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    Quote Originally Posted by RShea View Post
    She wanted to use a Mac and not a Windows PC??? Bill could not handle that betrayal.
    Or perhaps it's this breaking story:

    MEDINA, WA—According to anonymous sources, Melinda Gates filed for divorce from her husband Bill after discovering a shocking video of him dancing on stage to "Start Me Up" by The Rolling Stones during the Windows 95 launch. "Oh my gosh- my husband is a total dork," said a shocked Melinda Gates, according to one witness. "How could he have hidden this from me for so long? How could I have been so blind? Why did Bill hide this dark secret from me?" Friends of the family say she quickly filed for divorce citing "irreconcilable differences", likely due to Bill's dark and dorky past. "He always told me he was a cool guy and a really great dancer, and I believed him. I've been living a lie." Sources also say that since the couple had no prenuptial agreement, Melinda will get Bill's entire fortune, leaving him only with Zune. The entire clip has been leaked on YouTube and can be viewed below.



    https://babylonbee.com/news/report-m...5-launch-video

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    Quote Originally Posted by MontuckyFried View Post
    Don't be fooled by the "nice man in sweater" shtick. It's a façade. Guy's an evil, sadistic POS. And I'm just talking about his corporate behavior back in the 80s-90s. MS dicked over a LOT of little guys at his direction. I've always felt that's why so many rich a-holes get into philanthropy later on. Like they're trying to score karma points or something, making up for their misdeeds that got them to the top to begin with.

    Melinda seems sweet, though. I wonder what the truth behind their divorce really is.
    100%. He's a full douchebag, but the billions have changed his ways...at least with his public persona.

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    Bill Gates is also the largest farm owner in the US, by a wide margin. Might be forced to start selling. There was no prenup.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MontuckyFried View Post
    Or perhaps it's this breaking story:

    MEDINA, WA—According to anonymous sources, Melinda Gates filed for divorce from her husband Bill after discovering a shocking video of him dancing on stage to "Start Me Up" by The Rolling Stones during the Windows 95 launch. "Oh my gosh- my husband is a total dork," said a shocked Melinda Gates, according to one witness. "How could he have hidden this from me for so long? How could I have been so blind? Why did Bill hide this dark secret from me?" Friends of the family say she quickly filed for divorce citing "irreconcilable differences", likely due to Bill's dark and dorky past. "He always told me he was a cool guy and a really great dancer, and I believed him. I've been living a lie." Sources also say that since the couple had no prenuptial agreement, Melinda will get Bill's entire fortune, leaving him only with Zune. The entire clip has been leaked on YouTube and can be viewed below.



    https://babylonbee.com/news/report-m...5-launch-video
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    Quote Originally Posted by RShea View Post
    She wanted to use a Mac and not a Windows PC??? Bill could not handle that betrayal.
    Probably not that complicated, she just got a new iPhone.


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    Quote Originally Posted by RootSkier View Post
    Everyone in here blaming Bill, but maybe he just couldn't lay the pipe. He certainly doesn't look like he can.

    I mean, there's a reason he called his company "Microsoft".

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    I mean, I don't want either of those words used to describe me, let alone combining them.

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    There's a story floating around out there that he and Melinda had an agreement that he could spend one weekend a year with his highschool girlfriend. Could be innocent, but kind of odd.

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    Quote Originally Posted by waveshello View Post
    There's a story floating around out there that he and Melinda had an agreement that he could spend one weekend a year with his highschool girlfriend. Could be innocent, but kind of odd.
    Like he had a girlfriend in high school.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The AD View Post
    Like he had a girlfriend in high school.
    I guess it was more recent... Ann Winblad...
    http://www.foxbusiness.com/real-esta...on-rentals.amp


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    Quote Originally Posted by The AD View Post
    Like he had a girlfriend in high school.
    He played football at Laurelhurst Junior high.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MagnificentUnicorn View Post
    Probably not that complicated, she just got a new iPhone.


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    Microsoft gave up their Windows Phones, so anyone still carrying one of those is probably getting zero battery life and holding onto the 1990's technology....

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    Quote Originally Posted by RShea View Post
    Microsoft gave up their Windows Phones, so anyone still carrying one of those is probably getting zero battery life and holding onto the 1990's technology....

    Whew! Good thing that won't happen to my Zune...

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    Quote Originally Posted by waveshello View Post
    There's a story floating around out there that he and Melinda had an agreement that he could spend one weekend a year with his highschool girlfriend. Could be innocent, but kind of odd.
    yeah, what the fuck is up with that?
    you don't want no smoke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fofo View Post
    Whew! Good thing that won't happen to my Zune...
    Hahaaa... This thread had me trying to remember the name of that thing. It came out when I was in highschool. My friend got one right when they came out and was always ready to extol the virtues of the zune vs. the ipod. No one cared but it probably was better than the ipod, until it wasn't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by waveshello View Post
    Hahaaa... This thread had me trying to remember the name of that thing. It came out when I was in highschool. My friend got one right when they came out and was always ready to extol the virtues of the zune vs. the ipod. No one cared but it probably was better than the ipod, until it wasn't.
    In my case it was my cousin. He probably still has it!

    And probably something like this happened to the Zune and iPod:
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    Quote Originally Posted by waveshello View Post
    I guess it was more recent... Ann Winblad...
    http://www.foxbusiness.com/real-esta...on-rentals.amp


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    Worthless without pics, so here you go

    5.2/ would bang

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry View Post
    Worthless without pics, so here you go

    5.2/ would bang

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    harry, no.
    you don't want no smoke.

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    cue the Q
    you don't want no smoke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry View Post
    Worthless without pics, so here you go

    5.2/ would bang

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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    That's a Macintosh in the back.
    "Kinky!"
    -William H. Gates, III ...probably

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry View Post
    Worthless without pics, so here you go

    5.2/ would bang

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    Well, not sure how old you are but did you realize she's 70? Maybe you're into cougars but, really?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ötzi View Post
    He probably just wants some peace and quiet.
    I read Melinda went and saw an attorney a few years ago when Bill was hanging out with Epstein. Billy wants some young strange and Melinda is like "fuck it, what is good for the goose is better for the gander".
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    I think you'd have an easier time understanding people if you remembered that 80% of them are fucking morons.
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    Quote Originally Posted by liv2ski View Post
    I read Melinda went and saw an attorney a few years ago when Bill was hanging out with Epstein. Billy wants some young strange and Melinda is like "fuck it, what is good for the goose is better for the gander".
    So. Melinda is a gander? So confusing
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