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07-30-2021, 12:18 AM #26
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Does your knee hurt?
Why do you dig on the carpet to get my attention?
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07-30-2021, 12:22 AM #27
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2 cat household here. Why do you love to smell each others butt, yet hate to have your own butt sniffed?
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07-30-2021, 12:39 AM #28
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NTTAWWT.
Originally Posted by k2skier112
Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague
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07-30-2021, 03:42 AM #29
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Maybe you should be a little more gentle? Originally Posted by k2skier112
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07-30-2021, 05:22 AM #30
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I’d be curious if he knows, “Who’s a good boy?”
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07-30-2021, 06:27 AM #31
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You sure you're comfortable?
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07-30-2021, 06:50 AM #32
On to a five-year plan
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Say there was a plane on a treadmill...
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07-30-2021, 08:15 AM #33
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Why do you insist on taking your stuffed toys every where (breakfast, dinner, bed, car rides, walks) with you?
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07-30-2021, 08:33 AM #34
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Yes, clearly Originally Posted by mcphee
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07-30-2021, 09:04 AM #35
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I like it ruff Originally Posted by JimmyCarter
My thot was, they're butthurt butt sniffers
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07-30-2021, 12:40 PM #36
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I would definitely ask my dog if he/she was ready to take that trip over the Rainbow Bridge before allowing the injection
“How does it feel to be the greatest guitarist in the world? I don’t know, go ask Rory Gallagher”. — Jimi Hendrix
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07-30-2021, 12:51 PM #37
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"Now what are you eating?" is a question I ask my dog daily.
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07-30-2021, 12:52 PM #38
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Lab? Originally Posted by adrenalated
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07-30-2021, 01:07 PM #39
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50/50 beagle/finnish spitz Originally Posted by riser3
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07-30-2021, 01:13 PM #40
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Originally Posted by mcphee
Agreed. Originally Posted by JimmyCarter
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07-30-2021, 02:49 PM #41
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schindlerpiste and I are clearly on the same page. Just tell me what I can do to make you more comfortable and happy.
That is why I like dogs, more than most people. Originally Posted by leroy jenkins
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07-30-2021, 02:58 PM #42
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Why do you dream howl about once every six months?
How bad does your knee hurt and should we lay for surgery?
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07-31-2021, 05:17 PM #43
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To my dogs:
How do you know the difference between a pheasant and any other wild bird yet you can't distinguish between the UPS guy who comes regularly and a narcoterrorist coming to abduct out children?
To my wife's shitzu:
Do you think Poncho (one of our cats) likes being sexually assaulted every day?"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."
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08-01-2021, 11:02 AM #44
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Shouldn’t you be asking Poncho? Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater
#CatsToo. . .
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08-01-2021, 11:27 AM #45
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Dogs to The Rev: how can you not see past the UPS guy's weak facade? Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater
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