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  1. #1
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    Wedding Gifts for Boomerang/Gen Y Mountain couple

    Going to a close friends daughter's wedding in UT. Husband is H.S. friend who I have kept in close touch with since then, and who has lived in Park City for the past 10 years. Couple live in SLC and are outdoor active (ski tour, mountain bike, hike, etc.). They're Dead Heads, I think. Sure, I can give $, but I'm looking for other options. What is a great wedding gift for a mountain man/momma millennial?
    .....I was thinking like a nice jetboil setup. ...But, what do I know. TIA
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    What about TGR Grateful Dead hoodies in assorted colors?
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    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Matching IKON passes.

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    I giant dildo?

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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    Matching IKON passes.
    that can be worn as earings
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Quote Originally Posted by skaredshtles View Post
    I giant dildo?

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    Sounds like a great idea, but requires a needs assessment.

    How is their gear quiver?

    I'm thinking tent, river kitchen (if paddlers?) etc.

    Figure out how to take their current passion for the outdoors and significantly upgrade some aspect of it.

    Maybe some GOTOS accessory I don't even know exists??

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    Quote Originally Posted by JayPowHound View Post
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    Figure out how to take their current passion for the outdoors and significantly upgrade some aspect of it.
    Yep - like with a giant dildo.

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    Carbon fiber tube ski rack for the sprinter.

    Matching hand forged throwing axes.

    Artisanal Vodka and a membership to the ice cube of the month club.

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    This otta be enough for 2 or 3 shows at least…..

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    https://www.amazon.com/Gallon-Patcho.../dp/B00OM1V19C

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    Quote Originally Posted by JayPowHound View Post
    Sounds like a great idea, but requires a needs assessment.

    How is their gear quiver?

    I'm thinking tent, river kitchen (if paddlers?) etc.

    Figure out how to take their current passion for the outdoors and significantly upgrade some aspect of it.
    You're not paying attention to the trend this thread is taking.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Engraved his and hers titanium sporks.
    Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat

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    Quote Originally Posted by skaredshtles View Post
    I giant dildo?
    That can be worn as an earing.

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    Hundred bucks, all in:


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    Heh, I'd say go with cash.

    Or a gift certificate to an outfitter type place. Unless you can figure out what they need. But if you can't you run the risk of your gift just being a pain in the ass because they have to return it.

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    Gift certificate to blue boutique so they can get their freak on


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    Quote Originally Posted by The Tortoise View Post
    you run the risk of your gift just being a pain in the ass.
    Or the dildo was too large. Give. lube too.

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    Fine, a gift certificate to the local dildo emporium
    Live Free or Die

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    Quote Originally Posted by skaredshtles View Post
    Yep - like with a giant dildo.
    You are a single minded individual. I respect that.
    Edit: my joke is on me because apparently all great minds of tgr think alike.
    And the tgr hive mind is full of dildigence when it comes to helping out wedding guests.
    It's a war of the mind and we're armed to the teeth.

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    A giant dildo sized fleshlight

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    How old are they and how long have they been living in sin? In other words, is their apartment and gear already along the way to be dialed.

    I do like the idea of his/hers monogrammed ti sporks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dunfree View Post
    A giant dildo sized flashlight
    Fixed. Because they are outdoorsey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dunfree View Post
    A giant dildo sized fleshlight
    So a dick shaped one of these?
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    Sure, just make sure there’s an app for each so they can have sex via their phones like good gen y.

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