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07-14-2021, 07:45 PM #101Registered User
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William Shatner – Has Been Lyrics
Has been
Has been
You talkin' to me?
You talkin' to me?
You callin' me, has been?
What'd you say your name is?
Jack
Never done jack
Glad to meet ya
Who's your friend?
Dick
Don't say dick
Whaddya know?
And you friend, what's your handle?
Don
Two thumbs Don
Riding on their armchairs
They dream of wealth and fame
Fear is their companion
Nintendo is their game
Never done jack and two thumbs Don
And sidekick don't say dick
We'll laugh at others failures
Though they have not done shit
I've heard of you
The ready-made connecting with the ever-ready
Yeah
The never was talking about still trying
I got it
Forever bitter gossiping about never say die
May I inquire what you've been doing mister?
Jack
Never done Jack
And you partner, what's the News of the World, dick?
I don't say dick
Don, of all the people you must be the Tattler
Two thumbs up
What are you afraid of?
Failure?
So am I
Has been implies failure
Not so
Has been is history
Has been was
Has been might againLee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know
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07-14-2021, 07:58 PM #102
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07-14-2021, 09:59 PM #103
Trump has too much money
Trump sucks
Fuck trump
Trump is evil
Hey mods? Is that enough to get this moved to polyass?. . .
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07-14-2021, 10:34 PM #104
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07-14-2021, 11:37 PM #105Banned
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07-20-2021, 08:14 AM #106
Benny or anyone else triggered by Bezo's flight this morning?
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07-20-2021, 08:23 AM #107
Haha, it's like the moon landings. Name me the astronauts on the last two. Of course you can't.
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07-20-2021, 08:35 AM #108
William Shatner.
Richard Branson.I still call it The Jake.
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07-20-2021, 08:46 AM #109
I dunno why everyone's making such a big deal of this, Albert the monkey went to space back in 1949.
"timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang
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07-20-2021, 09:03 AM #110
"Spaceape" always made me laugh for some reason.
I still call it The Jake.
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07-20-2021, 03:20 PM #111
Shatner panties. That one cracks me up every time.
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07-20-2021, 06:16 PM #112
After watching Bezos get interviewed in that hat, easy call for Branson as the cooler narcissistic clueless rich guy joy rider. That is one reason to have a wife - she's there to tell him to take the damn hat off and burn it. He looked like a little dorky kid coming off a particularly exciting ride at Six Flags still wearing his stupid souvenir cowboy hat, sizes too big.
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07-20-2021, 07:20 PM #113Banned
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07-20-2021, 07:25 PM #114
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07-20-2021, 07:33 PM #115
Six Flags blows goats compared to Cedar Point.
And I haven’t been in 15 years to either and I still bet it holds true.I still call it The Jake.
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07-20-2021, 08:24 PM #116www.apriliaforum.com
"If the road You followed brought you to this,of what use was the road"?
"I have no idea what I am talking about but would be happy to share my biased opinions as fact on the matter. "
Ottime
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07-20-2021, 08:30 PM #117
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07-20-2021, 09:03 PM #118
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07-20-2021, 09:27 PM #119
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07-20-2021, 10:03 PM #120
How much do you think Bezos paid for someone to wear that hat in for him?
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07-20-2021, 10:05 PM #121
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07-20-2021, 10:16 PM #122
Compensating
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07-20-2021, 10:20 PM #123
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07-20-2021, 11:17 PM #124Registered User
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Fainting goats?
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07-21-2021, 12:00 AM #125
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