Burning Man 2021

[splat]

Oh, fuck yeah, bitches. It's on. The masses will huddle with their own individual master plans for camps submitted to BLM if they are big and have interactive natures. The insurance companies are lining up to get everyone covered. Surveyors are volunteering. The porta potty companies are just starting to see the money and the Renegade Burn is seeing major commitments. This so newsworthy because the Burning Man Organization is not a part of it. But nobody stops the largest party on the planet; especially when it's free. There's talk of 30 to 60K people showing up for this basically unsanctioned event.

This map appeared yesterday for people to pick their camp spots and is steadily filling.

[3s]

Can you post the link to the " map "

[subtle plague]

So where will makers telemark's"free cocaine and marriage counseling" tent be?

[MakersTeleMark]

Fuck them and their burn perimeter. I'll blow shit up wherever I please, thank you. And I hate cocaine for the record. I do milfs though.

https://www.blackrockdesertcamps.com/

[subtle plague]

Fuck them and their burn perimeter. I'll blow shit up wherever I please, thank you. And I hate cocaine for the record. I do milfs though.

https://www.blackrockdesertcamps.com/

Yeah but cocaine gets you all the hot unmarried pussy you can tell us about in the JHC love thread.

[MakersTeleMark]

You can marry stupid, have at it. I'll fuck them proper later. Do you know how many ex wives I've broken? Send your best my dm. I'll stuff her right. /fastfred

[3s]

Splat
Can you please post the set of rules for your camp
Also a recommended packing list

[Core Shot]

You don’t have to do coke to fuck a coke whore.

[MagnificentUnicorn]

You don’t have to do coke to fuck a coke whore.

Whatever floats your boat man


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[3s]

You don’t have to do coke to fuck a coke whore.

Not to change the subjext but youre either shelling out coke or cash for the honor to fuck her (him)
And
i would think a coke whore would be so fucking anoying to be around unless you were coked up too.

[splat]

Splat
Can you please post the set of rules for your camp
Also a recommended packing list

Why?

[3s]

I was thinking of maybe heading out for an afternoon

[splat]

Sorry, you're on your own. Nothing in my camp is for afternoon burn visits.
Our rules are unspoken, the lists shared only with campmates.
Stop by and say hi, though.
Radical self-reliance is a prerequisite to be a burner.
And there are tons of pages on burningman.org to prepare you.

[3s]

Ok
Im over it

[stealurface831]

Ok
Im over it
Now i know where not to go

Tf?


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[Lone Star]

Radical self-reliance is a prerequisite to be a burner.

and a of complete lack of self-awareness

[Sweetbippy]

Oh Mr. Splat, how does one become a member of your tribe?

Asking for myself and a friend.


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[splat]

Thanks for asking instead of assuming.
We'll turn away more people than we bring on board.
Like a wish come true, just yesterday I was thinking how nice it would be to have a paramedic or nurse in camp.
PM sent.

[3s]

I want to have fun
I thought that i sounded like a dick so i editted my post

[Dhelihiker]

The po po will have a blast with this. I think the BLM requires .5 miles between camps. there should be some good fun.

[Skidog]

Thanks for asking instead of assuming.
We'll turn away more people than we bring on board.
Like a wish come true, just yesterday I was thinking how nice it would be to have a paramedic or nurse in camp.
PM sent.

who knew a gathering in the desert was so elitist?

[splat]

Po po last year was all but non-existent. Pershing County can't blackmail the org for their $200K budget, so they will either be barely visible or be total dicks. They had one Pershing County Sheriff out there last year and the BLM Rangers were totally cool. Punani and I made friends with the BLM guys last year while we were all just tripping ballz and they were totally cool, even with people who were way fucked up at many levels beyond our fun and friendly camp. So, basically, you'd have to be whacked on coke, ketamine, and acid, running naked down the playa trying to molest people to ever even have a conversation with the man. They do, however, enforce sane driving rules that prevent people from driving 100 mph through crowded camp areas.

[Danno]

who knew a gathering in the desert was so elitist?

When you go camping, do you let any stranger just set up their tent in the middle of your campsite? Or are you so elitist that you would think that is a bit rude of them?

[splat]

who knew a gathering in the desert was so elitist?

Hey, man, I'll be in town and down to camp at your house for a couple weeks, Stock up on wine and beer, send me a list of what channels you get on your TV. You'll know I'm there when I knock on your door.

Elitist? Anything but. But I most certainly am choosy about who gets to camp with our camp. That's why you would never be invited. Any self-entitled wook who thinks I owe them a spot because they post here is dead wrong. Love how people who have no idea what any of it is about seem to know so much about it. It's a ton of planning, money, and work to do a camp, much moreso one that has a theme and a function. It's not a free carnival ride I am beholden to provide for your whim and pleasure.

People in camp have a function, there is a duty roster, camp protocol, and nobody gets to just plop down and become a campmate without asking and being known they will contribute to the camp rather than become a burden for everyone else. So when sweetbippy asks - and brings an obvious medical pro contribution and will also wash dishes and be fun - that is an application that is automatically approved. I don't do people who want and offer nothing, think the world is a charity, and act like their shit's ice cream and there ain't enough spoons to go around. We call those people wooks in burnerland.

[Cruiser]

A couple summers ago in lyons late one Thursday night we had like 6 tents set up in a old school circle the wagons formation in this prime spot @ river bend that we snatched up during the tarp run that morning. It was an epic land grab in a hotly contested zone. There was a great open area right in the middle that we planned to use for the ezups and all the community goodies on Friday morning to really dig in for the weekend. Sure enough at like 1am these guys come rolling up trying to sneak thru the innertube fortifications that we had installed between our tightly spaced tents to pitch their tents in our common area. Mrs Cruiser heard the commotion and sauntered out in her jammies admonishing the usurpers and quickly turning them away before they could stake their claim. For my part, I slept through the whole incident.