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  1. #1
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    Tell me about your expandable hose

    Looking for recommendations on expandable garden hoses that you’re stoked on. My expanding hose just broke after a year.

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    They all break. They all suck.

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    what broke, can't you fix it with wait for it ... a garden hose repair kit ?
    Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know

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    CS is right, they all suck.

    This is the only hose I buy, everything else I’ve found is garbage by comparison.

    https://www.homedepot.com/p/Continen...E&gclsrc=aw.ds



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    Mine quit in a year also. How long should a $25 hose last?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dtown View Post
    CS is right, they all suck.

    This is the only hose I buy, everything else I’ve found is garbage by comparison.

    https://www.homedepot.com/p/Continen...E&gclsrc=aw.ds



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    I finally ended up with a couple of these after too many failures with cheaper shit.

    100% recommend.

    (That's assuming it doesn't get left in the driveway and the nozzle run over by the wife, but that's a discussion for another thread, ugh..)

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    You could buy a guarantied hose for mo money and just take it back when it fails or you can just fix them almost forever

    I got me one of them guarantied hoses , cuz I was fixing a cash register at Canadian tire when someone warrantied the hose so the floor manger said " hey do want this hose just fix it " that was a free hose 30 yrs ago
    Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know

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    Tell me about your expandable hose

    I thought this thread would be about hookers getting fat

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    So we have had this one for 2 yrs and if I had to replace it every I would…:

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07YK425CF...ing=UTF8&psc=1


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    Is expandable hose related to detachable penis?
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    I think you ^^ mean penis extension ?
    Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know

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    Quote Originally Posted by Undertow View Post
    So we have had this one for 2 yrs and if I had to replace it every I would…:

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07YK425CF...ing=UTF8&psc=1


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    I went through several of those in the past 5 years or so. I'm back to a traditional hose and reel now. I didn't totally mind the price of replacing one every year or two, but I hate the idea of buying disposable junk that is destined for the landfill.

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    Unless you happen to be sitting on my lap, my expandable hose is none of your goddamn business.


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    Quote Originally Posted by snowaddict91 View Post
    I went through several of those in the past 5 years or so. I'm back to a traditional hose and reel now. I didn't totally mind the price of replacing one every year or two, but I hate the idea of buying disposable junk that is destined for the landfill.
    Def have had better luck - the 100 ft we have now is on its third year and the 75ft is on its second year…. I cannot go back to the old heavy kinked hose and only use that thing for the power washer…


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    Quote Originally Posted by snowaddict91 View Post
    I went through several of those in the past 5 years or so. I'm back to a traditional hose and reel now. I didn't totally mind the price of replacing one every year or two, but I hate the idea of buying disposable junk that is destined for the landfill.
    Yeah. That was my point. Great idea. Out of the box they are awesome. But they fail.
    I loved it for my deck hose. But I’m done with them.
    Got a lightweight hose now. It coils up in a faux planter. So much better than the expandable penis.
    “I’m a subhuman jizz monkey”

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    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    I think you ^^ mean penis extension ?
    Nah, he had it right:
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

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    Quote Originally Posted by J. Barron DeJong View Post
    well you are right ^^ a lot to un-pack there
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    Thought there’d be a Hotdog in a Hallway reference by now.

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    Gotta love TGR. Not sure any other community could connect a landscaping question to sex dolls that quickly

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    Zero G hoses FTW.

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    Quote Originally Posted by frorider View Post
    Thought there’d be a Hotdog in a Hallway reference by now.
    Gonna need a 2x4 on your back so you don't fall in

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    tasteless parody thread: "tell me about your expendable horse."
    If we're gonna wear uniforms, we should all wear somethin' different!

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    i did not get the red one and it was full of holes after five months. garbage.
    They got a name for the winners in the world

    http://procatinator.com/?cat=80

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    Quote Originally Posted by dtown View Post
    CS is right, they all suck.

    This is the only hose I buy, everything else I’ve found is garbage by comparison.

    https://www.homedepot.com/p/Continen...E&gclsrc=aw.ds



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    same hose at my place...workhorse for sure...sturdy, doesnt kink too bad.. I do have a few of those expandable ones, but they are mostly shit...

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