View Poll Results: Could you beat a gorilla in a fight, completely unarmed?
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08-14-2021, 02:52 PM #401
I'd recommend some jenkem followed by some brown brown to take on a giraffe
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08-14-2021, 08:55 PM #402Registered User
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17 pages in on this thread I thot i should ask if hasnt come up already, if one really needs to establish some kind of dominance over a 400lb gorilla and how do you do that,
going mano mano ( mano ape ? ) or by just presenting the hind quarters ?
I think it would be be better to engage that ape intellectually
maybe share some mushrooms really bond ?Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know
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08-15-2021, 12:51 AM #403Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
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08-15-2021, 12:52 AM #404Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague
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08-15-2021, 03:55 AM #405
Go full Cosby
Drop him roofies
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08-15-2021, 06:51 AM #406Registered User
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08-15-2021, 07:27 AM #407
They can ride Segways too
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08-15-2021, 10:09 AM #409
If “Ow My Balls!” can be a national pastime, how could you not?
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08-15-2021, 10:18 AM #410
Ok, so here is the reality.
No human is likely to win a fight with a Gorilla in a Marquess of Queensberry rules match Or in a “all out fight to the death.”
But here’s the stone cold reality:
A human or pack of humans will kill the gorilla, chimp, elephant, giraffe or what the fuck almost every time if push comes to shove.
We are both the most vicious and most intelligent animals on earth.
I’d dig a pit and fill it with bamboo punji spikes, cover it up, and lure that big dumbass brute of a Gorilla to charge me on the other side of covered pit. Dead Gorilla.
Maybe I’d get together with four buddies and we’d toss baseball sized rocks at him until he was fucking dead or fled.
Maybe we’d poison him.
Of course in modern times we’d just shoot him dead.
So in a prolonged “fight” the human almost always wins.
Not even close.
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08-15-2021, 10:26 AM #411
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08-15-2021, 11:24 AM #412man of ice
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08-15-2021, 02:20 PM #413
#TRGthreads_overlap
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08-15-2021, 02:31 PM #414
Convergent evolution?
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08-15-2021, 02:34 PM #415
we are just going back to our roots.
swing your fucking sword.
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08-15-2021, 02:38 PM #416
our roots are in russia?
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08-26-2021, 08:27 PM #417
Offered based on peripheral relevance to the topic
https://nypost.com/2021/08/24/woman-...ip-with-chimp/
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08-26-2021, 10:49 PM #418
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08-27-2021, 04:30 AM #419
I’m not sure I would win a fight with a gorilla/chimp/ape/whatever, but I would definitely win a ski off with one.
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08-27-2021, 05:32 AM #420I drink it up
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Poll: How many of you idiots think you could kill a gorilla?
Hah.
Really?
I’d propose that in non-modern times you’d devote your questionably superior intellect to just staying the fuck out of a gorilla’s way. In a strictly survival of the species/drive the other to extinction scenario, which we are living, humans clearly win. Entice him across a spike laden pit? Getthefuckouttahere.
focus.
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08-27-2021, 08:51 AM #421
Well then your problem is with the entire hypothetical premise of the thread, not my thoughts on the hypothetical.
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08-27-2021, 09:27 AM #422I drink it up
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Poll: How many of you idiots think you could kill a gorilla?
I don’t have a problem with anything, I just think it’s funny that you imagine yourself digging a spiked pit and then provoking a gorilla to chase you across it. I had chipmunks in my garage once, who refused to leave and did not care about my peanut butter and nut traps, and to take care of them I tried to get them to run across a line of traps strategically laid across choke points on their established routes. I was spectacularly unsuccessful and can only imagine if I had a similar strategy with a fucking silverback who I had deliberately provoked.
And no, no problem with the thread, it has provided much levity. I quite enjoy the idea that some among us think they would not be thoroughly destroyed by a gorilla in hand to hand combat.focus.
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08-27-2021, 09:33 AM #423
You guys are missing the point and taking the thread title too literally. This discussion is clearly about chimpanzees.
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08-27-2021, 10:38 AM #424
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09-20-2021, 12:21 PM #425
Bump.
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