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    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    No one ever sucked dick for call of duty game time

    #BobSaggett
    But what about for a $2500 graphics card?
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SumJongGuy View Post
    But what about for a $2500 graphics card?
    I seen him do it.

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    Collegge

    Sweet GPU!! Is that the GTXturboXfaxtor80000? Yup. Traded a rusty trombone for it.

    Rusty trombone?

    Yup.

    How much could that possibly be worth…oooohhhhhhh!!! Right.

    Waaaaaaaah waaaaaaaah

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    Your dorm mail sucks… just got a return to sender notification.
    Sorry, no care package for you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by singlecross View Post
    Your dorm mail sucks… just got a return to sender notification.
    Sorry, no care package for you.
    fuckin idiots.
    "With Hitler, the more I learn about the guy, the more I don't care for him." -Norm Macdonald

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    Maybe they changed your room but haven't told you.
    www.apriliaforum.com

    "If the road You followed brought you to this,of what use was the road"?

    "I have no idea what I am talking about but would be happy to share my biased opinions as fact on the matter. "
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    Someone needs to mail SUF the Drugs Delaney letter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel View Post
    Maybe they changed your room but haven't told you.
    Wouldn’t put it past em


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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyCarter View Post
    Someone needs to mail SUF the Drugs Delaney letter.
    How many people named Drugs could you possibly associate with?
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Oh yes, there’s a postscript you might be interested in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyCarter View Post
    Oh yes, there’s a postscript you might be interested in.
    Mousy says he stinkfingered Bunny Cote.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    I thought being addressed to stealurface, they may have put the drug dogs on the scene who went crazy with the scent of pocket meats and devoured the entire package.

    You got enough Squeff?

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    Did you properly disclose that it contained hazardous materials when you sent it?
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Mousy says he stinkfingered Bunny Cote.
    Maybe one of the best cinematic moments of the last century.

    Best friend was a Friar and I spent some good time in and around Providence 97-00. A few solid Drugs characters around.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Art Shirk View Post
    Maybe one of the best cinematic moments of the last century.

    Best friend was a Friar and I spent some good time in and around Providence 97-00.


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    Couldn't agree more.

    I think I've said it before, but I feel like we had to have partied or crossed paths before. I was at their midwest Jesuit counterpart during those years while my buddy was a Friar, one of my future brother in laws was at Conn College down the road and another sister there to follow. Did a lot of drinking, boating and jackassery in Providence during those years.

    Throw the fahkin daaaahhht.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyCarter View Post
    Someone needs to mail SUF the Drugs Delaney letter.
    Hahahaha. I freaking love that scene. In case lil buddy's not up to speed with Outside Providence:
    https://youtu.be/MgMOrdfDUYU

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    It’s very possible. College was a drunken junket that brought me to P college quite a bit. Let me ask you this, do you recall attending any P Bruin games where the whole arena was chanting “Ref beats his wife?”


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    Quote Originally Posted by Art Shirk View Post
    It’s very possible. College was a drunken junket
    Check.

    Quote Originally Posted by Art Shirk View Post
    that brought me to P college quite a bit. Let me ask you this, do you recall attending any P Bruin games where the whole arena was chanting “Ref beats his wife?”


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    Not to my recollection, but that's not saying much during those heady, early days of the aughts.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    It has finally materialized. After hounding the housing department for the last week, I have been assigned a new room and roommate in North Hedges.
    "With Hitler, the more I learn about the guy, the more I don't care for him." -Norm Macdonald

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    I'm moving this afternoon while the gamer is in class (if he goes). I hope to not speak a word to him during and following my departure.
    "With Hitler, the more I learn about the guy, the more I don't care for him." -Norm Macdonald

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    Congrats. If he’s not there, smear some poo on his controller

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcski View Post
    Congrats. If he’s not there, smear some poo on his controller
    Or in the cups of his headphones

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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyCarter View Post
    Or in the cups of his headphones
    Or shoved into the rear vent of his PC. Won't damage anything, but every time he's in the middle of an intense gaming session, he's going to catch a whiff of OP's "essence."
    But then again, based on his roomie's hygiene standards, or the lack thereof, he may not even notice a thing.

    Now that I think about it though, was the roommate just running some next level psyops on OP so he could score himself a single? 4D chess?

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    well, within the span of a few hours, i went from having maybe the worst time of my life to fucking loving this place. my roommate is a big ole cornfed hippie-child from georgia. i was greeted by dead-inspired drawings plastered across the walls, artwork done by roommate's dad. also in the room were three others; guys that, 72 hours later, i would consider friends. i have enjoyed free drugs (in moderation) and the drunken shenanigans of my floor mates. the first night, i took part in an oklahoma drill in the hallway with one particularly belligerent ball carrier (though the ball was a large pumpkin). said ball carrier was promptly laid the fuck out while the pumpkin was split into two halves. one half was placed on the door handle of an RA on another floor who is apparently an absolute dickhead. as footage of the hit circulated on the floor snapchat group, i gained recognition as the new sober guy who is not to be fucked with.

    our RA, who i am still yet to meet, is basically nonexistent. apparently he only comes 'round when the police are involved.

    three guys who i would consider formative friends also have midweek passes at bridger so i have found my ski buddies.

    things are well at Bridger Bowl University and only get better by the day. thanks to all of you who have given words of wisdom in the last few weeks.
    "With Hitler, the more I learn about the guy, the more I don't care for him." -Norm Macdonald

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealurface831 View Post
    well, within the span of a few hours, i went from having maybe the worst time of my life to fucking loving this place. my roommate is a big ole cornfed hippie-child from georgia. i was greeted by dead-inspired drawings plastered across the walls, artwork done by roommate's dad. also in the room were three others; guys that, 72 hours later, i would consider friends. i have enjoyed free drugs (in moderation) and the drunken shenanigans of my floor mates. the first night, i took part in an oklahoma drill in the hallway with one particularly belligerent ball carrier (though the ball was a large pumpkin). said ball carrier was promptly laid the fuck out while the pumpkin was split into two halves. one half was placed on the door handle of an RA on another floor who is apparently an absolute dickhead. as footage of the hit circulated on the floor snapchat group, i gained recognition as the new sober guy who is not to be fucked with.

    our RA, who i am still yet to meet, is basically nonexistent. apparently he only comes 'round when the police are involved.

    three guys who i would consider formative friends also have midweek passes at bridger so i have found my ski buddies.

    things are well at Bridger Bowl University and only get better by the day. thanks to all of you who have given words of wisdom in the last few weeks.
    But have you gotten laid yet?
    Wait, how can we trust this guy^^^ He's clearly not DJSapp

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