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Thread: Stupid Newbie Alert
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08-29-2005, 12:25 PM #1
Stupid Newbie Alert
I figured it might be a good idea to announce my presence right off the bat.
I'm the newest member of this place and I have a strange feeling that I may undergo some sort of an initiation process involving harassment.
I'd rather it happen right here in this thread so I don't get blamed for derailing someone elses.
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08-29-2005, 12:31 PM #2
you stupid newboots don't know shit
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08-29-2005, 12:35 PM #3Funky But Chic
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So many jongs, so little time...
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08-29-2005, 12:36 PM #4
Anyone with Lemmy as their Avatar and Deaner as their hero is o.k. with me.
Last edited by A-wreck; 08-29-2005 at 12:38 PM.
Buy nice things here.
www.motorcityglassworks.com
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08-29-2005, 12:36 PM #5
PFFFFFFFFFT!!!
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08-29-2005, 12:38 PM #6
welcome, JONG
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08-29-2005, 12:43 PM #7
Oh poor newbie really thinks that devoting an entire thread to fucking with him will somehow give him future immunity....welcome and beware!
"You look like you just got schnitzled..."
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08-29-2005, 12:46 PM #8
Abuuuuuse me!!!
Q: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
M: Well, I was told outside that...
Q: Don't give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings!
M: What?
Q: Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, maloderous, pervert!!!
M: Look, I CAME HERE FOR AN ARGUMENT, I'm not going to just stand...!!
Q: OH, oh I'm sorry, but this is abuse.
M: Oh, I see, well, that explains it.
Q: Ah yes, you want room 12A, Just along the corridor.
M: Oh, Thank you very much. Sorry.
Q: Not at all.
M: Thank You.
(Under his breath) Stupid git!!Damn, we're in a tight spot!
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08-29-2005, 12:49 PM #9Originally Posted by girlski0912
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08-29-2005, 12:50 PM #10Anyone with Lemmy as their Avatar and Deaner as their hero is o.k. with me.
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08-29-2005, 12:52 PM #11
The only thing that can save you from future JONGings are posting nekked pics of sister, girlfriend, or wife. Unless of course you are female, then nekked pics of yourself will do!
"Can't vouch for him, though he seems normal via email."
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08-29-2005, 12:53 PM #12
I like how people hear about things that they think goes down here at TGR. If you don't say stupid things you won't get ragged on. Starting a thread in advance to deflect such beratings is pointless and will be disregarded by all "veteran" memebers and your beating will comense.......welcome
More fucked up than a cricket in a hubcap
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08-29-2005, 12:54 PM #13
heh heh, I haven't heard that one for awhile, Obstruction. THough real abuse is more along the lines of something Gunnery Sergeant Hartman would say.
"Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit. Get the fuck off of my obstacle. Get the fuck down off of my obstacle. Now. Move it. I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo. "
I'm not looking for immunity. I expect to be put in my place if I deserve it.
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08-29-2005, 12:54 PM #14
Even lemmie couldn't kill the TGR forum lawn more than it already is. Welcome Jong.
Usually, newbie's ask a dumb question first. So let me do it for you:
What kind of ski is best for me? I want one ski that is 100mm underfoot, and can carve better than a supercross ski on icy days."Steve McQueen's got nothing on me" - Clutch
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08-29-2005, 12:56 PM #15
Nah, crinkle. I've been hanging around here unregistered for longer than I'd like to admit. I just like to be the cause of a little fun.
DaveTV, you're not too far off.
BelowZero, tell me the correct place to post them...
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08-29-2005, 01:00 PM #16Originally Posted by wicked_sick
DO IT!"Can't vouch for him, though he seems normal via email."
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08-29-2005, 01:02 PM #17Originally Posted by Mcwop
"I ski at (insert blue ice boilerplate atlantic ski hill) and I want a big fatty I can hike to the peak with, slay east coast powder down to the top of the lifts, hit the park, and then show bode where it's at on the race course. I'm 5'6, 135 but I'm really agressive and need something long for floatation and speed, and it has to be really stiff too. Right now I ski on super badass salomon axendo 8s.
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08-29-2005, 03:16 PM #18
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08-29-2005, 07:25 PM #19
Tacos never have beans or sour cream.
Ever.
Seriously.
I mean it.
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08-29-2005, 07:32 PM #20
and burritos don't have lettuce.
if you know what I mean.
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08-29-2005, 07:42 PM #21
If you ever hear the term, "Change for a nickle?" in real life, RUN. You don't wanna get sucked into their shifty buisness.
If you hear 'iceman.' Your even more screwed.
By the way, JONG!No.
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