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    The Someone Farted At The CONCERT Thread

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    What is the one constant of every show you have been to?


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    Huh. That WOULD be the ultimate venue to go on a crop dusting spree of mass destruction. Should have dropped some bombs in the mosh pit back in my youth.

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    There was a dude at the Sasquatch festival who just whipped it out and started pissing on people….it was the the brutal ass kicking ive witnessed. Security pulled him out unconscious with his dick still out


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    Quote Originally Posted by MontuckyFried View Post
    Huh. That WOULD be the ultimate venue to go on a crop dusting spree of mass destruction. Should have dropped some bombs in the mosh pit back in my youth.

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    Oh, you did. But at the end of the night, you are too drained to even care to remember.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ::: ::: View Post
    What is the one constant of every show you have been to?

    Random fart smells with lots of people standing around me.
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    Great thing about a concert is you can rip an audible.
    The Jedi master is the one that can crop dust a library.

    The challenge at a concert is keeping a poker face as the crowd retches and gags. Sometimes holding your nose and waving a hand makes you seem less likely as a suspect.
    “I’m a subhuman jizz monkey”

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    So the He Who Smelt It Dealt It provision doesnt apply in that case

    Sometimes its fun to try and guess what they had for dinner
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    Although everyone blames the Beans it’s a stereotype.

    Cheap beer and fatty foods are the winner.
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    This thread stinks.
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    I’m sure I’ve either been to or worked at a show where some drunk kid shit himself on the floor.


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