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    Well its happening...Planet of the Apes is upon us

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    I wish i could be like SkiFishBum

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    Chimps <shudder>

    Nasty creatures best left alone in the wild.
    When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis


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    When they learn to ride horses we're fucked.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Filthy Animals....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    When they learn to ride horses we're fucked.
    I’m betting the exacta in the 5th.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pepperdawg View Post
    Filthy Animals....
    Keep your filthy stinking paws off of me
    “Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.”
    Hunter S. Thompson

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    Once, as a young lad, I found myself in the Philippines. While residing in a quonset hut, an associate decided to take photos of the monkeys that were up the trees. Unbeknownst to any of us, monkeys do not like camera noises.

    An entire group of them rapidly descended the trees with their teeth bared. We were amused as first, but quickly realized that they were not fucking around. We closed the doors at both ends and barred them. The monkeys began banging on the doors and pounding on the windows. What is a funny story now was truly TERRIFYING in the moment; more than one of us were sure we were going to be harmed. We were trapped the the hut for about 20-30min until the monkeys, presumably, felt they made their point and went back up into the trees. No more monkey photos were taken during my stay there.

    I definitely can see how murder could happen.
    It makes perfect sense...until you think about it.

    I suspect there's logic behind the madness, but I'm too dumb to see it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smartyiak View Post
    Once, as a young lad, I found myself in the Philippines. While residing in a quonset hut, an associate decided to take photos of the monkeys that were up the trees. Unbeknownst to any of us, monkeys do not like camera noises.

    An entire group of them rapidly descended the trees with their teeth bared. We were amused as first, but quickly realized that they were not fucking around. We closed the doors at both ends and barred them. The monkeys began banging on the doors and pounding on the windows. What is a funny story now was truly TERRIFYING in the moment; more than one of us were sure we were going to be harmed. We were trapped the the hut for about 20-30min until the monkeys, presumably, felt they made their point and went back up into the trees. No more monkey photos were taken during my stay there.

    I definitely can see how murder could happen.
    Chimps are apes.
    When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis


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    Monkeys are not apes.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    Chimps are apes.
    Google tells me that the monkeys are Macaque's. Apparently, "macaque" is Philippine for "angry, sharp-teeth bearing."*



    *I may have erroneously translated...but: maybe not.
    It makes perfect sense...until you think about it.

    I suspect there's logic behind the madness, but I'm too dumb to see it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Monkeys are not apes.
    Is a monkey and a chimpanzee the same thing?

    Chimpanzees are often thought of as a type of monkey. ... But chimpanzees aren't monkeys. Chimps are instead great apes, belonging to a family of mammals known as Hominidae. Other hominids include gorillas, orangutans, bonobos, and humans.

    CHIMPS, HUMANS, AND MONKEYS: WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE?
    When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis


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    A donut without a hole is a danish.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    Chimps are instead great apes
    Pfft…I mean…they’re ok apes I guess.

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    "if you don't think chimps would steal babies and eat them, you haven't been paying attention to the literature."
    "With Hitler, the more I learn about the guy, the more I don't care for him." -Norm Macdonald

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    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smartyiak View Post
    Google tells me that the monkeys are Macaque's. Apparently, "macaque" is Philippine for "angry, sharp-teeth bearing."*



    *I may have erroneously translated...but: maybe not.
    Ask ur mom, bruh…she’s an expert with macaque

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    Animals and pandemics killing us, AI robots, yellowstone, aliens, asteroids all in line behind them. It's like the scene from Airplane! where they're linkng up to beat the shit out of the hysterical woman.

    Which one gets to be the winner in answering Fermi's paradox?

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    The pangolin.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    The pangolin.
    tactical armadillo
    "With Hitler, the more I learn about the guy, the more I don't care for him." -Norm Macdonald

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    Quote Originally Posted by ill-advised strategy View Post
    Ask ur mom, bruh…she’s an expert with macaque
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    Quote Originally Posted by stealurface831 View Post
    tactical armadillo
    Does a tactical armadillo wear tactical shades?

    Someone should tell Digitaldrew about that option.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Does a tactical armadillo wear tactical shades?

    Someone should tell Digitaldrew about that option.
    "With Hitler, the more I learn about the guy, the more I don't care for him." -Norm Macdonald

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    A donut without a hole is a danish.
    Funny guy.

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    And what if it was Bonobos having said territorial dispute...

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