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    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    I never thought giving a handy to a horse would be my life goal.
    I have a friend who is a vet and attended vet school at Kentucky (horse country). She tells stories about horse handies. She enjoys attention. I can probably set up a zoom for those interested in exchange for a small “ handling” fee.

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    I recently saw an online discussion about Tillikum, the captive orca who killed 3 people at Sea World. Apparently someone had the job of jacking off the killer whale, and he fathered a bunch of pups through artificial insemination during his captivity. People are describing his experience as serial sexual assault and saying he was traumatized, presenting as evidence the fact that he bit off the dick of some idiot that got naked and tried to swim with him.

    So...how do the horses feel about all this?

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    Could not have paid me enough to be an ER doc.

    However, if you want control of your life with a great income MD/DO is not a bad way to go.

    I want to drive the bus so I chose bus drivers school over NP/PA


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mike View Post
    I have a friend who is a vet and attended vet school at Kentucky (horse country). She tells stories about horse handies. She enjoys attention. I can probably set up a zoom for those interested in exchange for a small “ handling” fee.
    Oh, she knows more about it than Jack A. Orseoff, Esq.?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BC13 View Post
    If any young person is going to teach it better be in a public school system with a solid DB plan. I have lots of friends in NY retiring at 55 from teaching.

    Big city school districts are a whole separate world from suburban districts. The challenges and burdens of inner city teachers are far greater than suburban teachers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mike View Post
    I have a friend who is a vet and attended vet school at Kentucky (horse country). She tells stories about horse handies. She enjoys attention. I can probably set up a zoom for those interested in exchange for a small “ handling” fee.
    Yeah, but will she do the Zoom meeting topless?

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    This is not horse-jacking-off legal advice, but I have it on good authority that you should stay fully clothed to avoid allegations of bestiality, no matter how preposterous those allegations might be.

    Sincerely,

    Jack A. Orseoff, Esq.

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    I don't even want to know what depraved corners of the internet you are spending your time on. Jesus Christ.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RootSkier View Post
    This is not horse-jacking-off legal advice, but I have it on good authority that you should stay fully clothed to avoid allegations of bestiality, no matter how preposterous those allegations might be.

    Sincerely,

    Jack A. Orseoff, Esq.
    Pro se advice?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RootSkier View Post
    I don't even want to know what depraved corners of the internet you are spending your time on. Jesus Christ.
    Clerks 2?

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    Quote Originally Posted by abraham View Post
    Clerks 2?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dunfree View Post
    Pro se advice?
    Pro boner advice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by abraham View Post
    Clerks 2?
    Is that even legal?
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    Quote Originally Posted by subtle plague View Post
    Is that even legal?
    This seems relevant:
    Quote Originally Posted by Mazderati View Post
    Also that came out post Mr Hands which may have made it even funnier at the time.

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    Pics of the new redhead are mando.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RootSkier View Post
    I don't even want to know what depraved corners of the internet you are spending your time on. Jesus Christ.
    Looks like Democratic Underground.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dan_pdx View Post
    I recently saw an online discussion about Tillikum, the captive orca who killed 3 people at Sea World. Apparently someone had the job of jacking off the killer whale, and he fathered a bunch of pups through artificial insemination during his captivity. People are describing his experience as serial sexual assault and saying he was traumatized, presenting as evidence the fact that he bit off the dick of some idiot that got naked and tried to swim with him.

    So...how do the horses feel about all this?

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    Collegge

    Catching up on the last several hundred posts in this thread has been a trip. Looks the collective has once again ran the OP out of their own thread, although I hope that’s just because SYF has been busy bobsledding down a naked woman’s back.

    Good timing for this thread to pop up again. Buddy sent an old photo of me from year 3 out in Bozeman:

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    Quite an immersive educational experience out at MSU.
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    Quote Originally Posted by S_jenks View Post

    Good timing for this thread to pop up again. Buddy sent an old photo of me from year 3 out in Bozeman:

    Quite an immersive educational experience out at MSU.
    And all that was a waste because you're not an ER doctor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by abraham View Post
    This seems relevant:


    Also that came out post Mr Hands which may have made it even funnier at the time.
    Well I'm not sure my joke came across right. You explained the pic joke to the lawyer and I was jumping onto the meta level. I know clerks.
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    is the OP too busy wading through college tang to post here?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    is the OP too busy wading through college tang to post here?
    SUF transferred out of this thread to a cooler one without a bunch of bitter geezers reflecting cognitive dissonance.
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SumJongGuy View Post
    SUF transferred out of this thread to a cooler one without a bunch of bitter geezers reflecting cognitive dissonance.
    There is no such thread.


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