That’s it...it’s time to play G.O.T.O.S.

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[Pinned]

Could it be that much worse than a high-roof sprinter or one of those BlissMobil things?

Center of gravity in that thing is like 3' higher than a Sprinter. Roof load looks...not light hah!

[MarsB]

So driving this around this weekend witnessing the GOTOS spectacle that is the northern Wasatch, I had a revelation. I'm going to start fabricating and selling fake RTTs that are nothing but an empty box. I figure I can sell them for $500 a pop; which will let the buyer achieve the desired poseur points (at a nice discount) while still flexing steeze in the Moab Ramada parking lot.

[riser4]

So driving this around this weekend witnessing the GOTOS spectacle that is the northern Wasatch, I had a revelation. I'm going to start fabricating and selling fake RTTs that are nothing but an empty box. I figure I can sell them for $500 a pop; which will let the buyer achieve the desired poseur points (at a nice discount) while still flexing steeze in the Moab Ramada parking lot.

Except what if Barbie there is a bit of an exhibitionist or loves nature and actually wants to fuck in the RTT in order to scratch some itch? You gotta be prepared to deliver. The empty box is going to prevent you from getting in the box you are chasing, so to speak.

[MarsB]

That chick is not getting within 150 yards of a tent unless it is at Cochella and blow is involved.

[Name Redacted]

The Enshitification of RTTs started here on TGR.

[wkd-rdr]

Trunk racks count?

[MarsB]

Trunk racks count?

I think the most impressive thing here is seeing a Rivian out in the wild after the wheel collapse fiasco.

https://www.inc.com/jason-aten/rivia...ng-crisis.html

[simple]

We see Rivian trucks every day here in Colorado. All sorts of different colors. Haven't seen the SUV yet except scalpers selling them on Cars&Bids

[nickwm21]

Missing a Trucky-Bjorn to keep them connected
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Are there any laws against putting a pressurized combustible gas and a flammable liquid in a unshielded container that close together on the outside of a vehicle? OSHA wouldn’t let you do that in a workplace, and your workplace is not going 75mph….


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[Ted Striker]

See lots of Rivians here in the pnw too. Almost none are being used as trucks though.

[bad dancer]

Doing a cycle tour through Thailand atm. Found this is Chang Mai. Seems plenty legit but worthy of a list regardless.


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[bad dancer]

The OG of moto touring was just found in Mae Hong Song. Not sure if this breaks the GOTOS rules having a scooter in play but damn there should be a lot of points here ! Note the multiple roll of duct tape on the rear.


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[heckacali]

Bad dancer with a 1-2 knockout punch for this thread.
Proves American Gotos are poseurs.

[climberevan]

What kind of sick dystopia are we living in?

[Core Shot]

What kind of sick dystopia are we living in?

Zombi apocalypse

Makes sense. How else do you get the silo bunker?

[riser4]

What kind of sick dystopia are we living in?

Needs weapons firing ports and a roof turret.

[Buzzworthy]

Not sure where to put this one but this has to be negative points. Why?


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[Pinned]

I bet the Miata is more reliable than those Rezvani pseudo-tank things.

[evdog]

Good one from yesterday. This guy had pretty much everything on board

[bad dancer]

South East Asia has been awesome for GOTOS. What is the points foe mop holder ?




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[lowsparkco]

Gotta strap the sports equipment on the outside so folks know you shred. What are those? Kite boards?

[Tap]

First off…mop holder is +5. Never even considered that one.

Those arent kite boards. They are DB Platforms.

[hawkgt]

hol' up.... is that retractable side step?

[alpinevibes]

Pros have the mop handy AF. Gotta keep that black paint cleaned and shiny.

Let's get real though: whatsup with those giant tongs hanging off the back corner?