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    Dog treats

    Well, these showed up on the kitchen counter, and I thought they looked pretty tasty. Then I realized they were for the dog, and it says on the bag, not intended for human consumption.
    Ingredients. Beef loin and leg. Sounds pretty tasty to me. Low and behold, it tastes like beef jerky because it is beef jerky. I'll be eating these thanks. On my 3rd piece now.Click image for larger version. 

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    Isn’t there already a “should I eat this” thread?
    . . .

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    I think it's too late for that.

    If you get the urge to start urinating on poles and rocks, you might want to dial back on the treats.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    If you get the urge to start urinating on poles and rocks, you might want to dial back on the treats.
    And if you start dry-humping random people, quit 'em altogether.
    Daniel Ortega eats here.

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    CLASSIC!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva View Post
    And if you start dry-humping random people, quit 'em altogether.
    really kinda depends on who the random person is and how she responds, right?
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
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    Gave our pup about 4 times the recommended dose of CBD treats yesterday by accident. Didn’t slow him down a bit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    really kinda depends on who the random person is and how she responds, right?
    Maybe random ain't so random?

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    I like your dedication Basinbeater.

    You tell that dog food who's boss.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    No, I told the dog who the food boss is.

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    That beef jerky looks good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    That beef jerky looks good.
    ... but probably is twice as expensive as the human stuff.

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    did you start lifting your leg to pee?
    Wait, how can we trust this guy^^^ He's clearly not DJSapp

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    Or pee on the jerky to claim it as yours in front of the dog?
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Not DJSapp View Post
    did you start lifting your leg to pee?
    Bend the knee
    Squat to pee
    . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by PB View Post
    ... but probably is twice as expensive as the human stuff.
    There's a dog bakery in East Sacramento that sells dog beef jerky that costs at least 4 times what the human stuff at the grocery store costs. And they're doing great, while the fabulous bakery/gelateria that opened next door at the same time lasted less than a year. Which goes to show you that people in East Sacramento love their dogs and hate themselves.

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