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    Benefits of Grey Hair

    Young people are not as quick to question what I say, they assume I know what I'm talking about.
    Dumb punks don't realize I'm winging it half the time.

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    I started to turn when I was in my early 30s. Better than no hair.
    I have been in this State for 30 years and I am willing to admit that I am part of the problem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunion 2020 View Post
    I started to turn when I was in my early 30s. Better than no hair.
    Grey and thinning in my 30s.

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    I want it to go all white at this point.

    The world is perfect. Appreciate the details.

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    I'm in my late 30s and am starting to get a lot of greys. My beard greyed notably before my hair, so my apparent age changes a lot depending on my facial hair.

    I do hope that the greys continue to come in more at the temples than top. I think that's a good, distinguished look. As an old guy, I want to look like Timothy Dalton in Penny Dreadful. They're starting at the top now too, though, so I think that might be foiled.

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    Q tip mafia
    “Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.”
    Hunter S. Thompson

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    You can tell beard hair from pubes

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    I have a lot of gray hair for may age (37) and a Gen Z girl asked me if my was real or if it was dyed because it was "on point". I guess I am hip now?

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    the grey hair definitely helps me be successful at my impostor syndrome game.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "I'd eat a bag of Dicks and wash it down with a Coke any day." - iceman

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    The last pastport app it asked haircolor and i was about to put in brown like i have always done but then on second thot ... grey
    Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know

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    As a guy who turned grey in his 30’s.....there are no benefits....lol..

    I’d actually rather be totally hairless....totally bald shaved head looks better than grey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BC. View Post
    As a guy who turned grey in his 30’s.....there are no benefits....lol..

    I’d actually rather be totally hairless....totally bald shaved head looks better than grey.
    You know there's a solution for that.
    "We don't beat the reaper by living longer, we beat the reaper by living well and living fully." - Randy Pausch

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    As a long haired hippie, I will never sport the cue ball look. At 62, just getting some grey at the temple. Kids don't question what I say, as I can give them that Dirty Harry look really easily. Or as my neighbor Ted once told a guy, at 3am, who was dumb enough to break into his car outside my bedroom window. "You don't know who you're dealing with".
    We still laugh about that one years later.

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    Quote Originally Posted by leroy jenkins View Post
    I think you'd have an easier time understanding people if you remembered that 80% of them are fucking morons.
    That is why I like dogs, more than most people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BC. View Post
    As a guy who turned grey in his 30’s.....there are no benefits....lol..

    I’d actually rather be totally hairless....totally bald shaved head looks better than grey.
    47 and bald af. Wanted a full greyed head.
    Grass is always greener right?
    "boobs just make the world better really" - Woodsy

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    I had a shitty temporary ID while I waited for the DMV to mail me my renewal and did not have to show it once to buy booze thanks to my salt and pepper look I started developing in my mid 30s

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    the grey hair definitely helps me be successful at my impostor syndrome game.
    I have always managed to avoid imposter syndrome by being legitimately unqualified for my positions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buzzworthy View Post
    47 and bald af. Wanted a full greyed head.
    Grass is always greener right?
    Yes..agree..lol....I hate it...I try not to even look in the mirror anymore...

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    My hair has been slowly thinning since my late twenties. The top of my head now looks like a baby ostrich, but I can say at 54 years old I've not one gray hair on my head; only my face balls and chest...lol

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    I’d rather have traitors than deserters.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BC. View Post
    As a guy who turned grey in his 30’s.....there are no benefits....lol..

    I’d actually rather be totally hairless....totally bald shaved head looks better than grey.
    I’m not so sure


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    Not Grey, Arctic Blonde.
    Scientists now have decisive molecular evidence that humans and chimpanzees once had a common momma and that this lineage had previously split from monkeys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MagnificentUnicorn View Post
    I’m not so sure.
    The Magic 8 Ball speaks.

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    I've been thinking about going to blue or orange or something. Well not orange, somebody might think I'm a Syracuse fan. And not blue AND orange either, now that I think of it. Not a Hoos fan either.

    Which reminds me, Georgetown vs. Syracuse, NCAA lacrosse tournament 1st round, 7:30 PM EDT on ESPNU. Join me in rooting against Syracuse and for my alma mater Georgetown.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ötzi View Post
    The Magic 8 Ball speaks.
    I’ve got enough hair for two or three people


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    Benefits of Grey Hair

    Below the neck doesn’t count

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