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05-12-2021, 09:44 PM #1Banned
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Who's Balls Have Shrunk Over the Years
It's a fact.
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05-12-2021, 10:04 PM #2Registered User
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Your mom's?
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05-12-2021, 10:14 PM #3
My wife just started working for an environmental health NGO that focuses a lot on certain plastics in the food chain and their effects on reproductive health (with male infertility being a big part of that). I'm learning more about shrinking (efficacy of) balls than I ever really cared to know.
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05-13-2021, 11:05 AM #4
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05-13-2021, 11:37 AM #5
Go hit yourself in the nuts with a baseball. They'll swell back up.
"timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang
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05-13-2021, 12:09 PM #6
A man walks down the street
He says, "Why am I soft in the middle, now?
Why am I soft in the middle?
The rest of my life is so hard
I need a photo-opportunity
I want a shot at redemption
Don't want to end up a cartoon
In a cartoon graveyard"
Bonedigger, Bonedigger
Dogs in the moonlight
Far away in my well-lit door
Mr. Beerbelly, Beerbelly
Get these mutts away from me
You know, I don't find this stuff amusing anymore
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05-13-2021, 02:11 PM #7
Tom Brady's.
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05-13-2021, 05:39 PM #8
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05-13-2021, 06:00 PM #9
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05-14-2021, 03:33 AM #10Damn, we're in a tight spot!
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05-14-2021, 04:51 AM #11
I think most everyone has less balls as the aches and pains come on.
But there are outliers. Like Dr Huckenstuff
Or Wild Bill.. . .
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05-14-2021, 06:19 AM #12
PM deepsouthmafia
Sent from my iPad using TGR Forums"Zee damn fat skis are ruining zee piste !" -Oscar Schevlin
"Hike up your skirt and grow a dick you fucking crybaby" -what Bunion said to Harry at the top of The Headwaters
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05-14-2021, 06:42 AM #13
Two menuscus tears, an ACL, a full bicep tendon tear, Three disclocated shoulders. Not the longest of resumes but on skis....Yeah. mine have. Definitely.
"Can't you see..."
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05-14-2021, 06:46 AM #14
My balls are on first.
Daniel Ortega eats here.
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05-14-2021, 02:48 PM #15Registered User
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How do you distinguish between shrinking balls vs enlarged/saggy scrotum?
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06-12-2021, 07:59 PM #16
My balls were bigger today. Busted out a double front flip at the pool for the first time ever.
sent from Utah.sigless.
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06-12-2021, 08:54 PM #17
Better shrunken than eviscerated https://www.pinkbike.com/news/floren...-genitals.html
I went out of the track on a fast section about 30 seconds into the track. I was trying find some more speed somewhere else than in the wood and simply rode into a pole. I had probably done this a thousand times in the last 16 years that I have been racing World Cups. Normally I just bounce off and keep going.
This time it was a bit different. The pole came back and whipped straight between my legs. It hit me with an unbelievable amount of pain. I still managed to ride my bike quite well down to the bottom of the track, but when I got to the pit the pain got really bad. We had a check down my trousers and there was lots of blood and some spare parts were hanging out that should have been tucked away safely. I needed to get to a hospital urgently.
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06-12-2021, 08:57 PM #18
Do your balls hang low, can you swing them to and fro. Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier. Do your balls hang low?
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06-12-2021, 09:23 PM #19man of ice
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06-12-2021, 11:58 PM #20
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06-13-2021, 11:41 AM #21
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06-13-2021, 12:24 PM #22
Floating nuts is the signpost, or so I've heard.
When you sit down in the tub and the stones float up...beginning of the end.
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06-13-2021, 12:31 PM #23Registered User
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Do you guys eat a lot of yogurt?
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3879365/
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06-13-2021, 01:51 PM #24
splash
wtf
yogurt with a heaping tablespoon of flaxseed every morningI am not in your hurry
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06-13-2021, 09:41 PM #25
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