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Thread: Would you fight a bull?
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08-14-2021, 03:10 AM #1
Would you fight a bull?
I’m sure a few of you have run with the bulls.
But would you enter the ring?
Bare handed? Baseball bat?
Would you need a cape and fancy stockings?
What if there was a chimp riding the Bull?Kill all the telemarkers
But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason
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08-14-2021, 05:58 AM #2Registered User
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And how many would leap OVER bulls, like the Minoans?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bull-leaping
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09-27-2021, 08:35 PM #3
When I lived in Sevilla a friend of mine had family that raised fighting bulls. We went to the family farm, which had a bull ring. We all got in the ring with a really young bull that had already been deemed as not going to make the cut. Was still scary as shit. Those fuckers are genetically bred to just attack anything that moves. Many small towns in Spain have running of the bulls type events where one bull is put out in the town square and anyone can hop in with it. The blooper reel from these events is incredible. Bunch of drunk Spaniards getting rocked by young bulls. They’re also a crap load of fun and way way better than going to Pamplona.
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09-27-2021, 08:42 PM #4
No, I would not fight a bull.
Sent from my iPhone using TGR Forumsswing your fucking sword.
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03-05-2022, 04:00 AM #5
I’ll fight all y’all bitches. And your gorilla too.
Kill all the telemarkers
But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason
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