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  1. #101
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    Quote Originally Posted by Toadman View Post
    SPCE taking another dump today. That promo Branson stunt was a big flop. Again Dick. You okay with me calling you Dick? Dick. Or would you prefer, Sir Dick? Anyhoo, you need to offer up those flights from NM to London or Sydney with a FC ticket back home on your stellar Virgin Airlines to really get things going. Oh, and Dick, one more thing. Accept BTC for the flights, but only after you have bought a few billion worth yourself.

    William Shatner – Has Been Lyrics
    Has been
    Has been
    You talkin' to me?
    You talkin' to me?
    You callin' me, has been?
    What'd you say your name is?
    Jack
    Never done jack
    Glad to meet ya
    Who's your friend?
    Dick
    Don't say dick
    Whaddya know?
    And you friend, what's your handle?
    Don
    Two thumbs Don

    Riding on their armchairs
    They dream of wealth and fame
    Fear is their companion
    Nintendo is their game
    Never done jack and two thumbs Don
    And sidekick don't say dick
    We'll laugh at others failures
    Though they have not done shit

    I've heard of you
    The ready-made connecting with the ever-ready
    Yeah
    The never was talking about still trying
    I got it
    Forever bitter gossiping about never say die
    May I inquire what you've been doing mister?
    Jack
    Never done Jack
    And you partner, what's the News of the World, dick?
    I don't say dick
    Don, of all the people you must be the Tattler
    Two thumbs up
    What are you afraid of?
    Failure?
    So am I
    Has been implies failure
    Not so
    Has been is history
    Has been was
    Has been might again
    Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know

  2. #102
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    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    William Shatner – Has Been Lyrics
    Has been
    Has been
    You talkin' to me?
    You talkin' to me?
    You callin' me, has been?
    What'd you say your name is?
    Jack
    Never done jack
    Glad to meet ya
    Who's your friend?
    Dick
    Don't say dick
    Whaddya know?
    And you friend, what's your handle?
    Don
    Two thumbs Don

    Riding on their armchairs
    They dream of wealth and fame
    Fear is their companion
    Nintendo is their game
    Never done jack and two thumbs Don
    And sidekick don't say dick
    We'll laugh at others failures
    Though they have not done shit

    I've heard of you
    The ready-made connecting with the ever-ready
    Yeah
    The never was talking about still trying
    I got it
    Forever bitter gossiping about never say die
    May I inquire what you've been doing mister?
    Jack
    Never done Jack
    And you partner, what's the News of the World, dick?
    I don't say dick
    Don, of all the people you must be the Tattler
    Two thumbs up
    What are you afraid of?
    Failure?
    So am I
    Has been implies failure
    Not so
    Has been is history
    Has been was
    Has been might again

  3. #103
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    Trump has too much money
    Trump sucks
    Fuck trump
    Trump is evil


    Hey mods? Is that enough to get this moved to polyass?
    . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Beware of politicians who "inflate". Like my Hillary sex doll, for instance.
    FIFY

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    Benny or anyone else triggered by Bezo's flight this morning?

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    Haha, it's like the moon landings. Name me the astronauts on the last two. Of course you can't.

  8. #108
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    William Shatner.

    Richard Branson.
    I still call it The Jake.

  9. #109
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    I dunno why everyone's making such a big deal of this, Albert the monkey went to space back in 1949.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    "Spaceape" always made me laugh for some reason.
    I still call it The Jake.

  11. #111
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    Shatner panties. That one cracks me up every time.

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    After watching Bezos get interviewed in that hat, easy call for Branson as the cooler narcissistic clueless rich guy joy rider. That is one reason to have a wife - she's there to tell him to take the damn hat off and burn it. He looked like a little dorky kid coming off a particularly exciting ride at Six Flags still wearing his stupid souvenir cowboy hat, sizes too big.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    After watching Bezos get interviewed in that hat, easy call for Branson as the cooler narcissistic clueless rich guy joy rider. That is one reason to have a wife - she's there to tell him to take the damn hat off and burn it. He looked like a little dorky kid coming off a particularly exciting ride at Six Flags still wearing his stupid souvenir cowboy hat, sizes too big.
    Bezos cares a lot about fashion tips from Benny Blowhard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mfcf13 View Post
    Bezos cares a lot about fashion tips from Benny Blowhard.
    Can't you imagine how it must hurt Bezos to be called clueless by Bunny.

    Bless his little rabbit heart.
    Quote Originally Posted by Downbound Train View Post
    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    Six Flags blows goats compared to Cedar Point.

    And I haven’t been in 15 years to either and I still bet it holds true.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Check out his ride Bunz

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    "If the road You followed brought you to this,of what use was the road"?

    "I have no idea what I am talking about but would be happy to share my biased opinions as fact on the matter. "
    Ottime

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel View Post
    Check out his ride Bunz

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    Check out that fresh, not yet ready for the public, but totally ready for the public, Rivian.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    How much do you think Bezos paid for someone to wear that hat in for him?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Six Flags blows goats compared to Cedar Point.

    And I haven’t been in 15 years to either and I still bet it holds true.
    Can confirm

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    Compensating

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    Fainting goats?

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