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  1. #1
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    what question(s) would you ask your pet

    not my idea for a question, but I'm guessing the maggots will have some fun ideas.


    https://semi-rad.com/2021/07/10-ques...ld-ask-my-dog/


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    Why do you eat your own shit?

    And why do you eat rabbit shit?
    “I’m a subhuman jizz monkey”

    Thx mods. It’s an awesome signature.

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    How can I make your life better?
    “A society that puts equality before freedom will get neither. A society that puts freedom before equality will get a high degree of both.”
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    What does the inside of my colon look like so I don't have to get that scope?
    Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat

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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    What does the inside of my colon look like so I don't have to get that scope?
    Gerbil owner?
    “I’m a subhuman jizz monkey”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    Gerbil owner?
    Duh. His name is Richard Gere.
    Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat

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    Why is the Kitty Roca so damned irresistible?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    Duh. His name is Richard Gere.
    You have a pet gerbil named Richard gere?
    “I’m a subhuman jizz monkey”

    Thx mods. It’s an awesome signature.

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    Why would he lie about that?

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    Why are you scared of the "bing-bong-bing" sound the local news plays right before they show the extended forecast?

    Crazy cats run pel mell out of the room everytime it plays.
    When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis


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    Why can’t you be a better wingman and stop monopolizing the pussy.

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    Why do you like to watch and what is going through your head when you do?


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    is it a special thing when you do it human style?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    Why are you scared of the "bing-bong-bing" sound the local news plays right before they show the extended forecast?

    Crazy cats run pel mell out of the room everytime it plays.
    As a pup our last golden was frequently penned in a run, in the garage, when we had to leave him alone. Our older goldie would have access into the garage from the house and hang out there with him.

    We'd leave KUOW/NPR playing in the garage for background noise.

    He quickly became accustomed that we were going to be home shortly after All Things Considered started late afternoon.

    Years after the pen was no longer needed and to the time of his death he'd get excited and "sing" along with their da da daa jingle if it played in the house or when he was in the car.

    The current new pup I'd ask, "did you really need to eat another sock, pine cone, dish cloth, flip flop or phone cable? Were you pleased with what happened last time you did?
    Quote Originally Posted by Downbound Train View Post
    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    Do you know how much you’ve meant to me these past 15 years?
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PNWbrit View Post
    As a pup our last golden was frequently penned in a run, in the garage, when we had to leave him alone. Our older goldie would have access into the garage from the house and hang out there with him.

    We'd leave KUOW/NPR playing in the garage for background noise.

    He quickly became accustomed that we were going to be home shortly after All Things Considered started late afternoon.

    Years after the pen was no longer needed and to the time of his death he'd get excited and "sing" along with their da da daa jingle if it played in the house or when he was in the car.

    The current new pup I'd ask, "did you really need to eat another sock, pine cone, dish cloth, flip flop or phone cable? Were you pleased with what happened last time you did?
    Lab?

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Lab?
    The new pup is a golden/bernese cross.
    Quote Originally Posted by Downbound Train View Post
    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by PNWbrit View Post
    The new pup is a golden/bernese cross.
    I don’t know what I thought a Bernese/ golden cross would look like, but it wasn’t that. Cute pup.

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    where's the stash hidden, dude?




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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Do you know how much you’ve meant to me these past 15 years?
    Oh, nice!!! Right in the feelz... I think that someone is chopping onions around here. Totally agree.

    I was going to say "Do you really need to wake me up at 5:30 am because one of the food plates is out when the other one has the exact same food and is full?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyCarter View Post
    I don’t know what I thought a Bernese/ golden cross would look like, but it wasn’t that. Cute pup.
    Each one of his litter mates look different from his slightly brindle to Bernese tricolor to yellow.

    He's a good boy!
    Quote Originally Posted by Downbound Train View Post
    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    I would actually love to ask the cat I had when I was a kid what she thought I was gonna do with all the dead animals she left at the back door. Did she think I was gonna eat that shit? Was I supposed to cook it for her?

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    why do you try to bite the mailman?
    why did you eat those two raw potatoes yesterday?
    why do you bite the carpet and sofa when you are frustrated?
    why don't you lift your leg up to pee like every other male dog?
    do you know that you are my best friends?
    do you know that i love you?
    "With Hitler, the more I learn about the guy, the more I don't care for him." -Norm Macdonald

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    Can you stop going to town on your long-gone balls every morning at 5:00am?

    You sound like you are trying to snort your scrotum completely inside your nose and it wakes me up every day.

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