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  1. #1
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    Who's Balls Have Shrunk Over the Years

    It's a fact.

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    Your mom's?

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    My wife just started working for an environmental health NGO that focuses a lot on certain plastics in the food chain and their effects on reproductive health (with male infertility being a big part of that). I'm learning more about shrinking (efficacy of) balls than I ever really cared to know.

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    Glad I missed it, as mine hit the water if I sit in the middle of the night. I know, TMI
    Quote Originally Posted by leroy jenkins View Post
    I think you'd have an easier time understanding people if you remembered that 80% of them are fucking morons.
    That is why I like dogs, more than most people.

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    Go hit yourself in the nuts with a baseball. They'll swell back up.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    A man walks down the street
    He says, "Why am I soft in the middle, now?
    Why am I soft in the middle?
    The rest of my life is so hard
    I need a photo-opportunity
    I want a shot at redemption
    Don't want to end up a cartoon
    In a cartoon graveyard"
    Bonedigger, Bonedigger
    Dogs in the moonlight
    Far away in my well-lit door
    Mr. Beerbelly, Beerbelly
    Get these mutts away from me
    You know, I don't find this stuff amusing anymore

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    Tom Brady's.

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    Shrunken? No.
    Lower? Oh yeah.
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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  10. #10
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    Damn, we're in a tight spot!

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    I think most everyone has less balls as the aches and pains come on.

    But there are outliers. Like Dr Huckenstuff
    Or Wild Bill.
    “Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.”
    Hunter S. Thompson

  12. #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hott Butt Mud View Post
    It's a fact.
    PM deepsouthmafia


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    "Zee damn fat skis are ruining zee piste !" -Oscar Schevlin

    "Hike up your skirt and grow a dick you fucking crybaby" -what Bunion said to Harry at the top of The Headwaters

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    Two menuscus tears, an ACL, a full bicep tendon tear, Three disclocated shoulders. Not the longest of resumes but on skis....Yeah. mine have. Definitely.
    "Can't you see..."

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    My balls are on first.
    ˇÓrale, vato!

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    How do you distinguish between shrinking balls vs enlarged/saggy scrotum?

  16. #16
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    My balls were bigger today. Busted out a double front flip at the pool for the first time ever.

    sent from Utah.
    sigless.

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    Better shrunken than eviscerated https://www.pinkbike.com/news/floren...-genitals.html

    I went out of the track on a fast section about 30 seconds into the track. I was trying find some more speed somewhere else than in the wood and simply rode into a pole. I had probably done this a thousand times in the last 16 years that I have been racing World Cups. Normally I just bounce off and keep going.

    This time it was a bit different. The pole came back and whipped straight between my legs. It hit me with an unbelievable amount of pain. I still managed to ride my bike quite well down to the bottom of the track, but when I got to the pit the pain got really bad. We had a check down my trousers and there was lots of blood and some spare parts were hanging out that should have been tucked away safely. I needed to get to a hospital urgently.

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    Do your balls hang low, can you swing them to and fro. Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier. Do your balls hang low?

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    Quote Originally Posted by basinbeater View Post
    My balls were bigger today. Busted out a double front flip at the pool for the first time ever.
    noice

  20. #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by basinbeater View Post
    My balls were bigger today. Busted out a double front flip at the pool for the first time ever.

    sent from Utah.
    Bigger metaphorically, or because you bonked the landing off the 30M platform?

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    I just learned I've turned into a baby. Thanks, Beartooth Basin!
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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    Floating nuts is the signpost, or so I've heard.
    When you sit down in the tub and the stones float up...beginning of the end.

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    splash

    wtf

    yogurt with a heaping tablespoon of flaxseed every morning
    "knowledgeable in escapades of the flesh"

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    Quote Originally Posted by AEV View Post
    I eat Fage about once a week--it contains live bacteria. Not all do. Hard to extrapolate that study to humans though--gut flora in humans and lab rats are different. Although those of us who been covid vaccinated are a lot more like lab rats than are normal humans.

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