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    Hey ladies...

    Look who's available.


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    I see hydraulic turtles.

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    Welp. Now that MacKenzie Bezos (now Scott) is officially off the market, who here will volunteer to switch teams and go hit up ol' Bill? NTTAWWT. Especially for 130 BILLION dollars. Well, half that I suppose, but still....

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    If bill is available, so is Melinda. She ain’t no cougar but billions are billions.


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    Quote Originally Posted by MontuckyFried View Post
    Welp. Now that MacKenzie Bezos (now Scott) is officially off the market, who here will volunteer to switch teams and go hit up ol' Bill? NTTAWWT. Especially for 130 BILLION dollars. Well, half that I suppose, but still....
    He's all yours.

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    It's just odd. I mean, you're 65. You're insanely rich. You can't just let it ride for last 15-20 years?

    Is Bill going here?


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    Somebody be looking for a trophy husband bout now.... we got any trophy material around here? Where’s Parvo?





    Look, We just got to get one of our maggots on that team. we can hook up either Jeff or Melinda doesn’t matter to us. But once the hook up is done, that “Forgotten about” extra employees shack they got up there in their Yellowstone compound could be our tgr clubhouse....



    We got a pull together as a team on this one and put up our best candidates. For the good of the group.




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    Quote Originally Posted by GiBo View Post
    It's just odd. I mean, you're 65. You're insanely rich. You can't just let it ride for last 15-20 years?

    Is Bill going here?

    Look at that bowed leg, could it snap from lack of use?



    What makes you think the Melinda isn't looking for a young pronghorn?
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    Quote Originally Posted by stealurface831 View Post
    If bill is available, so is Melinda. She ain’t no cougar but billions are billions.
    Yo, Melinda's MY angle. Was trying to throw Bill to you guys while I sneak out the back door with Melinda. Drats. Foiled again.

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    Hey ladies...

    Quote Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel View Post
    young pronghorn
    Yo Melinda, lemme holla at ya.


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    Ight so I now know what Melinda gates looks like and I guess I assumed bill would be doing a little better. She bears a resemblance to caitlyn I think.


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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Get funky
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    Quote Originally Posted by stealurface831 View Post
    Ight so I now know what Melinda gates looks like and I guess I assumed bill would be doing a little better. She bears a resemblance to caitlyn I think.
    I dunno. $65BB is some seriously effective beer goggles. Bet they got some killer augmented reality gear for the bedroom too so you can have her swap faces to something more to your liking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealurface831 View Post
    If bill is available, so is Melinda. She ain’t no cougar but billions are billions.


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    Come on now guys, don't be ridiculous....he has daughters too you know.

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    Melinda is probably pissed about Bill starting the Coronavirus. It was no doubt the last straw.
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    She was tired of hearing about the basic interpreter he wrote that fit in 32k.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buster Highmen View Post
    She was tired of hearing about the basic interpreter he wrote that fit in 32k.
    Giggle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Giggle.
    You have no idea.
    Every.Single.Code review. That got trotted out.
    Every one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyCarter View Post
    Come on now guys, don't be ridiculous....he has daughters too you know.
    Yeah, but they're even farther away from getting to pounce on dat estate. Too bad she's not old enough to pull an Anna Nicole Smith, though. The marrying a billionaire part that is. Not the drug OD part.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyCarter View Post
    Come on now guys, don't be ridiculous....he has daughters too you know.
    But mom & dad are giving away almost all of their wealth before they die.

    So the play is to help mom dispose of her wealth on such worthy causes as an AK heli operation, a fishing lodge in the Caribbean, a surf camp somewhere, plus homes scattered around the world and a jet to transport the adventure entourage. A 737 seems appropriate for both seating capacity & gear haulage
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    Quote Originally Posted by GiBo View Post
    It's just odd. I mean, you're 65. You're insanely rich. You can't just let it ride for last 15-20 years?

    Is Bill going here?
    I mean, do you think there is a perceptible difference between 130 and 65 billion in terms of lifestyle? They spend most of their time figuring out how to give money away anyway. If you and your partner are annoying each other, why not go have a wild time across your later years?

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    Wealth looks good on
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    He probably just wants some peace and quiet.

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