View Poll Results: Could you beat a gorilla in a fight, completely unarmed?
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03-16-2023, 01:42 PM #451
Right? That's some bold talk.
Show us your work.I still call it The Jake.
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03-16-2023, 01:46 PM #452
And rip your arms off your body.
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03-16-2023, 01:50 PM #453man of ice
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Everybody has a plan until their dick gets bitten off.
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03-16-2023, 01:57 PM #454"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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03-16-2023, 01:59 PM #455
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03-16-2023, 02:02 PM #456
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03-16-2023, 02:08 PM #457"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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03-16-2023, 02:11 PM #458
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03-16-2023, 02:19 PM #459
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03-16-2023, 02:45 PM #460
I will source the pcp and also throw $37 in
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03-16-2023, 02:49 PM #461I drink it up
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I’ll pay $10,000 if he fights the chimp without falling or stopping.
focus.
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03-16-2023, 02:57 PM #462
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03-16-2023, 02:58 PM #463I drink it up
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Only if he wins.
focus.
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03-16-2023, 03:00 PM #464
Nothings more grindset than thinking you’ll beat a chimp in a fight. Your last thought will be wondering how he fit your femur up your ass
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03-16-2023, 03:10 PM #465
They sure don't remind me of Curious George
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03-16-2023, 03:26 PM #466Registered User
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Will need to test the PCP a week prior to make sure im taking adequate dosages (not too much, not too little), will be wearing some carhart duck pants, and will need someone to donate a powder skirt to make sure the chimp cant get up inside my jacket.
If my calculations are correct, and i assure you they are because i did them while relatively sober, I should be as strong or stronger than the 120lb chimp.
The national library of medicine says chimps are about 1.35x stronger than humans on a pound-for-pound basis. Meaning that a 120lb chimp is about as strong as a 170lb human. So, its an overmatch from a strength perspective, but the chimp has the nails and teeth which will be problematic
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/art...g%20velocities.
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03-16-2023, 03:34 PM #467
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03-16-2023, 03:36 PM #468man of ice
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03-16-2023, 03:48 PM #469Registered User
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03-16-2023, 04:19 PM #470
I trying to find a clip that I could swear had Judo Gene LeBell playfully wrestling a chimp... but 1st came up with video of a 90lb chimp kicking a 220 lbs guy to the curb. The chimp was leashed, probably drugged, abused and it was gross animal cruelty so I'm not linking it.
But yeah, your dick would get eaten. It'd take a lot of dicks being eaten to even the score but I'm sure every bit helps so go for it.
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03-16-2023, 04:25 PM #471
What about giving the ape a bag of dicks? While he’s busy chowing down you can sucker punch him.
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03-16-2023, 04:51 PM #472
Could this match be at The Beach in April?
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03-16-2023, 06:32 PM #473
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03-16-2023, 07:19 PM #474
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03-16-2023, 07:44 PM #475
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