Poll: How many of you idiots think you could kill a gorilla?

[stealurface831]

X

[ötzi]

^^^if he gets some money we're in trouble

[pfluffenmeister]

Send Lawyers, Guns, and Monkeys?

[Skidog]

Send Lawyers, Guns, and Monkeys?

The shit has hit the fan

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[Toadman]

That's just great. Now we really have to work about this planet going to the apes.

[Benny Profane]

Damn you all to hell!

[Core Shot]

Damn you all to hell!

They blew it up?

[smartyiak]

That list was too many pages back and I can’t recall: was “honey badger” mentioned?

SYF: what’s the betting odds of you vs. honey badger? (PCP or not)


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[ill-advised strategy]

Last night:

Me: what were you up to today?
Girl at bar: we went sailing, but the wind died
Me: huh, was it a struggle getting back in?
Girl at bar: well, I had to poop, so we took a tow in
Me: I would have just shit in my hand and threw it overboard like a sailer monkey
Girl: maybe next time

Many lulz

[JayPowHound]

I think the real question is what are the odds of a Honey Badger vs a Chimp. Now that would be a fight worth watching. No chance they could ever connect in the wild, but honey badgers are indestructible AFAIK

[BmillsSkier]

Last night:

Me: what were you up to today?
Girl at bar: we went sailing, but the wind died
Me: huh, was it a struggle getting back in?
Girl at bar: well, I had to poop, so we took a tow in
Me: I would have just shit in my hand and threw it overboard like a sailer monkey
Girl: maybe next time

Many lulz

As a sailor I question the introduction of the “hand” step in this process.

Ass over rail, relentless teasing allowed.

[Danno]

I think the real question is what are the odds of a Honey Badger vs a Chimp. Now that would be a fight worth watching. No chance they could ever connect in the wild, but honey badgers are indestructible AFAIK

I don't think either would survive, in all likelihood, but my money --hesitantly-- is on the chimp.

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

That whole weasel family is badass. Around here we have mink, sable and fishers. Fishers are pretty much mini wolverines, they go only up to about 10 pounds but it is 10 pounds of fury. Fihers are native here, they got eradicated in Colonial times but they are back after ~250 years and aren't happy about what people have done with the place in the interim. Apparently.

No shit. Even snow weasels will look at you like "I can take your leg off and there's nothing you can do about it."

[stealurface831]

That list was too many pages back and I can’t recall: was “honey badger” mentioned?

SYF: what’s the betting odds of you vs. honey badger? (PCP or not)


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from what i have read, the honey badger's main play is to attack the testicles of their male prey. assuming i am wearing pants, i think my odds are much better than against the chimp. my strategy would be to literally kick the shit out of the thing. if i can weaken it enough, i would just start stomping its head.

[ötzi]

Can't we all just get along?

[stealurface831]

I think the real question is what are the odds of a Honey Badger vs a Chimp. Now that would be a fight worth watching. No chance they could ever connect in the wild, but honey badgers are indestructible AFAIK

since the chimp has virtually no blunt force attack and would rely solely on biting and ripping, my money is on the honey badger. assuming this is a male chimp, his testicles will be an easy target.

[Viva]

assuming i am wearing pants,

I always assumed that you wore a skirt.

My bad.

[stealurface831]

I always assumed that you wore a skirt.

My bad.

yeah but i wouldn't if i was fighting a honey badger.

[ZomblibulaX]

No shit. Even snow weasels will look at you like "I can take your leg off and there's nothing you can do about it."

Ermine would be up your pant leg chomping on your nether regions in half a second. Fuck that.

I was demoing a deck years ago, which the owner had said "there's probably something living under there", and yanking up a board a fucking badger popped out of a hole and started hissing and growling and that was the last time I screamed like a girl, fell down running away and nearly peed my pants.

[subtle plague]

I screamed like a girl, fell down running away and nearly peed my pants.

Manly viva will laugh at you, girly man.
Manly viva not gay. Manly viva post titty pictures to prove!

[Benny Profane]

X

[seano732]

X

^^^^^^^^Classic.

[Viva]

Manly viva post titty pictures to prove!

I like titties.

Not on a chimp, though.

[singlecross]

As a sailor I question the introduction of the “hand” step in this process.

Ass over rail, relentless teasing allowed.

Gallon Ziplock FTW!

[m2711c]

For the win? What the fuck? Now you got a baggie full of shit. How is that winning? And you better have a pretty good poop aimer in order to even get that shit in that fucking baggie to begin with.