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    Collegge

    The day has come. I am packing my meaningful shit and bidding my final farewells. Tomorrow I will begin my journey across the country.
    I'm feeling a weird mix of things. First and foremost is an overwhelming readiness to get the fuck out of this town and finally begin a new chapter in my life. New friends, new place, new opportunities. But there is more than a twinge of trepidation. I've gone away before so I know what to expect as far as settling in, making friends, and being away from home, but I can't escape the fact that I've ended up back here once before. I know I have learned and matured as a result but the question I am grappling with is whether I have learned and matured enough to put things into practice and not do it again. It is all up to me and only time will tell.
    swing your fucking sword.

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    Enjoy the journey. Best of luck to you!



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    The trick is to kick someone's ass the first day, or become somebody's bitch. Then everything will be all right.

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    Are you 21? Get a job at a bar. If not, get a job at a good vibe restaurant (apres restaurant would be the best) that serves liquor and caters to a good young crowd. ___Good luck. Hope to see you on the hill.

    Say "no" to selling drugs, but buy yourself a cool bowl
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    Quote Originally Posted by schindlerpiste View Post
    Are you 21? Get a job at a bar. If not, get a job at a good vibe restaurant that serves liquor and caters to a good young crowd. ___Good luck. Hope to see you on the hill.

    Say "no" to selling drugs, but buy yourself a cool bowl
    He's going to college not Park City, doofus.

    Godspeed and do us proud SUF.
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    Yeah, I know. What I missed is your point? Not sure where he is going to school, but I bet that it is not far from a hill. Dude likes to shred.
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    Quote Originally Posted by schindlerpiste View Post
    Yeah, I know. What I missed is your point?
    I don't know about TR's point but there is no way I can stay in school without staying sober.
    swing your fucking sword.

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    Who knew there was anyone under 40 posting in this web-sphere?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealurface831 View Post
    I don't know about TR's point but there is no way I can stay in school without staying sober.
    For your first fight, I recommend you start here

    http://grizzlyencounter.org

    Looks like some of those animals may have been wounded previously, so you may have a leg up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyCarter View Post
    The trick is to kick someone's ass the first day, or become somebody's bitch. Then everything will be all right.
    Listen to what jimmy learned from 80s college movies.

    And: get a huge bong and start writing the first sfb / English dictionary.
    It's a war of the mind and we're armed to the teeth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyCarter View Post
    The trick is to kick someone's ass the first day, or become somebody's bitch. Then everything will be all right.
    now is the time to fight that chimp. that should earn me mad street cred.
    swing your fucking sword.

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    Quote Originally Posted by subtle plague View Post
    And: get a huge bong and start writing the first sfb / English dictionary.
    All my papers will be written in SFB-speak.
    swing your fucking sword.

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    So...is this the advice thread?

    1.) Don't be the guy who peaks in college
    2.) Cs get degrees
    3.) Never be the house that hosts the party.

    Good luck!

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    Quote Originally Posted by subtle plague View Post
    Listen to what jimmy learned from 80s college movies.

    And: get a huge bong and start writing the first sfb / English dictionary.
    That was from 90’s office movies. 80s college movies I would have told him to dress in drag or blackface
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    Stop here on your way out, make friends, wrestle a chimp. Don't drink the blue stuff, be safe.
    www.apriliaforum.com

    "If the road You followed brought you to this,of what use was the road"?

    "I have no idea what I am talking about but would be happy to share my biased opinions as fact on the matter. "
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel View Post
    Stop here on your way out, make friends, wrestle a chimp. Don't drink the blue stuff, be safe.
    Oh fuck yeah. You gonna be there with the Posse?
    swing your fucking sword.

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    Quote Originally Posted by schindlerpiste View Post
    Yeah, I know. What I missed is your point?
    Conversations between parents and kids heading of to college all over America right now...

    "Hey mom and dad, I'm so excited I'm going to college!"

    "Great son, don't forget to get a job at a local bar!"

    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealurface831 View Post
    Oh fuck yeah. You gonna be there with the Posse?
    No, we missed out on the Big Balla camp site, Bigfoot tour and bailed.
    www.apriliaforum.com

    "If the road You followed brought you to this,of what use was the road"?

    "I have no idea what I am talking about but would be happy to share my biased opinions as fact on the matter. "
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    It’s nothing like a 1970s college movie, alas.

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    Congrats, SUF! Based on your contributions to the board, you're more mature and levelheaded than 99% of kids heading off to college; you'll do great. The mag collective is standing ready to provide advice (good and bad) as needed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyCarter View Post
    The trick is to kick someone's ass the first day, or become somebody's bitch. Then everything will be all right.
    he's heading to college not to prison.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fatnslow View Post
    he's heading to college not to prison.
    He's off to get educated, isn't he? Good advice is good advice.
    A woman came up to me and said "I'd like to poison your mind
    with wrong ideas that appeal to you, though I am not unkind."

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    Driving solo? Which way are you going?

    Good luck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fatnslow View Post
    he's heading to college not to prison.
    What, you've never been shanked at a faculty meeting? Those MFers play for keeps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fatnslow View Post
    he's heading to college not to prison.
    Just be careful if you head thru Summit County. The sheriff there has a bit of a thing for a few people here.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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