Wedding Gifts for Boomerang/Gen Y Mountain couple

**skaredshtles** · 07-29-2021, 02:05 PM

Originally Posted by riser3

Or the dildo was too large. Give. lube too.

**skaredshtles** · 07-29-2021, 02:07 PM

Originally Posted by subtle plague

You are a single minded individual. I respect that.
Edit: my joke is on me because apparently all great minds of tgr think alike.
And the tgr hive mind is full of dildigence when it comes to helping out wedding guests.

**skaredshtles** · 07-29-2021, 02:07 PM

Originally Posted by JimmyCarter

So a dick shaped one of these?
Attachment 380998

I mean... if you can get your dick into one of those... congrats?

**Timberridge** · 07-29-2021, 02:08 PM

Since we lost Spook, we haven't had a dildo expert on the board for a while. Anybody want to step up and help schindler with the particulars now that we've settled on one as a gift?

**schindlerpiste** · 07-29-2021, 02:19 PM

OK, I knew where this would go, and that is part of the fun of it.
IKON passes: I can't afford that
Dildo and/or Blue Boutique: Probably a good idea, but I don't think so.
No sprinter, but I like the axes. There's a great knife shop in town that has cool stuff
A case of vodka: Also good
Patchouli oil: One of the scents I like least in life
Gift cert for Williams Sonoma or REI: The easy way out

Maybe a few small items featuring splat's CBD cream and ROOR bong?

The couple is 29-32 years old and have been living to gather for at least 3 years.

Do I go for longevity, like engraved sporks, practicality, like a kitchen aid mixer, or an outdoor kitchen, or a great weekend, like a hut outside of Ouray or in Uintas???

**Iowagriz** · 07-29-2021, 02:21 PM

Nice BBQ grill or smoker?

**fatnslow** · 07-29-2021, 02:43 PM

an OZ of dakine and a side of shrooms

**riser4** · 07-29-2021, 02:48 PM

Originally Posted by Timberridge

Since we lost Spook, we haven't had a dildo expert on the board for a while. Anybody want to step up and help schindler with the particulars now that we've settled on one as a gift?

I nominate skared.

**skaredshtles** · 07-29-2021, 02:56 PM

Originally Posted by riser3

I nominate skared.

Sorry, gents. I'm a Big Idea guy - the details are generally left up to others... you know, Detail People.

**fastfred** · 07-29-2021, 03:30 PM

does he have a man bun?
will she be the one wearing the dildo?
outdoorsy people are just to peppy and happy for me
buy them a 38 snub nose for protection from bears
how about the Elizabeth smart biography?

**skaredshtles** · 07-29-2021, 03:31 PM

Originally Posted by fastfred

<snip>
will she be the one wearing the dildo?

Sounds like we found our expert!

**schindlerpiste** · 07-29-2021, 03:38 PM

I like this knife. Maybe have blade engraved with date
The DPx Aculus Flipper

**riser4** · 07-29-2021, 03:43 PM

Originally Posted by fastfred

does he have a man bun?
will she be the one wearing the dildo?
outdoorsy people are just to peppy and happy for me
buy them a 38 snub nose for protection from bears
how about the Elizabeth smart biography?

Or a case of white claw to go with the strap-on.

**MakersTeleMark** · 07-29-2021, 03:52 PM

His and her Paco pads. For attaching the suction dildo.

**JimmyCarter** · 07-29-2021, 03:56 PM

Fred, do you do gift cards?

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**MakersTeleMark** · 07-29-2021, 04:03 PM

Who invites their Dad's HS friend to their wedding?

Get them a case of these:

**schindlerpiste** · 07-29-2021, 04:11 PM

I ski with them at least 5x/ur. and eat with them that often, too.

Wait, aren’t wedding receptions for the parents? That must be a boomer thing

**MagnificentUnicorn** · 07-29-2021, 04:16 PM

Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark

Who invites their Dad's HS friend to their wedding?

Get them a case of these:

Huh, I really had no idea that you were gay, nttatwwt.

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**jackattack** · 07-29-2021, 04:20 PM

Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark

Who invites their Dad's HS friend to their wedding?

The guy paying for the wedding.

**MakersTeleMark** · 07-29-2021, 04:22 PM

Originally Posted by jackattack

The guy paying for the wedding.

This makes sense to me now. Hey, Charlie, I'm throwing a big ass party, come on over and look at some hot young tail and get wasted on me.

**schindlerpiste** · 07-29-2021, 04:22 PM

It like doing Nitrous balloons

What are the odd that this guy didn't suck down the entire contents 1 second after this video ended?

**MakersTeleMark** · 07-29-2021, 04:24 PM

Originally Posted by schindlerpiste

It like doing Nitrous balloons

What are the odd that this guy didn't suck down the entire contents 1 second after this video ended?

You need to party with Punani.

**SKIP IN7RO** · 07-29-2021, 04:29 PM

Matching Knipex pliers wrenches or the 3-piece set.

**old goat** · 07-29-2021, 04:59 PM

Originally Posted by Iowagriz

How old are they and how long have they been living in sin? In other words, is their apartment and gear already along the way to be dialed.

I do like the idea of his/hers monogrammed ti sporks.

My kid and his fiancee (getting married in 3 weeks) are backpackers, rock and ice climbers, skiers--live in a 500 sf apt in Boston and most of their outdoor stuff is in storage.
IME--mostly based on gifts people who have given me--is that giving people gifts related to their jobs and serious hobbies and passions is rarely successful. Unless the person has expressed a desire for some particular gift--like the fiancee who wanted a pair of quarks for xmas and got them. Does the couple have a wedding website/registry?
Otherwise go with the sex toys.