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  1. #76
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    Quote Originally Posted by mcski View Post
    Butt plug
    I'm going with a spoon

  2. #77
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bobcat Sig View Post
    I'm going with a spoon
    Spoon sharpening is shank 101. Next.

  3. #78
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    Toilet brush handle

  4. #79
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    Quote Originally Posted by bennymac View Post
    Toilet brush handle
    Anything hard plastic has to already have been by someone, somewhere. So don't say toothbrush next because that's also covered in 101.

  5. #80
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    Quote Originally Posted by exsparky View Post
    I googled it and it didn't come up as having been sharpened and used as a weapon, ever.

    I'm putting it in word then posting it later today but I've been swamped.
    Just because it ain't on Google doesn't mean it hasn't been tried.

  6. #81
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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Anything hard plastic has to already have been by someone, somewhere. So don't say toothbrush next because that's also covered in 101.
    shit yeah I’ve made a shank out of a toothbrush before (to use to get ice and snow out of bindings when transitioning [skiing - not gender])

  7. #82
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    I go with high school (midget)football trophy
    It's a war of the mind and we're armed to the teeth.

  8. #83
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    An original, made in Japan, Fuck Me Silly Sally love doll?
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

  9. #84
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    ^^^ Didn't those come presharpened from the factory? That's why they banned them, right?
    Brandine: Now Cletus, if I catch you with pig lipstick on your collar one more time you ain't gonna be allowed to sleep in the barn no more!
    Cletus: Duly noted.

  10. #85
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    https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/...36#post6448036

    Link to the story with the weapon, a sharpened bicycle rim.

  11. #86
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    I have never encountered a nazi midget.

    I'm pretty sure I've spoken to some neo-nazi types at punk and hard-core shows back in the day.

    I have known some little people.

    Never a nazi midget tho...

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  12. #87
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    Maybe they were secretly nazi midgets. Not all nazi midgets wear it on their sleeve- so to speak

  13. #88
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    You might be able to see it all scrunched up cuz ..... short stubby upper arms.

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    Where's Willie Wonka when you need him, strapped to a table??
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

  15. #90
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    #nazimidgets
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Have we discussed Illinois nazi midgets?

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    First search result for “nazi midgets” using duck duck go

    Mission accomplished

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    I wanna be the disability guy on the table!

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    ever notice you can sing Nazi Midgets to the tune of Rock me Amadeus?

    Nazi midgets, nazi Midgets
    Nazi Midgets
    Nazi midgets, nazi Midgets
    Nazi Midgets
    Nazi midgets, nazi Midgets
    yo yo Nazi Midgets

    c'mon and rock me Nazi Midgets

  20. #95
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    Quote Originally Posted by larilinesign View Post
    I wanna be the disability guy on the table!

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    Brutal.

  21. #96
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    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    First search result for “nazi midgets” using duck duck go

    Mission accomplished
    that's good work, but the fascinating story told on the first page about Nazi midgets in Colorado has not yet hit the first page of results on *ahem* certain other search providers for the term "Nazi midget". This is a little surprising to me, because I wouldn't have thought that particular combination of words, "nazi midget", came up that often. But apparently there's a lot more talk about nazi midgets on the Internet than I would have guessed, which means this page, with an especially interesting and informative story of a true experience with nazi midgets, is lower in the search results for "nazi midgets" than I would have guessed.

  22. #97
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    Google is censoring results.

    But yeah. The midgets that mengele tortured in the nazi camps is a sad read and ranks higher on googles it’s still on page one of duck duck. But not first rank.

    I wonder if this screenplay could use Jim belushi and Dan ackroyd running down Illinois nazi midgets in an EMS rig?

  23. #98
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    Wow, I missed this one last summer. Quite a story. So... if you're a Nazi midget, do you still believe you're genetically superior? Or just focus on the hatred part?
    I ski 135 degree chutes switch to the road.

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    I’ve asked some of the guys I play golf with in Pueblo about this subject.
    No local knowledge yet, but one never knows.


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    there you go, we have feet on the ground and we are still short information.

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