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    Quote Originally Posted by Iowagriz View Post
    Leave 1/2 a can of opened tuna under the bed when you leave. Buddies did that to another room before spring break one year. They had to air the place out for several days to get it back to normal. You could chalk it up to "must have forgotten to cleanup after yourself"
    with the smell this fucker emits, he wouldn't notice a thing.
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    ^^ all the better, it will sit for a few weeks and get really bad. The RA will notice before he will.

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    Donít leave Langford until you get the care package I sent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by singlecross View Post
    Donít leave Langford until you get the care package I sent.
    Oh, you actually sent one? LOL. Iím looking forward to it. Thanks man.


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    I was in Langford too at MSU and I couldn't switch roommates until January. Nice work on the early switch, congrats! They must have changed the rules to make it easier.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealurface831 View Post
    Oh, you actually sent one? LOL. I’m looking forward to it. Thanks man.


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    It’s just some vintage porn and pocket meat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by muted reborn View Post
    I was in Langford too at MSU and I couldn't switch roommates until January. Nice work on the early switch, congrats! They must have changed the rules to make it easier.
    I think the housing director took pity on my plight and helped to expedite the process.


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    Quote Originally Posted by singlecross View Post
    Itís just some vintage porn and pocket meat.
    I actually have no idea what pocket meat is but I think Iím interested to see.


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    Quote Originally Posted by stealurface831 View Post
    I actually have no idea what pocket meat is but I think I’m interested to see.
    Hoo, boy. Where to begin. Anybody care to introduce our young Padawan to this essential part of TGR lore? Classic Benny HOF moment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by singlecross View Post
    Itís just some vintage porn and pocket meat.
    Quote Originally Posted by stealurface831 View Post
    I actually have no idea what pocket meat is but I think Iím interested to see.


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    LOL, PM Benny.

    Also, note to self, if you room with Art, stay on his good side.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stealurface831 View Post
    Thanks man. Glad things are working out for yer kid. Sounds like they put opposite ends of the spectrum together with his situation last year. Tell him to get off the PC and get on the hill!
    Well since he's in Oklahoma right now it will have to wait until Christmas break if we get up to the mountains. Rain or shine Southeast skiing and he's always all in. Scout trip a couple seasons ago, He's on the right..
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    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SumJongGuy View Post
    Well since he's in Oklahoma right now it will have to wait until Christmas break if we get up to the mountains. Rain or shine Southeast skiing and he's always all in. Scout trip a couple seasons ago, He's on the right..
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    Bull City, Southeast skiing...Durham?
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    Winterplace by the looks of it.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Winterplace by the looks of it.
    haint never been.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MontuckyFried View Post
    Hoo, boy. Where to begin. Anybody care to introduce our young Padawan to this essential part of TGR lore? Classic Benny HOF moment.
    The breakfast buffet at the Huntley use to have some HOF pocket meat last time I stayed there so it might be a worthwhile lesson for the kid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealurface831 View Post
    Bull City, Southeast skiing...Durham?
    Yep, by way of Minnesota, Oklahoma (spring breaks out west), New York, and Texas (had a friend in Albq I skied with then).
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Winterplace by the looks of it.
    Yep winner winnerterplace chicken dinnerplace..
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

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    SUF - Take the weekend off, drive down to Jackson, catch the new tgr flick with mags, crash overnight in the wax room. Go home stoked for winter.

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    ^^^ THIS ^^^


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    Quote Originally Posted by Djongo Unchained View Post
    SUF - Take the weekend off, drive down to Jackson, catch the new tgr flick with mags, crash overnight in the wax room. Go home stoked for winter.
    Wtf, the kids in college with girls away from helicopter parents for the first time in their lives. DO NOT LEAVE CAMPUS to hand out with geratric fucks that just want to get your mom's number and underwear as a souvenir.
    Find some sweet young thing to bang and just stay in her room until your situation shakes out.

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    Collegge

    ^This. This. This.^

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    Quote Originally Posted by fatnslow View Post
    Wtf, the kids in college with girls away from helicopter parents for the first time in their lives. DO NOT LEAVE CAMPUS to hand out with geratric fucks that just want to get your mom's number and underwear as a souvenir.
    Find some sweet young thing to bang and just stay in her room until your situation shakes out.
    Amen

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    Quote Originally Posted by fatnslow View Post
    Wtf, the kids in college with girls away from helicopter parents for the first time in their lives. DO NOT LEAVE CAMPUS to hand out with geratric fucks that just want to get your mom's number and underwear as a souvenir.
    Find some sweet young thing to bang and just stay in her room until your situation shakes out.

    This is hard to argue with.

    Except the geriatric part. We still play hard here and the amount of easy young tail at the tgr premiere never fails to deliver.

    Maybe I shoulda said, come down and take some laps with local mags at the jh downhill bike park, then drink with us, then go to the show and stay for the Portugal the man show and party at the moose, all while scoring some tang.

    And the moving targets for us middle agers has qaudrupled here in the last year. Been a veritable cougar invasion lately.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fatnslow View Post
    Wtf, the kids in college with girls away from helicopter parents for the first time in their lives. DO NOT LEAVE CAMPUS to hand out with geratric fucks that just want to get your mom's number and underwear as a souvenir.
    Find some sweet young thing to bang and just stay in her room until your situation shakes out.
    Great time to find a stage 5 clinger. Bang for two days straight and hit the road.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Djongo Unchained View Post
    SUF - Take the weekend off, drive down to Jackson, catch the new tgr flick with mags, crash overnight in the wax room. Go home stoked for winter.
    Very, very tempted.


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