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  1. #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by bonewrenched View Post
    See fred, soft hands can have their advantages.
    I recommend sitting on your off hand until it falls asleep. Then turn that soft office hand upside down and rub your wang that way. Worst case scenario someone sees you in the act, best case it feels like a chick with big paws going to work on you.

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    Big paws? Ya mean like man hands? NTTAWWT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    ok jerk offs my life obviously didn't turn out like it was suppose to but I'm doing the best I can with what I've been given

    so I need some advice since I have mad respect for the people who post on TGR

    How do you do it? I just set what I think was a new record sitting at my desk 6 1/2 hours and still going doing paper work and being a desk jockey. It seems like a horrible existence to me. A few breaks here and there but I impress myself with the ability to focus and get er done. So the problem is how the fuck do you do it? I spent most of my working life actually working hard sweating my balls off outside or freezing them numb. These days my hands are getting softer and softer my fingers are pointier and all I do is shuffle paper around and talk on the phone. In the past five plus years I've found myself turning into a pussy. I long for the days of walking on icy wall plates twenty feet off the ground, throwing shit at people for fun, and yelling at each other because you can. Instead I sit in my self imposed cubical ordering porta potties trying to figure out how massive ass sinks will fit into tiny little cabinets and crunching numbers.

    The office life is the pits.

    How do you clowns wake up and do nothing all day? How do you sit at a desk all day without going postal? Looking for advice.
    I get up and yell at the dog to stop barking every two or three hours.

    (I was actually expecting ice to say something like this.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Conundrum View Post
    I recommend sitting on your off hand until it falls asleep. Then turn that soft office hand upside down and rub your wang that way. Worst case scenario someone sees you in the act, best case it feels like a chick with big paws going to work on you.
    now were getting somewhere advice I can use
    I'll try this tomorrow morning sometime after hr one I'll post back and let everyone know if it was awesome on a scale of 0 - 10

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    I have an interview in the morning, I don't want to be trying to impress some future employee with my hand all numb and retarded at my side with a smile on my face cause I just jerked off, I'll try later in the day I'd aim for saturday but some chick wants to go out for tacos friday nite so I might not need to rub one out saturday morning

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    ok we'll wait here for updates.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    How do you clowns wake up and do nothing all day? .
    For > 16 yars, it was the easiest thing to do
    Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know

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    This thread delivers.
    ride bikes, climb, ski, travel, cook, work to fund former, repeat.

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    You need to find the right person to hire to do all that for you. Focus on the connections side of the business and pay well.

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    Gin. Lots of gin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    now were getting somewhere advice I can use
    I'll try this tomorrow morning sometime after hr one I'll post back and let everyone know if it was awesome on a scale of 0 - 10

    edit
    I have an interview in the morning, I don't want to be trying to impress some future employee with my hand all numb and retarded at my side with a smile on my face cause I just jerked off, I'll try later in the day I'd aim for saturday but some chick wants to go out for tacos friday nite so I might not need to rub one out saturday morning

    Did she indicate that you would be eating fish tacos? If so, that's a good sign.

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    I'm a teacher ....so I watch movies all day and call it edumacation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buster Highmen View Post

    No sink peeing
    And here I thought I was welcome.

    I built the Shed of Doom and I was pretty sure this was the Shack of my dreams.


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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    I get up and yell at the dog to stop barking every two or three hours.

    (I was actually expecting ice to say something like this.)
    Splat has a BAAAAYYYYYYBE!

    And WTF, that's Tuesday: "some chick wants to go out for tacos friday"

    Definitely don't trust her, do anal, and post pics.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Garbowski View Post
    You need to find the right person to hire to do all that for you. Focus on the connections side of the business and pay well.
    This, hire an office manager to handle this crap for you. Check their stuff for you periodically to make sure they aren’t stealing.

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    I wouldn’t trade the Wall Street life for anything else.

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    Repetitive tasks suck, sitting in an office sucks. Having to do both is pretty intolerable. I like to move, I like variety, I want to solve a problem or use my head rather than do something that could be automated. I'm sure I'd be much wealthier if I had just gone to work for a big tech company with stock options right out of college - but I'd be fat and miserable and sitting at a desk 10hrs a day. I've worked for bigger companies, and if you can work from home it turns out that 40hr job is more like a 16hr job.

    I guess I don't do the office thing, but I found work I enjoy that trusts me to get shit done. The same work, even if done from outside the office, is probably more tolerable.

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    I hate my job, but the pay is stupid good. I send my first off to college next year with two more following her in the next few years so my job is what it is. Of course I long for the ski bum days of my youth, the manual labor jobs that kept me in shape, etc, though I doubt my body could handle that shit anymore either. As soon as my investment income equals my annual spending I will quit my job, at my current pace that should happen in the next 7 to 10 years. In the meantime what keeps me sane, lots of sativa, sex, skiing, and mountain biking in that order.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aldo View Post
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    I wouldn’t trade the Wall Street life for anything else.
    Audi timing belt followed by a Subaru head gasket leak, or Wall Street for a week?

    Btw. That tool bench has a very SFB look to it.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Audi timing belt followed by a Subaru head gasket leak, or Wall Street for a week?

    Btw. That tool bench has a very SFB look to it.
    Needs more UC.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    bench lacks safety
    id pay someone to live your cubelife and perform those tasks
    and go to collage with syf and major in xstreme skiing
    maybe a life coaching minor
    thread needs bto
    "When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
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    Quote Originally Posted by Garbowski View Post
    You need to find the right person to hire to do all that for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Self Jupiter View Post
    Fuck ya. Gregory Isaacs FTW. Been a while.

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    Fred you’re a whiny bitch. Bitch, bitch, bitch, sheesh get a life, quit bitching.


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    He's funny though. He amuses me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    He's funny though. He amuses me.
    Amuses you how? Like a clown?

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