True Nazi Midget Story. Pueblo, Colorado.

[riser4]

So was the house built at 70% by midgets? Because if not then that would have been a shitty job to be on.

[irul&ublo]

I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

Those midgets might have nihilists

[tuco]

There's a reason why after my EMT cert, I said"fuck this shit"

[ill-advised strategy]

Reason: Didn’t wanna scrap with midgets?

[ill-advised strategy]

So was the house built at 70% by midgets? Because if not then that would have been a shitty job to be on.

Tiny hammers.

Adorable little lumbers.

[ill-advised strategy]

I don’t tangle with midgets because, being huge and dumb, I worry one of them might be really clever and next thing you know I’m in some kind of mad max masterblaster situation.

[Svengali]

I was trying to recall the source of a picture that perfectly encapsulates Ill Advised Strategy's fear. Using the power of the Googles, I was presented with this as a top result as part of their optimized Algorithm. Those interested have probably already encountered this resource, so just leaving this here for the formerly incognizant.


OT: Dating a midget. Advice needed, because I don't want to have a bunch of drama in my life.

[Jong Lafitte]

Dwarf or little person is the preferred nomenclature, dude

These are not the fucking people who built the fucking tiny railroads!!


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[riser4]

I was trying to recall the source of a picture that perfectly encapsulates Ill Advised Strategy's fear. Using the power of the Googles, I was presented with this as a top result as part of their optimized Algorithm. Those interested have probably already encountered this resource, so just leaving this here for the formerly incognizant.


OT: Dating a midget. Advice needed, because I don't want to have a bunch of drama in my life.

Winning!

[abraham]

I was trying to recall the source of a picture that perfectly encapsulates Ill Advised Strategy's fear. Using the power of the Googles, I was presented with this as a top result as part of their optimized Algorithm. Those interested have probably already encountered this resource, so just leaving this here for the formerly incognizant.


OT: Dating a midget. Advice needed, because I don't want to have a bunch of drama in my life.

For anyone who skimmed over that I present the first sentence:

A few years ago I posted about possibly dating a hot midget that kind of had a thing for me, but I was wary because she was a bit of a drinker and had a mean streak and, frankly, was a bit of a tramp.

[ZomblibulaX]

I don’t tangle with midgets because, being huge and dumb, I worry one of them might be really clever and next thing you know I’m in some kind of mad max masterblaster situation.

You might have to stomp around in pig shit all day, but at least everyone will know who runs Bartertown.

Motobeak, I'm glad you made it out of there alive. For anyone not familiar, Pueblo is Detroit if Detroit was a steel mill town in between Kansas and New Methico. And this (nazi midget kidnapper disability fraud) story is the most Pueblo thing I've ever heard.

[Timberridge]

I kinda want to go there now and check it out.

[CarlMega]

New Methico.

How the fuck is this not already in my vocabulary?

[Speedfreak]

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A basement house nearby.

What in the meth smoking, sisterfucking tarnation is this? The fucking garbage can is taller than the roof

[PB]

Little known fact: before it transitioned into ferreting, there was midgeting.

[johnnyg82]

I clearly stated 2 of them had thin suspenders, therefore they had tiny pants.

Hahahaha!!!

[ZomblibulaX]

How the fuck is this not already in my vocabulary?

Because you don't live thirty miles away from it?

[abraham]

How many holes in the docs? I imagine 20 hole docs on a midget would be in the belly button/nipple range?

[JimmyCarter]

What in the meth smoking, sisterfucking tarnation is this? The fucking garbage can is taller than the roof

Figures Nazi midgets would bring you out from the woodwork

[exsparky]

I messed up the story, I forgot all about midget's being ideally built for vicious nut punches, which the cops found out many times.
First gif insert attempt ever.

[Brownski]

I kinda want to go there now and check it out.

Me too. Fuck if I know why but I do.

[exsparky]

Me too. Fuck if I know why but I do.

Do a week ride along with the EMT's there, you may come back with a better story.

[m4756f]

I’m a stupid spambot and I just got banned

[ill-advised strategy]

I did a detail at pueblo interagency dispatch center during the Mason fire.
I’m from Michigan, I’ve been to Detroit a bit, my grandma’s house in Saginaw kind of got overrun by expanding zones of ghetto mayhem in the 80s. My wife is from Flint.
I just don’t see the comparison with Pueblo at all.


What I saw on that Pueblo detail was like 1 Ogden at worst. Detroit overall is definitely like 7 or 8 Ogdens.

[TBS]

For anyone not familiar, Pueblo is Detroit if Detroit was a steel mill town in between Kansas and New Methico. And this (nazi midget kidnapper disability fraud) story is the most Pueblo thing I've ever heard.

I did a detail at pueblo interagency dispatch center during the Mason fire.
I’m from Michigan, I’ve been to Detroit a bit, my grandma’s house in Saginaw kind of got overrun by expanding zones of ghetto mayhem in the 80s. My wife is from Flint.
I just don’t see the comparison with Pueblo at all.

What I saw on that Pueblo detail was like 1 Ogden at worst. Detroit overall is definitely like 7 or 8 Ogdens.

I for one would enjoy a detailed comparison of Pueblo v Detroit.

Your mutual experience in No New Methico provides a good benchmark.