Who are the worst offenders of thread drift here?

**BmillsSkier** · 05-19-2021, 09:17 PM

I’ve had frog legs at Alinea and in Paris, among others.

They were better in Chicago.

The Perch was better in Ashtabula, but just by a touch.

**Meathelmet** · 05-19-2021, 11:18 PM

Originally Posted by bennymac

Rabbit bites can lead to rabbit fever. We had a pet rabbit when I was a kid and then I got a fever and hallucinated a giant tractor tire made of chocolate at the foot of my brothers bed. When I woke my parents up to tell them about it they didn’t seem impressed.

My wifes friend just cancelled their get together under the pretense that she "has to file her rabbits teeth".

I think wife got snubbed.

**Core Shot** · 05-20-2021, 03:17 AM

Originally Posted by Meathelmet

My wifes friend just cancelled their get together under the pretense that she "has to file her rabbits teeth".

I think wife got snubbed.

Tell your friend to use the holy hand grenade.
Fuck those sharp pointy teeth.

And remember to count to three
Thou shalt not counteth to four. And five is right out.

**EWG** · 05-20-2021, 05:48 AM

I’m pretty sure that if you give me 10 minutes to look around somebody’s garage I can offer a pretty good prediction of whether or not we’ll become friends.

**skifishbum** · 05-20-2021, 06:00 AM

Originally Posted by subtle plague

Unleash the kraken!

I
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7SqC_m3yUDU

ive been tween the chupacabre and kraken

aint fucked with the boogyman yet
and whats not to like about peeps who do cigars, coffee and sammies well

**subtle plague** · 05-20-2021, 06:39 AM

Originally Posted by Buster Highmen

The French

So Boissal is the Resident frog recipe expert?

And tgapp for coffee and kink. ( I'd call my Café like that and sell tentacle porn to the hipsters!)

**riser4** · 05-20-2021, 06:40 AM

So in a topic about thread drift, is staying on topic actually thread drift?

**subtle plague** · 05-20-2021, 07:00 AM

Originally Posted by riser3

So in a topic about thread drift, is staying on topic actually thread drift?

Depends on how meta you are.

**BCMtnHound** · 05-20-2021, 10:23 AM

It's like the Friday Word Association thread. But in 3D

**Ted Striker** · 05-20-2021, 11:42 AM

Originally Posted by subtle plague

Depends on how meta you are.

I submit that this thread is just random posts that have little to no relevance to what came before, and thus isn't drifting at all. Also, Schrodinger's cat is a near universally misunderstood metaphor.

How meta is that?

**m2711c** · 05-20-2021, 12:02 PM

I’d like to buy an argument, please.

**EWG** · 05-20-2021, 12:34 PM

Originally Posted by Ted Striker

I submit that this thread is just random posts that have little to no relevance to what came before, and thus isn't drifting at all. Also, Schrodinger's cat is a near universally misunderstood metaphor.

How meta is that?

We were doing great or terrible until you opened this thread.

**Ted Striker** · 05-20-2021, 12:41 PM

(not?) guilty as charged

**subtle plague** · 05-20-2021, 12:51 PM

Originally Posted by Ted Striker

I submit that this thread is just random posts that have little to no relevance to what came before, and thus isn't drifting at all. Also, Schrodinger's cat is a near universally misunderstood metaphor.

How meta is that?

Schrödingers cat goes into a Bar. And doesn't. because she's not vaccinated. But she's definitely going to see Phish.

**skiballs** · 05-20-2021, 12:53 PM

Can you still get cat gut tennis racket strings?

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**singlecross** · 05-20-2021, 02:50 PM

Why is it called Pussy?

**m2711c** · 05-20-2021, 03:04 PM

It’s short for pusillanimous…

**Core Shot** · 05-20-2021, 03:06 PM

Sooo

Pusillanimous Galore was her birth name?

**Buster Highmen** · 05-20-2021, 03:12 PM

No thread drift has caused thread avalanches yet.

I guess the mods move them occasionally.

Does that count?

**Brownski** · 05-20-2021, 06:22 PM

I just had grits for the first time in my life. They were pretty bland but with just a little bit of salt, I really liked them. So are grits the kind of food that are sort of a blank canvas that you add whatever flavor pleases you? I thought hot sauce might help. Can somebody help me out with this?

**stealurface831** · 05-20-2021, 06:25 PM

Originally Posted by Brownski

I just had grits for the first time in my life. They were pretty bland but with just a little bit of salt, I really liked them. So are grits the kind of food that are sort of a blank canvas that you add whatever flavor pleases you? I thought hot sauce might help. Can somebody help me out with this?

congrats.
put some cheese on that shit.