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[riser4]

I think this was an episode of Shameless.

Pretty much.

[singlecross]

Episode of Shameless??? My wife doesn’t let me watch TV in her house.

[Harry]

Move out. Go to a Sorority and tell them you eat pussy like nobody else and want to become their mascot for room and board. Find out which one has the biggest trust fund and can ski. Marry her. Life in Bozeman solved.

I endorse this plan.

Tried it myself a number of years back. Blonde, big boobeez, family had a 23,000 acre cattle ranch next to Discovery Ski Area, even had a ski run at Discovery with her family name on it. I thought I had hit a fucking jackpot. Got a ring on her finger as quick as quick as I could. Found out married life with an out-of-control alcoholic with extreme anger management issues was not worth it. Thus my life as a ski area bachelor.

Having met SuF in person, he seems to have his head on straight. Maybe he will have better results than I did.




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[MontuckyFried]

Real world solutions...LOL. Dude has been in a dorm for one week and is ready to hit abort. Yeah, that's how the world works.
Grow some balls, have a conversation about reasonable expectations and etiquette with said roommate, and stand your fucking ground. Don't pass off your problem to some useless RA.

Hey now. That's FAR too sensible and based, bro. We're tryna have fun here with our ideas of juvenile shenanigans.

But still, IF talking to him and reasoning with roomie continues to fail, and said roomie continues to be a complete jackass, then there's nothing wrong to elevate it to the RA at that point.

Yo, OP. Maybe give him a lil' Hitler if he doesn't shape up. Roommate the next morning: "Hey, guys. Do any of you smell that?"

[old_newguy]

I think we all have to learn at some point that we don’t like living with other random people in a ten by ten box.

Living on campus sucks anyways, find a place off campus ASAP, even if the roommate thing gets sorted.

But yeah, 4am? Unplug that dumbshits computer.

[BmillsSkier]

I have a low opinion of gamers.

This thread is validating that.

[heckacali]

SUF, what are you doing home at 4am? Was it a slow night on the honey scene?

[skifishbum]

Somewhere on some gaming forum....

“I just moved into the freshman dorms at Montana State. My roommate is a fucking weirdo. He posts all day on some really old ski forum that uses some sort of ancient technology using a box fan. He is the only person on the ski forum who is under 60, and all these old duffers do is argue about airplanes on treadmills while simultaneously claiming they are the best skiers on the mountain. Have you ever heard of anyone shredding after age 40? I sure haven’t. As if that isn’t enough, today this dweeb gets a text from some redhead in Park City, and get this, instead of banging her here in the dorm like hero, he gets the combination to a mini storage belonging to some 60-something old fuck with a bad heart. I don’t know how much more of this I can take. Oh, and I caught him furiously masterbating to photos of a 50-something lady from Walla Walla who owns like 20 cats. I’m not sure how I ended up in this shithole dorm with this freakazoid roommate. Any advice is welcome.”


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2 drops
every lamer gamer parked at the pc in that worlds
one less peeps muckin up the fresh pow or waters or sugar honey hunting grounds

[XXX-er]

I always say the family that prays together

is not in front of you in the lineup for 1st chair

[dan_pdx]

I always say the family that prays together

is not in front of you in the lineup for 1st chair

Why I love riding on Easter Sunday; I don't know if they're at church or hiding chocolate eggs in their butts or what, but there never seems to be anyone on the mountain.

And SUF, is this an every night kind of thing, or just sometimes? Does your roomie go to class, or just play games 24/7?

[skaredshtles]

I think this was an episode of Shameless.

I have no idea what this means... but I think maybe I should?

[Timberridge]

I believe having a weird roommate is a rite of passage freshman year.

[snowaddict91]

I believe having a weird roommate is a rite of passage freshman year.

I made it about a month with mine until he threatened to steal my car (he didn't have one) to go birdwatching. Came back to my dorm to my spare key in his hand. Had a single the rest of the semester and then paid to stay as a single the rest of the year.

[snowaddict91]

Found out married life with an out-of-control alcoholic with extreme anger management issues was not worth it. Thus my life as a ski area bachelor.

Did you quit drinking after that?

[fatnslow]

I believe having a weird roommate is a rite of passage freshman year.

First real life lesson as a trial run for having shitty boss and coworkers in your future. How well you solve that shit without whining to your helicopter mom will predict many things about the kids future.

[Djongo Unchained]

Here is my current view from atop my bunk. I wish I could include audio. “BRO! I JUSR ONE TAPPED HIS ASS! I SHIT ON THAT MUHFUCKA!!”Attachment 384201



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Looks like Bozo the clown from here...


My freshman roomie was cool enough; Let me play my Iron Maiden through his guitar amp.
Introduced me to Elvis Costello and Vegemite.
fucking vegemite...

[MontuckyFried]

[BmillsSkier]

I have no idea what this means... but I think maybe I should?

A show on Showtime. One of the main characters, Lip, needed room and board at college so he signed up to be a live-in Sorority handyman/kitchen help/fucktoy.

It was all very exciting.

[Diamond Joe]

I believe having a weird roommate is a rite of passage freshman year.

I showed up to freshman year with: a microwave, a hot plate, a beer fridge, a TV, a VCR (it played movies, Google it SUF), and a nice Kenwood reciever/speakers. My roommate showed up with; a desk lamp.

One of the first nights in the dorm, I came back to the room to change my outfit for the night (it was like 9pm). As I took my shirt off, he was like "oh, you're going to bed too?" I laughed until I realized he was serious, the dude went to bed at like 9 every night. I swapped roommates (probably illegally per Uni rules but everybody involved was happy, so hey) the next week.

[wooley12]

My room mate at the frat house had just finished a few years in a gun boat on the Mekong River. Looking back, I was definitely was "The Roommate".

[XXX-er]

I think we all have to learn at some point that we don’t like living with other random people in a ten by ten box.

Living on campus sucks anyways, find a place off campus ASAP, even if the roommate thing gets sorted.

But yeah, 4am? Unplug that dumbshits computer.

this ^^ exactly whom amongst you actualy lived in res after the 1st year ?

the next year you know the gig got friends to get a place with

[Sirshredalot]

this ^^ exactly whom amongst you actualy lived in res after the 1st year ?

the next year you know the gig got friends to get a place with

I lived in the dorms all 4 years of undergrad, but that campus was nice and most of the rooms were singles. I never touched campus housing at MSU!

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[fatnslow]

this ^^ exactly whom amongst you actualy lived in res after the 1st year ?

the next year you know the gig got friends to get a place with

Daughter is in suburban Boston where the median house price is over $800K so not much rental housing available near campus. She's heading back for senior year and will have been in student housing all 3 years on campus, fortunately most seniors get a single room.

[Diamond Joe]

Living on campus sucks anyways, find a place off campus ASAP, even if the roommate thing gets sorted.

It was considerably easier to get laid whilst living ON campus than off.

[seano732]

It was considerably easier to get laid whilst living ON campus than off.

And getting to class on time too.....