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  1. #76
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    I'm confused
    is someone sending me a gift card?
    or am I suppose to provide a gift card with the recivers choice? 1) new toilet install 2) new backsplash tile

    if you want to send me a gift card here is my address
    fastfred industries
    150 ski hill road
    breckenidge co 80424

  2. #77
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    Please try to keep up, fred.
    We're talking dildo installations here.
    How much is that gift card?
    The wedding is soon.

  3. #78
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    They raft?

    Paco pads are the best.
    Skiing in the rockies is like 70's porn

    Lots of bush

    Some wood

    No faceshots...

    -Mtnlion

  4. #79
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    Please try to keep up, fred.
    We're talking dildo installations here.
    How much is that gift card?
    The wedding is soon.
    Still in my underware sitting at the computer alittle behind this friday
    I don't do dildo installations just bidets

  5. #80
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    Quote Originally Posted by Asspen View Post
    They raft?

    Paco pads are the best.
    ehh problem is most modern dildo mounts won't work on a paco pad

    https://www.hismith.com/

    that's your best bet I reckon, they can take turns

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  6. #81
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    still no pics of the Bride = thread FAIL


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    "Zee damn fat skis are ruining zee piste !" -Oscar Schevlin

    "Hike up your skirt and grow a dick you fucking crybaby" -what Bunion said to Harry at the top of The Headwaters

  7. #82
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    Problem with pics. is that she might be hanging out here reading this thread and confirming her decision to prefer skidiva.com.
    I would lose all credibility, at least with her.
    “A society that puts equality before freedom will get neither. A society that puts freedom before equality will get a high degree of both.”
    ― Milton Friedman

  8. #83
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    Quote Originally Posted by skaredshtles View Post
    I giant dildo?
    You’re a giant dildo?
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


  9. #84
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    I bought my friend's daughter a jet boil for wedding gift. Never got any response probably should of bought dildo. Pair of binoculars like monarch M5 to keep in the sprinter.

  10. #85
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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    You’re a giant dildo?
    It's all making sense now. The question that remains is whether he only identifies as a dildo or if he has had the surgery.
    It's a war of the mind and we're armed to the teeth.

  11. #86
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    Until you know those details, proper pronouns can't be ascertained.

    Is they Dil....or is they Do? I hope that's correct.

  12. #87
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    Get them a boomerang. Duh

  13. #88
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    We've got some pretty strong recs for the dildo here. Tough to argue with. I would avoid the Bluetooth and wifi connectivity. Nothing takes you out of the mood like waiting 45 minutes for a firmware update and reboot.

    I think going with the registry, cash, a hut night, or some decent barware (if they drink) represent decent backup choices.

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  14. #89
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    Quote Originally Posted by geomorph View Post
    Get them a boomerang. Duh
    Double ended dildo was already suggested.

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    Year long membership to the Jelly of the Month Club.

    Gift that keeps on giving…..


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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    Year long membership to the Jelly of the Month Club.

    Gift that keeps on giving…..


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    And they'll be happy when they get to the KY month.

  17. #92
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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    Year long membership to the Jelly of the Month Club.

    Gift that keeps on giving…..


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    Do you know the difference between jam and jelly?

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  18. #93
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iowagriz View Post
    Do you know the difference between jam and jelly?

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    "Hike up your skirt and grow a dick you fucking crybaby" -what Bunion said to Harry at the top of The Headwaters

  19. #94
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iowagriz View Post
    Do you know the difference between jam and jelly?

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    Without a google, sadly, no.


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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    Without a google, sadly, no.


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    Whoosh.

  21. #96
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    Barware is another great idea.
    Maybe an 8pac of High West highball and lowball glasses
    “A society that puts equality before freedom will get neither. A society that puts freedom before equality will get a high degree of both.”
    ― Milton Friedman

  22. #97
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    Staub 5 1/2 qt. dutch oven
    “A society that puts equality before freedom will get neither. A society that puts freedom before equality will get a high degree of both.”
    ― Milton Friedman

  23. #98
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    Quote Originally Posted by schindlerpiste View Post
    Staub 5 1/2 qt. dutch oven
    Like you could attach that to the Sprinter....

  24. #99
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    When is this wedding?
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    I have a line on a fabricator for the double-ended titanium dildo. Will PM with details.


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    "With Hitler, the more I learn about the guy, the more I don't care for him." -Norm Macdonald

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