View Poll Results: Could you beat a gorilla in a fight, completely unarmed?
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08-10-2021, 09:24 PM #76
okay, i just saw a picture of a chimp's teeth. i am suddenly much less confident in my chances.
swing your fucking sword.
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08-10-2021, 09:25 PM #77Banned
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08-10-2021, 09:26 PM #78
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08-10-2021, 09:26 PM #79
Your face won't betray that lack of confidence because it'd be eaten.
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08-10-2021, 09:27 PM #80
This may not be the thread that the 4th surge of the pandemic promised, but it may be the one we deserve.
Eat all the drugs you can after bulking up, crank up the Wu, Gravediggaz, and Dr Octagon, and swing that bat like Albert fucking Belle in the height of his roid era, and you beat that fucking chimp, you hear me!?!
Godspeed SYF.I still call it The Jake.
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08-10-2021, 09:27 PM #81
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08-10-2021, 09:28 PM #82Banned
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08-10-2021, 09:35 PM #83
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08-10-2021, 09:39 PM #84
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08-10-2021, 09:50 PM #85
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08-10-2021, 09:51 PM #86
I wish you luck!
This does bring up an interesting article I was reading but cannot find related to human vs animal interactions.
Obviously, grizzlies eat a few of us every year, but for the most part, animals are afraid of humans…despite their superior strength and speed. I don’t personally have a full conclusion on why this is, but has to be some combination of us walking upright and generational conditioning of the animals.
They are obviously not smart enough to know we have guns and what that means…and yet, they avoid us when possible.
As for hand to hand combat with a gorilla or chimp…you don’t stand a chance. You couldn’t even fight off a bull elk or moose if for some reason it decided to fight you and you had no weapon. Elk/moose don’t even eat each other!
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08-10-2021, 09:52 PM #87Banned
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08-10-2021, 09:54 PM #88
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08-10-2021, 09:56 PM #89
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08-10-2021, 10:20 PM #90
This is my new favorite thread on TGR
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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08-10-2021, 10:22 PM #91
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08-10-2021, 10:54 PM #92
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08-10-2021, 10:58 PM #93
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08-10-2021, 11:01 PM #94
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08-10-2021, 11:02 PM #95
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08-10-2021, 11:35 PM #96
Poll: How many of you idiots think you could kill a gorilla?
Yea and Connor McGregor isn’t that strong either. I bet I can deadlift close to what he can, good chance I can out lift him. Do I think I stand a chance in hell of beating him in a fight? Fuck no.
Guess what, I am also stronger than just about any dog. Do I think I could take a mean 40 lb pit bull in a fight? Fuck no.
Chimps and dogs primarily fight with their teeth. We are soft and have no good defenses for their bites. About the only effective tool we have against them is to choke them out. Good luck with that.
I’ll happily chip in $50 to watch you fight a chimp though.
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08-10-2021, 11:38 PM #97
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08-10-2021, 11:45 PM #98
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08-11-2021, 12:18 AM #99
Dr Octagon is good stuff but it isn't exactly fightin music. If anything it would distract you when you're trying to decipher the lyrics.
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08-11-2021, 12:34 AM #100
My ankle has been grabbed by a chimp, black belt BJJ master aint got shit on them.
Would have lost that tugging war 11-1, but luckily a Polish lady with a hose came to rescue.
The floggings will continue until morale improves.
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