yours faithfully,
    John Leach
    The secretary of the FINANCIAL ACTION TASK FORCE
    924 W. 22nd St. Tempe, Arizona, United State

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    UNITED NATIONS COMPENSATION&COVID19 ASSISTED PROGRAM)
    DIRECTORATE OF INTERNATIONAL PAYMENT.
    United Nations Assisted Program - UK
    3 Whitehall Court
    London-SW1A 2EL.

    I am Mrs Hellen Steward, the newly appointed director General in
    charge of approving & releasing all owed yet unpaid foreign payments
    and also the special adviser to the United-Nation. You have been
    selected through our computer ballot Your Consignment registration
    #:CT8100AFUK.

    I am delighted to inform you that the contract/Inheritance panel of
    the UN/COVID19 Awarded Payment, which just concluded itís seating in
    London just released your (E-mail Id & Name) among the currently
    approved beneficiaries who are to benefit 100% from this very
    diplomatic 2nd quarter payment of the year. This panel was primarily
    delegated to investigate all genuinely owed debts and claims as it
    has been over due.

    This package in a Golden metal box valued $5.5Million US (Five million
    Five hundred thousand Us Dollars)has arrived Dulles International
    Airport Washington Dc from Heath-row airport London Through Diplomatic
    sealed.

    At this moment, I wish to use this medium of communication to inform
    you that for the time being the (UN) has completely stopped further
    payment through bank to bank transfer, ATM Card, Bank Draft or Check
    Payment due to numerous petitions received from the united states
    home-land security, the FBI, IMF and other financial and security
    agencies to UK Government against our banks on wrong payment and
    diversion of innocent beneficiaries owed funds to a different
    account,the diplomat agent already arrive in the united state with
    your consignment box conveying the amount to be delivered to you.

    Please reconfirm these information's : .
    1. Your Full Name: .................
    2. Your current address: ..........
    3. Your phone number: ..............
    4. Nearest airport to your location.........
    5. Your Occupation: ...............

    Contact the Delivery agent

    Info below to speed up your Delivery Today.
    Dulles International Airport Washington dc
    Address: 1 Saarinen Cir, Dulles, VA 20166, USA.
    Emailannieb@ebold.com)
    Direct Telephone: +12705514544
    Delivery Man Mr Morris Gidman

    Respectfully Yours in-service,
    Mrs Hellen Steward.
    United Nation Compensation Assisted Program
    Chief Executive On payment matters.


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    Where can i get this job:
    Chief Executive On payment matters.

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    Merde De Glace On the Freak When Ski
    >>>200 cm Black Bamboo Sidewalled DPS Lotus 120 : Best Skis Ever <<<

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    So is the golden metal box valued at $5.5M? Or the pkg? Do you get the box too?

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    Quote Originally Posted by johnnyg82 View Post
    Please reply to that email with all the dick pics you can find, whether they are yours or not.
    This is where having spook back would be handy.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buster Highmen View Post
    What if the scam a scammer is a scam to get your email? A sort of scam of a scam thing?
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlimFlamvanHam View Post
    So is the golden metal box valued at $5.5M? Or the pkg? Do you get the box too?
    You could take the $5.5M or the contents of the golden metal mystery box.

    There could be anything in the box, even $5.5M.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    I'd call the tel # in the email. I'm sure someone there can clear this up.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Who knew that all these international programs dont tranfer funds via bank wire but by physical golden metal boxes in $5.5 m increments.


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    Keystone is fucking lame. But, deadly.

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    Yea because that tinglingcoc sent from address looks so legit.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel View Post
    Yea because that tinglingcoc sent from address looks so legit.
    good news... apparently 'tinglingcoc' is still available as a TGR forum handle... you're welcome.

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    Just Appleal the action already...

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    Dear Friend,
    How are you today? Hope all is well with you and your family? I hope
    this mail finds you in excellent health. But if you do not remember me,
    you have received an email from me in the past regarding a
    multi-million-dollar business proposal which we never concluded. I am
    using this opportunity to inform you that this multi-million-dollar
    business has been concluded with another Merchant who financed it to a
    logical conclusion. I thank you for your great effort towards our
    unfinished transaction, due to one reason or the other best known to you
    at that time. Due to the effort, sincerity, and trustworthiness you
    showed during the course of the transaction, I want to compensate you
    and show my gratitude to you with the sum of Seven hundred and fifty
    thousand United States dollars. I have left an international certified
    bank draft for you, worth USD$750,000.00 cashable anywhere in the world.
    My dear friend, please contact Rev. Yao Higginbottom, Of Catholic
    Parish, Adidogome,Lome-Togo, so he will release the draft to you. At the
    moment, I'm very busy and would like you to accept this token with good
    faith as this is from the bottom of my heart. Below is her contact
    information.

    NAME: Reverend. Yao Higginbottom, Of Catholic Parish,
    Adidogome,Lome-Togo.
    TEL: +228(96)6507-23.
    EMAIL CONTACT: rev.yaohagginbottom1@gmail.com

    Therefore, you should contact her and ask her to release the draft to
    you because I have instructed her to do so.
    Best Regards,
    Mr. Charles Renata

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    I wonder if this thread will attract those ambitious, but less-funded, Nigerian scam artists?

    Kind of a legalzoom.com for those looking for a good starting point for their emails to riches.
    I still call it The Jake.

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