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    So was the house built at 70% by midgets? Because if not then that would have been a shitty job to be on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ill-advised strategy View Post
    I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
    Those midgets might have nihilists
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    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    There's a reason why after my EMT cert, I said"fuck this shit"

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    Reason: Didn’t wanna scrap with midgets?

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    So was the house built at 70% by midgets? Because if not then that would have been a shitty job to be on.
    Tiny hammers.

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    I don’t tangle with midgets because, being huge and dumb, I worry one of them might be really clever and next thing you know I’m in some kind of mad max masterblaster situation.

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    I was trying to recall the source of a picture that perfectly encapsulates Ill Advised Strategy's fear. Using the power of the Googles, I was presented with this as a top result as part of their optimized Algorithm. Those interested have probably already encountered this resource, so just leaving this here for the formerly incognizant.


    OT: Dating a midget. Advice needed, because I don't want to have a bunch of drama in my life.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cruiser View Post
    Dwarf or little person is the preferred nomenclature, dude
    These are not the fucking people who built the fucking tiny railroads!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Svengali View Post
    I was trying to recall the source of a picture that perfectly encapsulates Ill Advised Strategy's fear. Using the power of the Googles, I was presented with this as a top result as part of their optimized Algorithm. Those interested have probably already encountered this resource, so just leaving this here for the formerly incognizant.


    OT: Dating a midget. Advice needed, because I don't want to have a bunch of drama in my life.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Svengali View Post
    I was trying to recall the source of a picture that perfectly encapsulates Ill Advised Strategy's fear. Using the power of the Googles, I was presented with this as a top result as part of their optimized Algorithm. Those interested have probably already encountered this resource, so just leaving this here for the formerly incognizant.


    OT: Dating a midget. Advice needed, because I don't want to have a bunch of drama in my life.
    For anyone who skimmed over that I present the first sentence:
    A few years ago I posted about possibly dating a hot midget that kind of had a thing for me, but I was wary because she was a bit of a drinker and had a mean streak and, frankly, was a bit of a tramp.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ill-advised strategy View Post
    I don’t tangle with midgets because, being huge and dumb, I worry one of them might be really clever and next thing you know I’m in some kind of mad max masterblaster situation.
    You might have to stomp around in pig shit all day, but at least everyone will know who runs Bartertown.

    Motobeak, I'm glad you made it out of there alive. For anyone not familiar, Pueblo is Detroit if Detroit was a steel mill town in between Kansas and New Methico. And this (nazi midget kidnapper disability fraud) story is the most Pueblo thing I've ever heard.

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    I kinda want to go there now and check it out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZomblibulaX View Post
    New Methico.
    How the fuck is this not already in my vocabulary?

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    Quote Originally Posted by exsparky View Post
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    A basement house nearby.
    What in the meth smoking, sisterfucking tarnation is this? The fucking garbage can is taller than the roof
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    dumbfuck.

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    Little known fact: before it transitioned into ferreting, there was midgeting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by exsparky View Post
    I clearly stated 2 of them had thin suspenders, therefore they had tiny pants.
    Hahahaha!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carl_Mega View Post
    How the fuck is this not already in my vocabulary?
    Because you don't live thirty miles away from it?

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    How many holes in the docs? I imagine 20 hole docs on a midget would be in the belly button/nipple range?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Speedfreak View Post
    What in the meth smoking, sisterfucking tarnation is this? The fucking garbage can is taller than the roof
    Figures Nazi midgets would bring you out from the woodwork

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    I messed up the story, I forgot all about midget's being ideally built for vicious nut punches, which the cops found out many times.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    I kinda want to go there now and check it out.
    Me too. Fuck if I know why but I do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brownski View Post
    Me too. Fuck if I know why but I do.
    Do a week ride along with the EMT's there, you may come back with a better story.

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    I’m a stupid spambot and I just got banned
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    I did a detail at pueblo interagency dispatch center during the Mason fire.
    I’m from Michigan, I’ve been to Detroit a bit, my grandma’s house in Saginaw kind of got overrun by expanding zones of ghetto mayhem in the 80s. My wife is from Flint.
    I just don’t see the comparison with Pueblo at all.


    What I saw on that Pueblo detail was like 1 Ogden at worst. Detroit overall is definitely like 7 or 8 Ogdens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZomblibulaX View Post
    For anyone not familiar, Pueblo is Detroit if Detroit was a steel mill town in between Kansas and New Methico. And this (nazi midget kidnapper disability fraud) story is the most Pueblo thing I've ever heard.
    Quote Originally Posted by ill-advised strategy View Post
    I did a detail at pueblo interagency dispatch center during the Mason fire.
    I’m from Michigan, I’ve been to Detroit a bit, my grandma’s house in Saginaw kind of got overrun by expanding zones of ghetto mayhem in the 80s. My wife is from Flint.
    I just don’t see the comparison with Pueblo at all.

    What I saw on that Pueblo detail was like 1 Ogden at worst. Detroit overall is definitely like 7 or 8 Ogdens.
    I for one would enjoy a detailed comparison of Pueblo v Detroit.

    Your mutual experience in No New Methico provides a good benchmark.
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