Idaho Falls at its best

[telehacker]

https://www.ksl.com/article/50170677...eat-police-say

[NW_SKIER]

Pocket meats? Does he have an account here?

[snapt]

*Idaho’s Balls

[Conundrum]

If Benny has stolen a motorcycle, he's never been caught.

[skivan]

That’s fucking gold right there...

“Moore is charged with felony grand theft for the motorcycle and misdemeanor petty theft for the bicycle, according to charging documents. He was also charged with misdemeanor malicious injury to property for the damage done to the restaurant as well as another count of petty theft for the ham.”

C’mon, give him the ham, fir the effort.

[CarlMega]

I want to see the job application he filled out.

[St. Jerry]

Good thing this wasn't at that pizza place Bo-joes, or whatever it's called. Love that pizza & honey!

[mtnjam]

Seriously, there was a meat stealing operation by the gypsies here in Boise years ago. A friend of mine used to be the head chef at St. Lukes Hospital downtown Boise and he told me that there were cases of lunch meat going missing in the cafeteria cold storage. He kept doing inventory and kept finding missing cases of lunch meat.
Finally the BPD did a sting operation and apparently there is a large population of gypsies here and for some reason lunch meat was enticing. Who knew?

[stealurface831]

some gypsies stole my neighbors truck.
fkn gypsies.

[CarlMega]

anyone want to give me 1-2 sentences on Benny's meat story. No, not that one. The one where there appears to be a meat-related crime. Errr... after re-reading that, maybe I'll just see myself out.

[mfcf13]

Good thing this wasn't at that pizza place Bo-joes, or whatever it's called. Love that pizza & honey!

Wrong town. Idaho Springs has stoners who bump chairs at Loveland. Idaho Falls has meth tweakers who steal ham.

ETA: It's 'Roma', not 'Gypsy'.

[jono]

anyone want to give me 1-2 sentences on Benny's meat story. No, not that one. The one where there appears to be a meat-related crime. Errr... after re-reading that, maybe I'll just see myself.out.

Benny skis with pocket meat sandwiches made from the breakfast buffet. Search JONG

[CarlMega]

Benny skis with pocket meat sandwiches made from the breakfast buffet. Search JONG

Who amongst us hasn't slipped their meat into an inviting pocket from time to time?

I was hoping for more of an incident - confronted, argument, flee, chase, escape with a Thelma and Louise styled frozen lake hyundai launch with DD & BP piloting.

[jono]

Wrong miscreant for that, sadly. Just lots of complaints about the cost of tourism in Wilson.

[NW_SKIER]

Wrong miscreant for that, sadly. Just lots of complaints about the cost of tourism in Wilson.

Have you ever been a local everywhere you go? That shit can't be easy.

[jono]

It's a valid point. I for one would get every place crossed up and forget where the good pocket meats even were, let alone pricing.

[ötzi]

He didn't steal the Harley, thoug. He traded the BMX bike for it. Just so that's clear. Also he doesn't seem too upset about the whole thing, judging by his mug shot. I think it must just all be a big misunderstanding.

[NW_SKIER]

[pepperdawg]

Good thing this wasn't at that pizza place Bo-joes, or whatever it's called. Love that pizza & honey!

PIzza by the pound...Miss that place...need to get back.

[highangle]

Wrong town. Idaho Springs has stoners who bump chairs at Loveland. Idaho Falls has meth tweakers who steal ham.

ETA: It's 'Roma', not 'Gypsy'.

It's "Pikey" innit?

[mfcf13]

It's "Pikey" innit?

Well whatever you call them, there's no "Who's Sleeping in parking lots" thread without the travelers.

[skiJ]

I don't know -
where I am from, my reaction was,

meth.


it is endemic. yuck -

[mfcf13]

I don't know -
where I am from, my reaction was,

meth.


it is endemic. yuck -

One hundred percent meth. You could tell from the mugshot. Coke heads are obnoxious of course. However, Meth heads steal BMX bikes and Subway ham and fall out of ceilings.

[Meadow Skipper]

It's 'Roma', not 'Gypsy'.

It's "Pikey" innit?

‘Gitane’ is kind of elegant.

And yeah, meth.

[ötzi]

Meth doesn't explain the ham.