That’s it...it’s time to play G.O.T.O.S.

**Meathelmet** · 04-10-2021, 12:34 PM

Originally Posted by Conundrum

I really don’t have anything against glademaster but I’m not sure he thinks anything is cool.

Originally Posted by warthog

I sometimes think,"Why is this guy so anti everything? Why is he so pissed?"
Then I remember that he is an inspector and it all makes sense.

How I imagine glademaster -

**powcom** · 04-10-2021, 12:36 PM

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Unused axe point total? A lot going on here. 2 things sticking out of the roof I can’t identify. Multiple back up cams?

**bennymac** · 04-10-2021, 12:45 PM

Originally Posted by ötzi

Well it's good they got a trailer so they can bring more stuff.

Too bad George Carlin isn't around to riff on these things.

The trailer holds the vehicle he drove to go get the camper.

But yeah - having Carlin around today would be helpful for many reasons.

**Tap** · 04-10-2021, 02:15 PM

Originally Posted by Ottime

My buddy just ordered a pop up cab over camper and he told me he is getting the pick axe.

Why does he not earn points for a fucking mounted pick axe?

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**Tap** · 04-10-2021, 02:17 PM

Originally Posted by powcom

Unused axe point total? A lot going on here. 2 things sticking out of the roof I can’t identify. Multiple back up cams?

Well fuck me with a pick axe.

That set up needs to be photoshopped all the way down the side. Are they a overlander or landscaper?

**TBS** · 04-10-2021, 02:19 PM

Originally Posted by Ottime

My buddy just ordered a pop up cab over camper and he told me he is getting the pick axe.

Why does he not earn points for a fucking mounted pick axe?

I think you deserve a point for any chopping, digging or combo implement. Axe, maul, pickaxe, Pulaski should all count.

Originally Posted by powcom

Unused axe point total? A lot going on here. 2 things sticking out of the roof I can’t identify. Multiple back up cams?

I count five on the roof
Axe
Shovel
Bespoke two-handle implement holder
Roof carrier
Antenna

**riser4** · 04-10-2021, 02:22 PM

Just here to say that a Mitsu' Fuso ain't no fucking UNIMOG!

**El Chupacabra** · 04-10-2021, 02:41 PM

What about bringing a more capable offroader with?

**bennymac** · 04-10-2021, 02:45 PM

Bonus points for close ups of axe and shovel showing that they are in pristine condition

**liv2ski** · 04-10-2021, 02:52 PM

Originally Posted by Peruvian

You could have it all.

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Just checked into this thread and I must say I wish I had the money for that beauty.

**SkiCougar** · 04-10-2021, 04:07 PM

Originally Posted by MontuckyFried

The snorkel's the one that cracks me up. Seems an awful lot of people must fording rivers these days in their shiny 4x4s that look like they've never left pavement.

I find it even more amusing that many of us have kinda normal, non-decked out vehicles that have seen waaaaaaaaaay more off-road action than most the GOTOS like you see at the Whole Foods parking lot.

the snorkel is actually useful in hurricanes areas.

when the annual Houston hurricane comes, having that snorkel can mean you have the ability to drive away as your house floods for the second time in 10 years from a hurricane.

i like the winches, i have yet to see someone use on that wasn't a wrecker.

**lifelinksplit** · 04-10-2021, 04:18 PM

Originally Posted by SkiCougar

the snorkel is actually useful in hurricanes areas.

when the annual Houston hurricane comes, having that snorkel can mean you have the ability to drive away as your house floods for the second time in 10 years from a hurricane.

i like the winches, i have yet to see someone use on that wasn't a wrecker.

We use the fuck outta the winch. Comes in handy when you're drunken night wheeling solo. Or make some $ pulling retards out of ditches like in this pic sunday(grand Cherokee was 30ft down off the "closed" FS road).

Oh yeah forgot ladder points. Goddamn overlanders

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**steff** · 04-10-2021, 05:09 PM

those folks with the stock p235 spare tire to go with those 35" mudders. that's good thinking.

with the backpack thing attached to it...

**The AD** · 04-10-2021, 05:09 PM

I've got a friend who more or less only posts on Instagram to show his knives, guns, and watches. I'll be shocked if he doesn't buy a decked out Sprinter within the next year.

edit: just checked his feed and his most recent toy is a Range Rover, so he's probably got to wait another year to be able to justify the Sprinter to his wife

**Tap** · 04-10-2021, 05:23 PM

“Honeyyyy....you wanna take the Tesla or the Sprinter to the grocery store?”

**I Skied Bandini Mountain** · 04-10-2021, 05:32 PM

oh yeah, those spare tire fanny packs are something special.

**lifelinksplit** · 04-10-2021, 06:34 PM

I always wonder wtf all these people who have trasharoos do when "camping" in bear country. Spare tire fanny packs is what I'm calling them from now on.

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**Falcon3** · 04-10-2021, 06:58 PM

Originally Posted by canyonrider

lol, WTF?? Never seen one of those in the wild, but not surprised they are a RFV thing.

I should swing by the Whole Foods in Boulder this weekend, there are usually several overdone vans plus an Earth Roamer or two on any given Saturday.

WTF?! That thing looks like shit. It’s the hitch rack equivalent of throwing your skis in a garbage can.

I need to buy a Harbor Freight MIG welder and come up with some stupid simple shit like that that these idiots can strap on their mobiles, powder coat it black, name it something that sounds macho and vaguely (or overtly) militaristic and watch the money pour in.

**MakersTeleMark** · 04-10-2021, 07:05 PM

Originally Posted by timackie

My friends just picked up this Mitsubishi van in Seattle off the boat from Japan and are very excited. This is a huge improvement over their old VW Synchro. It starts predictably and can go > 40 mph on the mountain passes.

Only 3 points based on the current scoring criteria, but the detailed vehicle description on both the side and the back of the van is hilarious, even if not point worthy.

What is driver’s column on the right worth?

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**anotherVTskibum** · 04-10-2021, 07:17 PM

Do I get points for a shovel and recovery gear mounted inside the bed of my truck, or does it not count because you can't see it in the co-op parking lot?

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**Tech Tonics** · 04-10-2021, 09:40 PM

To be fair, I’m about to get a trasharoo. Made in the USA and $45. Not a huge expense

We use wag-bags for poop and the trasharoo saves us from having to keep shit bags in the camper.

That alone is worth the $45.

**Tech Tonics** · 04-10-2021, 09:41 PM

And my van scores a 6

And it’s badass

Haters gonna hate.

**glademaster** · 04-11-2021, 06:16 AM

Originally Posted by Meathelmet

How I imagine glademaster

There are plenty of pics of me floating around this place if you're that interested.

I just have a strong preference for understated/minimalist design. "Perfection is attained not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing more to remove."

**warthog** · 04-11-2021, 07:34 AM

Did a little more research on that GMC LandYacht.
Do Want. Look at how huge this thing is.

https://www.motor1.com/news/364339/c...motorhome-6x6/

**Name Redacted** · 04-11-2021, 07:46 AM

Originally Posted by Tech Tonics

To be fair, I’m about to get a trasharoo. Made in the USA and $45. Not a huge expense

We use wag-bags for poop and the trasharoo saves us from having to keep shit bags in the camper.

That alone is worth the $45.

Should have the added benefit of preventing tailgaters, at least those who are in the know. I’ll admit to shopping for one of those recently too.