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  1. #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by dunfree View Post
    so you tell the guy to buy the dildo and hire the chick to ride the dildo? Aka the wizard of oz beating off behind the curtain?
    ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyCarter View Post
    Fred, do you do gift cards?


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    how about a gift basket of edibles from colrado?

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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
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    how about a gift basket of edibles from colrado?
    I like where your head's at...

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    An air fryer. I heard kids these days love those things.

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    Did anyone suggest a dildo that would attach to the sprinter?

    That should be in that 'shit people put on sprinters' thread.

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    We need pics of the bride.


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    his and hers engraved titanium dildo. weight savings.
    "With Hitler, the more I learn about the guy, the more I don't care for him." -Norm Macdonald

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealurface831 View Post
    his and hers engraved titanium dildo. weight savings.
    Now you're catching on. Strong work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by schindlerpiste View Post
    Going to a close friends daughter's wedding in UT. Husband is H.S. friend who I have kept in close touch with since then, and who has lived in Park City for the past 10 years. Couple live in SLC and are outdoor active (ski tour, mountain bike, hike, etc.). They're Dead Heads, I think. Sure, I can give $, but I'm looking for other options. What is a great wedding gift for a mountain man/momma millennial?
    .....I was thinking like a nice jetboil setup. ...But, what do I know. TIA
    The Jetboil setup from a store in SLC that they could exchange it at.

    We were given engraved Leathermans. Still have them and remember who gave them to us.

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    his and hers engraved titanium dildo sporks

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealurface831 View Post
    his and hers engraved titanium dildo. weight savings.
    does she fuck him with the one engraved with his name on it? who gets the bigger of the two dildos? how does this work?

    don't forget the strapon harness, not an area to cheap out on. gotta make sure she can really support that titanium dong fully.

    pm skidog for recs on that one

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    Quote Originally Posted by tgapp View Post
    does she fuck him with the one engraved with his name on it? who gets the bigger of the two dildos? how does this work?

    don't forget the strapon harness, not an area to cheap out on. gotta make sure she can really support that titanium dong fully.

    pm skidog for recs on that one
    oh, no. it is just one singular dildo but of the double-ended variety with a name on each side.

    but, if we go the route of individual dildos, we would have to go with cuben fiber for the strapon harness.
    "With Hitler, the more I learn about the guy, the more I don't care for him." -Norm Macdonald

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    Quote Originally Posted by tgapp View Post
    does she fuck him with the one engraved with his name on it? who gets the bigger of the two dildos? how does this work?

    don't forget the strapon harness, not an area to cheap out on. gotta make sure she can really support that titanium dong fully.

    pm skidog for recs on that one

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    they use the app to have dildo wars. Loser sends WhatsApp thank you for gifts

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    Quote Originally Posted by skaredshtles View Post
    Are you happy with the details now, Mr. Big idea?
    It's a war of the mind and we're armed to the teeth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by subtle plague View Post
    Are you happy with the details now, Mr. Big idea?
    No. In fact, I'm sorry I even brought it up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skaredshtles View Post
    No. In fact, I'm sorry I even brought it up.
    ItS why the us makes money on ideas and subtle plague makes money on skat porn

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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyCarter View Post
    Fred, do you do gift cards?

    Id like to loop back to this if the group is cool with it.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dunfree View Post
    ItS why the us makes money on ideas and subtle plague makes money on skat porn
    I really wanted to know what's wrong with you for a while, but I came to the conclusion that I don't really care. I feel honored to be on your grudge for life list though. ( im not really sure whether it's me or Germany who made the list because in the real estate thread it was: US is better than Germany and now it's US is better than subtle plague.)

    Anyway. Back to two sided diesel powered titanium dildos.
    It's a war of the mind and we're armed to the teeth.

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    This thread = full of win
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    A donation in their name to the Human Fund. People helping people.
    I have been in this State for 30 years and I am willing to admit that I am part of the problem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunion 2020 View Post
    People helping people.
    With dildos, i assume?
    It's a war of the mind and we're armed to the teeth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by subtle plague View Post
    With dildos, i assume?
    What's your obsession with dildos?

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    Hitachi Magic Wand vibrator and back massager. Get the Cordless rechargeable one because they’re outdoorsy and outlets aren’t available in the wild.
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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    What's your obsession with dildos?
    It's a Euro thing. You wouldn't understand.
    It's a war of the mind and we're armed to the teeth.

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